aspiring druid

[paitatertot]

My hot take is that dessert, and dessert, speciality, & post meal drinks need to be all in one menu

[paitatertot]

3 day work week next week and all 3 days are gon be out in the field so it's basically a 0 day work week. Like yes field work is work but it is so much more enjoyable that it doesnt feel like working

[paitatertot]

Needed waders for work bc field work & women in STEM and couldn't find any that fit my feet size and body size and thats on plus size short problems and after striking out at 2 stores, I found the perfect pair at a consignment shop for a fraction of the cost & it stays out of a landfill & it's loocal consignment!!!! I really feel like a super human putting all the good in the world

[paitatertot]

And look how cute they are!!!

[paitatertot]

Needed waders for work bc field work & women in STEM and couldn't find any that fit my feet size and body size and thats on plus size short problems and after striking out at 2 stores, I found the perfect pair at a consignment shop for a fraction of the cost & it stays out of a landfill & it's loocal consignment!!!! I really feel like a super human putting all the good in the world

[paitatertot]

The first man to ever fall in love with AI

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[paitatertot]

I know people think early parks & rec is cringe but I fkn love some of the one liners. Really the entirety of the first episode of the second season is a homerun

[paitatertot]

They say day 2 periods are bad but like have ya ever started first thing in the morning & the gradual descent into pain and despair at work & home after weeks of positive productivity is almost just as bad

[pisshandkerchief]

"I'm sweating like a pig": scientifically innacurate (pigs don't sweat), mean (kind of implies you think pigs are gross :( not cool dawg)

"I'm sweating like a motherfucker: realistic. you probably would sweat if you fucked someone's mother. implies you've got game

[paitatertot]

& I do be sweatin like a motherfucker fr

[isuggestlandback]

If you ever wondered why they call tattoos and piercings "unprofessional" and "unsophisticated"

Source: Lainey Molnar

[mash]

my steve-o photocards

[depsidase]

[only-cat-memes]

[sacred-portal]

[paitatertot]

Take a look at my header pic, that's the cat that appreciates your actions

[paitatertot]

I really need boomers to retire. I overheard an exectutive at work talking about how they love this AI singer. Then they came over & told me the same thing, kept saying "it isn't real!" Like with shock & awe and I at one point said, yea, its a robot but I learned not to disagree with elders to their face so I just smiled but like rampant AI consumerism sucks. I am stupider for having the conversation. I will never listen to this bull shit. Fuck dude.