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Homeless thoughts with no train or thought

[we-love-gaming]

Real life blastoise

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[hermes-whore-deactivated2019021]

let’s do it, roger

[spitefulreality-deactivated2015]

Roger helppppp

[curvycorinneranga]

I need you Roger!

[thaebae]

ROGER PLEASE

[beverlyroadgoose]

minimalist bedrooms are nice but you’ll never catch my cluttered materialist ass alive

[birdwithapeopleface]

[underated-overstimulated]

jake gyllenhaal's agent: hey jake we have a great script for you to look at!

jake: ...

agent: ...

jake: ...

agent: yes, you get to cry in the shower in the movie

jake: i'm in

[lovelybed]

*uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch

[bob-belcher]

[underated-overstimulated]

So...stop....thanks...

[underated-overstimulated]

harry: i didn't choose the hero life

harry: the hero life was inadvertently chosen for me by a man who wanted to bang my mum

[writing-prompt-s]

One day, you’re walking along when you fall into a hole. You realize in horror that this is the Writing Prompts database. To escape, you have to live through every single prompt on this page.

[voradtras]

this aint a prompt its a full-fledged horror story

[who-calls-the-fleet-deactivated]

I’d rather die tbh

[dumbledavisjr]

Good news for you amigo you’ll die many times before you live out every prompt

[phoenixheir]

I feel like this could be fun tho

[writing-prompt-s]

Oh boy, you are in for a wild ride if we include all the submissions that are still in my inbox. Want to have sex with The Doctor in a room full of talking bananas that are trying to lunge at your ass?

[ex-mint-deactivated20190202]

Ok normally i like the prompts on this page but what the fuck is this

[writing-prompt-s]

I have been protecting you amigos since the beginning of this blog

[writing-prompt-s]

Do you have any idea what’s it like for me? I seriously fear my inbox

[underated-overstimulated]

Wild.

[fiftyshadesofmacandcheese]

Where can I buy her album tho

[blackwaluigi]

that vibrato

[gimme10dollas]

SHE SOUND SO GOOD!!!!!

[underated-overstimulated]

Who is she...

[weloveshortvideos]

Boing, boing

[to-reach-the-farthest-star-deac]

ROUND BOY

GOOD BOY

[maidmarians]

[snowystater-blog]

just one more reason why the incredibles (2004) is the best superhero movie out there

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

reblog or the gods of glo up will not bless you

[doctorproctorr]

Can’t take that chance

[shotabunny-moving]

mondays more like

[curlsandstems]

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

[thewanderingnegro-deactivated20]

“Whats your safe word?”

[curlsandstems]

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

[paninimami]

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

[trashg0d-deactivated20180217]

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

[justcariii]

Lol i need to be his friend

[southernbitchface]

“Every strong man got a sensitive side”

[h3llraizer]

Lmaooooooooooooooooo

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

“Ooo that’s cute”

[decolonialtheoryandweed]

Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?

[regularlesbian]

cardi b is short for cardiovascular bronchitis

[underated-overstimulated]

Facts.

[plantanarchy]

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

[nihilistwife]

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

[plantanarchy]

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

[nihilistwife]

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

[underated-overstimulated]

Hmfp?

[satanhaus-deactivated20220217]

what do you mean my constant jokes about killing myself are sad and disturbing