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when i was 12 i got banned from yahoo answers and when i emailed support to be like “what did i do??” i got a really vague answer that just said “you know what you did” and it still haunts me to this day

powerfulwizard

british people: none of you know how huge england is! it takes so long to get anywhere. it takes me 5 minutes to get to work everyday! i haven’t seen my wife and children in 30 years because it takes 10 whole minutes to drive to them.

the rest of the world:

tikkunolamorgtfo

So I know somebody who initially moved to the UK from New York to do a postgraduate degree at Cambridge. When she first flew out, her mother came along for a week to help her move in and get settled. While my friend was attending a programme meeting, the mother went to out to find a housewarming gift for her daughter. She ended up at a little boutique, and started chatting with the owner, explaining that her daughter had just made this big transatlantic move and that she was going to miss her dearly. The owner said to her “Oh, I know exactly how you feel. When my daughter moved away I cried and cried, and the distance has been so hard for me.” “Oh, I’m sorry,” replied my friend’s mother. “Where did your daughter move to?” “London,” the owner replied, with a 100% straight face.

Y’ALL LONDON IS 49 MINUTES AWAY FROM CAMBRIDGE BY TRAIN. You can make the drive in less than 90 minutes. And this woman thought that was comparable to being separated by a whole freaking Atlantic ocean, to this day I am still asjdhebebdhsbsh

thetrippytrip

I wish the world would understand..

lesbianhaircut

Good post but I have to admit my favorite part is the anime religious girls

sacrificetheory

they have the power of god AND anime on their side

singohmuse

OMG NO-

cinnaroll-deactivated20210919

W HEEZ e

gangueiro

transviktortalis

#oh this place is HAUNTED haunted

Link in bio

*epic latin chorus*

Get out of him

I’m getting close to the end of my BOTW adventures, it is making me reflect and giving me feelings I didn’t expect.

moaccyrk

this is beautiful, incredible work!

boazpriestly

This “God Creating Things” series by @lonnieiiv on TikTok is HILARIOUS!

killorbekillian

God: Now listen to me Gabriel, these are going to be really fun because some go on pizzas.

Gabriel: Yeah, okay, okay.

God: You like that? And then some will make you see things.

Gabriel: …’Kay?

God: And some, Gabriel, some just… kill you.

Gabriel: [Long pause] You doin’ okay, pal?

elodieunderglass

I love how he turns off the stove to give this the attention it deserves

rlymax-deactivated20140421

help I’ve fallen and am perfectly capable of getting up but refuse to

obligatory-regal-name

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jasonincalifornia

whatsupbeanie

Do you remember anything fun that you’ve made as a kid? I was really proud of this “camera” I made out of a tea box. I filled it with hand-drawn “photographs” and was very disappointed when people and objects wouldn’t reenact them accurately enough at my request.