It Takes A Long Time Not To Write A Book

She/Her/They - Hanisan or Murphtang, pick your poison 🧪. Pink Slytherin girly 🐍 with a love for women and one singular man 💕 apparently a writer but I actually have to write to be a writer (rude). Book lover, coffee addict, ADHD Bi chaos monster. 🏳️‍🌈 If you’re a TERF gtfo. Xoxo

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Hello!

Welcome to my very random ass tumblr blog. You can call me Hanisan or Murphtang, whatever, and my pronouns are she/her/they - I identify as female but I’m cool with gender neutral pronouns too.

About

I’m 36, have a little mini human, and live with said mini human, two cats (one is secretly a dog I stg), and my lovely boyfriend. Bi girly who has found her golden retriever boi.

Hobbies

I write a lot of nonsense and have dreams of being an author but writing a book is hard, yo! My brain is too full (thanks adhd) and I get distracted. This blog is basically a place for my random writing things and also my drawings when I can be bothered.

Media

Favourite book series are ACATOR, Harry Potter, all of the Discworld series, and I love House of the Spirits too. TV favourites are Schitts Creek, Brooklyn 99, Bobs Burgers, Friends, the Office, and Happy Valley.

What I do

You can normally find me crochetting and listening to true crime podcasts or playing lil cute farming games on my PC when I’m not doing crafts with my little one. I currently am OBSESSED with Fae Farm and Fields of Mistria. Also spent loads of time on Stardew Valley. And the Sims because Sims is life, Sims is love.

In terms of writing, I love me a fluff and smut fic (oops). Favourite ships are Wolfstar (Canon), Jegulus (cuties), Bellamort (help), Dorlene (🥺), Darmoine (don’t judge), Wolfstarbucks (because…cute boys), Faysand (yes forever), Nessian, Mor/Elain (Main? Haha), Rhys/Az/Cassian (chaos)…pretty much anything let’s be real.

Love you all 🥰🥰🥰

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Swimming

Cute games with friends

With a splash, James canonballed into the small lake - more like pond, really - that sat on the edge of the clearing where they’d set up their tent.

Sirius laughed, shaking his head as his brother appeared from below the surface, normally messy hair tamed but now with a slightly green hue.

“You’ve got algae in your hair,” Sirius commented, watching from the edge of the pond.

James shrugged, floating along in the cool water. “It’ll wash out. Come on, it’s nice!”

Sirius shook his head. He spent enough time and money on his hair to know that a minute spent in that pond would ruin it.

“I like my hair how it is, thanks.”

“Vain git,” James shot back, diving back under the water.

Distracted by the antics of the dark haired boy, Sirius didn’t hear someone coming up behind him. And he didn’t register the attack until he fell, with a yelp and a splash, straight into the algae filled pool.

“REMUS JOHN LUPIN!” He shouted, spluttering and wiping his now bedraggled hair out of his face, looking up at Remus, who was grinning down at him. “You will PAY for this!”

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Kitchen

Just Sirius trying to cook and Euphemia stepping in to be the mum he needs😍

No warnings, just cute.

Sirius was staring at the large mass of chocolate and whipped cream on the counter, then back at Euphemia’s Delia Smith cookbook. The cake didn’t look anything like it was meant to.

He frowned, his silver eyes peering at the cake. He’d followed the recipe, mostly. He wasn’t really sure what baking powder was, so he’d left it out, and there didn’t seem to be enough chocolate so he’d added more, but would that really matter? He’d also put the oven up higher - obviously he’d cooked it for less time though, he wasn’t an idiot.

He poked at what was supposed to be a three tiered chocolate sponge cake and let out a wail of dismay as it deflated further, the whipped cream now starting to melt off of the plate and drip onto the counter.

“What on earth - Sirius!”

He whipped around, staring at Euphemia, a smile playing on her lips. “What happened?!”

“I just wanted Remus to have a proper birthday cake for once!” He protested. “But the recipe’s broken!”

The older witch bustled over, inspecting the mushy, deflated, and somehow charred mess in front of them. She sighed, rolled up her sleeves, and turned to Sirius.

“Right. Get me four eggs, flour, sugar, and some butter from the pantry. Quickly! Remus is going to be here at 8 for his party, and we wouldn’t want to disappoint him, would we?”

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Bedrooms

A Wolfstar microfic. 🥹

Pure fluff.

The small cottage was dingy, peeling wallpaper in the hall leading to even more suspect decorating. Remus was slightly nervous about walking up the stairs, given the state of the floorboards, but Sirius bounded right up them.

A yelp followed the bounding, which Remus thought might have been Sirius falling through a hole somewhere upstairs, and he peeked his head around the old, rickety banister. Sirius wasn’t laying there dead, so he carefully made his way upstairs to find him.

“THREE BEDROOMS!” Sirius shouted gleefully, his head appearing around the door of one of the rooms off the landing. Remus raised an eyebrow, but Sirius grabbed his arm and dragged him into the small bedroom he’d been in. “This one could be your office, look at the skylight!” he gushed, urging Remus to see past the work that needed doing and to the potential the house offered.

“And this one could be our room,” he continued, pulling his husband into a surprisingly spacious room at the front of the property.

“And this…” he pushed open the last door, revealing a cozy little room, the only seemingly untouched place in the house. “This could be for our child. If…if you still want to foster, that is. Otherwise it could be for guests.”

Remus answered him with a hug and a kiss, reassuring him that this really was everything he wanted.

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Starting a little microfic challenge to get myself writing again. 30 prompts, 30 micro fics/drabbles. The rules I’ve imposed upon myself are as follows:

-in order

-linking fics back here

-ratings and any warnings at the top

Join if you like! ❤️

1. Bedrooms

2. Kitchen

3. Swimming

4. Irritating

5. 16

6. Animals

7. Ornament

8. Change

9. Weather

10. Good day

11. Stolen

12. Siblings

13. Future

14. Past

15. Christmas

16. Strange

17. Feet

18. Rings

19. Childhood

20. Food

21. Colouring book

22. Neighbours

23. Teacher

24. Hospital

25. Train

26. Challenge

27. Afraid

28. Love

29. Power

30. Grandparents

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True facts

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Omg this is the cutest thing thank youuuu my love 😍

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Prompt 15 - Comb

@jegulus-microfic January 15 Word count 133

“I got you a gift,” Regulus said as he presented James with a perfectly wrapped long box. James took the box from Regulus, trying very hard to contain his excitement. He tore through the wrapping paper and yanked the lid from the box, almost spilling the contents. 

Nestled inside on black velvet was a very ornate silver comb. 

“It’s a comb.” James looked down at the strange but beautiful gift before looking at Regulus in confusion. 

“Yes, it’s a comb. Sort your hair out. It’s a disaster. The places I want to take you require a basic level of smartness.” Regulus explained, brushing imaginary lint from his robes. 

James’s mouth dropped open. 

“Rude!” He said, as he turned to the mirror and used his new comb to try and tame his messy hair. 

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But this is so perfect

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Prompt 2 - Mistletoe

@wolfstarmicrofic

Words: 161

When Remus walked downstairs he thought he’d been transported to an entirely different place. The livingroom of the cottage was lit up with gaudy coloured lights, there were crystal baubles hanging from every surface, and a weird, slightly sinister looking snowman made of an unholy amount of hot glue and cotton wool in the corner.

“MERRY CHRISTMAS!” Sirius, dressed in glarish red and white striped pyjamas, shouted as he leapt from the kitchen, two mugs of hot chocolate sloshing their contents onto the old rough hewn wooden floor.

Remus gaped at him. “What the hell Si—“

He was cut off when Sirius kissed him. There was hot chocolate splashed over the front of his jumper, but he found he didn’t much care. When Sirius pulled back, beaming, he found himself smiling too.

“Couldn’t you have put the drinks down first?”

Sirius shook his head, gesturing for him to look up with his head. Remus followed his gaze and saw it: Mistletoe.

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Prompt 1 - Cider

A @wolfstarmicrofic prompt

Words: 168 (microfic royalty)

It was warm in the pub, the fire roaring in the hearth. Remus finally shrugged off his grey coat, skilfully shuffling out of the garment and draping it over the back of the worn oak chair without standing.

“Mulled cider,” Sirius announced, putting the steaming pewter mug down in front of him, smiling as he sat down opposite him and brushed the last remnants of snow out of his hair.

Remus smiled, nodding in thanks as he wrapped his hands around the mug. It struck him, not for the first time, how beautiful the man sitting opposite him was. Both physically and spiritually. Everyone could see his external beauty, but he liked to think the beauty of his soul was only for a special few.

“You’re quiet,” Sirius said, smiling as he spoke, fishing a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and pulling two out. He lit one, handing the other to Remus who took it gratefully.

“Just thinking how lucky I am,” he replied, smiling at Sirius.

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Prompt 13 - Sparkle

@wolfstarmicrofic prompt

Words: 389 (short cohort)

Pacing back and forth in the small living room of the flat, Sirius once again questioned his sanity. He’d done lots of crazy things in his time but maybe this was the craziest. They were in a war, for Merlin’s sake!

But maybe that was a reason to do crazy things. If they could all die tomorrow then they should make the most of the time they had. And if it all went disastrously wrong, well, if the embarrassment didn’t kill him maybe the war would.

The door clicked open and he jumped, hand instantly going to ruffle up his long, silky hair.

“Alright?” Remus asked, pulling off his scarf and hanging it on the hook by the door. Sirius swallowed, nodding.

Remus quirked his eyebrow, frowning at his partner. Sirius was never nervous, and he looked nervous now.

“What have you done?” He accused, advancing on the dark haired man.

“Nothing! Well, nothing bad. Hopefully nothing bad. I didn’t break anything.”

Remus nodded, looking down on Sirius. “So would you care to share, love?”

His voice was soft now. Comforting. Sirius swallowed thickly, nodding, then leaned up to kiss him. “I love you, Remus Lupin. More than anything. More than Bertha.”

“Oh, well I am honoured to be loved more than that stupid bike that doesn’t even run,” Remus quipped, laughing. Sirius glared at him.

“I’m trying to be genuine here, Moony! Oh - fuck it!”

He dropped suddenly to his knees, wincing as he hit the floor. Remus was staring at him like he’d gone mad. “Remus Lupin, you annoying arse, will you marry me?” He asked, pulling the ring box out of his jeans pocket, holding it out to him. The silver ring with stars inlaid in black and tiny diamonds sparkled in the light as he held his breath, waiting for a reply.

Remus laughed, pulling Sirius to his feet, kissing him deeply. “Yes. Yes yes yes, forever yes,” he whispered against his lips. Sirius slipped the ring onto his finger, and Remus kissed him again.

“What was so funny?” Sirius asked once they pulled apart. Remus grinned, going to his pocket and pulling out a small ring box of his own, flicking it open to show him a ring, intricately etched with runes.

“Just that somehow, Sirius Black, you always beat me to the punch.”

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Snow

A @wolfstarmicrofic prompt.

Remus/Sirius fluff.

“Stop it!” Remus complained, brushing the flakes of snow off of the parchment in front of him. James and Sirius always became insufferable when it snowed. They’d tried to convince him to come and play in the snow with them, but he’d refused. Now they’d obviously decided that if Remus wouldn’t go to the snow the snow would come to him. The little white cloud floating above his head had been following him since dinner.

“He must be hungry, such a grump,” James said sagely to Sirius, who nodded in agreement.

“Definitely hungry,” Sirius chimed in, a stupid smirk on his face.

“Or maybe I’m just fed up of my friends being knobs!” Remus snapped back, slamming his book closed and pushing the parchment away from him.

Sirius sniggered, moving to stand behind his boyfriend. “Come onnnn, Moony, why are you no fun?”

Remus turned around to glare at him. It was difficult to be annoyed with Sirius and his gorgeous face, but somehow he managed it.

“Because I have a whole roll of parchment to write on the properties of pepper pot chilli and its uses in Caribbean potion making, a star chart to make for Astronomy, and a stupid tea leaf reading to interpret, and tomorrow…tomorrow is inconvenient.”

His eyes flicked to the arched window looking out onto the night sky. The moon wasn’t quite full yet, but it would be tomorrow. He could feel its pull always, but tonight it was particularly unpleasant. It made him want to scratch off his skin.

Sirius sunk down to kneel next to him, his head laying on his lap. “Sorry Moony,” he said softly, looking up at him with big silver eyes. “We were trying to distract you.”

Remus huffed, brushing more snow out of his hair. “Well you’ve succeeded,” he grumbled. Sirius grinned, waving his wand, making the cloud disappear.

“I bought chocolate,” Sirius said, smiling as he pulled the bar from his pocket. Remus grabbed it, placing it on the table beside his abandoned schoolwork. “Forgive me?”

“Fine,” Remus sulked, unwrapping the chocolate and taking a bite. “But you owe me a back rub. And a hat.”

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December Prompts

Theme: Winter & Winter Holidays

Welcome to December! It’s getting colder, so snuggle up under some warm blankets and heat up your creativity with these prompts

Pick a word, get inspired, write a fic, and don’t forget to Keep it Mini! Tag us, and we’ll reblog it for you.

Check out our Rules and FAQ for more information. Still need last month’s prompts? You can find them here. Got an idea for a theme? Send us an ask!

Love from your Wolfstar obsessed mods! 🐺⭐️

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Definitely going to be doing this 🥰🥰

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F6CK YEAH!!!!