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softctrll

me when I reach the angst part of the angsty fic that I specifically chose for the angst

alleycatboy

strangles you with the red thread tying us together

ayeforscotland

Again - JK Rowling has gone off the deep end and you shouldn’t support her by buying merchandise, or watching her films.

heartshot-vampire

When belphie does karaoke he only sings one song and it's 'tequila'

There are multiple times Beel has had to shove him awake because he fell asleep before it got to the tequila part

yourfriendlyneighborhoodvampire

Emmett McFuckass Cullen: clitoris? Labia majora??? Damn girl how many pussies you got?!?!?

but-sometimes-im-not

I wish.

problematicselfie-deactivated20

The absence of women in history is man made.

jettestblack-deactivated2017080

How petty

skeptikhaleesi

just look at babe ruth’s face tho

so confused

so lost

i love it

blackfemmejeanvaljean

pure hater shit

whatbigotspost

Jackie Mitchell…a bad ass lady I had never heard of.

urulokid

From her Wikipedia page: “Seventeen-year-old Jackie Mitchell, brought in to pitch in the first inning after the starting pitcher had given up a double and a single, faced Babe Ruth. After taking a ball, Ruth swung and missed at the next two pitches. Mitchell’s fourth pitch to Ruth was a called third strike. Babe Ruth glared and verbally abused the umpire before being led away by his teammates to sit to wait for another batting turn. The crowd roared for Jackie. Babe Ruth was quoted in a Chattanooga newspaper as having said:

“I don’t know what’s going to happen if they begin to let women in baseball. Of course, they will never make good. Why? Because they are too delicate. It would kill them to play ball every day.”

Next up was the Iron Horse Lou Gehrig, who swung through the first three pitches to strike out. Jackie Mitchell became famous for striking out two of the greatest baseball players in history.

A few days after Mitchell struck out Ruth and Gehrig, baseball commissioner Kenesaw Mountain Landis voided her contract and declared women unfit to play baseball as the game was “too strenuous.”[5][10] Mitchell continued to play professionally,barnstorming with the House of David, a men’s team famous for their very long hair and long beards.[11] While travelling with the House of David team, she would sometimes wear a fake beard for publicity.”

TL;DR: teenage girl strikes out two of the greatest baseball players ever, teenage girl gets her contract voided, teenage girl plays baseball wearing fake beard

naamahdarling

These guys were so fucking injured by a teenage girl’s awesomeness that they literally threw a hissyfit and hung up a sign that said “NO GIRLS.”

They gave up.

They couldn’t handle it.

Losers.

Teenage girls are amazing.

captain-snark

The mental gymnastics it takes to be beat by a girl and then decide girls are unfit and incapable of playing the game that a girl just annihilated you at? Incredible.

atlinmerrick

When the only way you win is by cheating, you’re not good at what you do. You just bar the door to those who are better.

What does that make you?

A loser.

blackbackedjackal

Why do wild opossums look like this?

And ‘pet’ opossums look like this?

theblazeofmemory

It’s because people don’t know how to keep them. Wild opossums have incredibly varied diets with everything from mice to bugs to mushrooms to berries, and they’re always on the move.

When people have a “pet” opossum, they have to have picked it up as a baby and habituated it to humans, and now they treat it like a house pet. Many of them are fed trash diets of dog food, raw meat scraps, and processed meat like hot dogs or hamburger. The lack of calcium at an early age leads to metabolic bone disease, which bows the long bones of the limbs and weakens their bodies. So they can’t climb anymore and don’t walk or run nearly as much. Combined with a poor diet, they gain weight quickly.

Many ambassador animals in rehab centers and zoos can develop the same problem. Especially rehab centers, a lot of captive Virginia Opossums are surrenders from people who realized keeping them is illegal, but the MBD has already started. Even with a better diet, they can become overweight really easily. It was such a struggle to keep the opossum I worked with at a healthy weight because something as simple as too much fruit in her diet would start pushing her weight up again. Even then, I don’t think we ever managed to get her to a “normal” range.

They look buggy eyed because what looks like the “whites” in that last picture is a sign of fat deposits in their face and around their eyes.

rebeccathenaturalist

Please, please, PLEASE reblog this! It’s so important, and it’s a very visceral example of how inappropriate, unskilled and unnecessary captivity harms wildlife. Even the professionals can run into challenges keeping their charges in good health, and that’s in spite of their very best educated efforts. So you can imagine how poorly captive wildlife in the hands of those who don’t know what they’re doing will fare. (Heck, my very first comic was on this topic!)

The wild is the best place for wildlife, and good rehabbers know this and will do everything they can to get an animal back into its natural habitat unless it literally won’t survive out there. The “I saved a baby possum I found and kept it as a pet and it’s sooooooo cute!” people are the problem, as they’re the ones taking an animal that, with proper handling, could have gone back out into nature and had a much better life as well as diversifying the gene pool.

memewhore

mijomii

miguel and miniguel

mijomii

This is my current source of happiness I love people translating the Miguel & Miniguel joke in their language 😭

misgnomer

multilinguel

midnightmurdershow

Addams Family Values (1993) Directed by Barry Sonnenfeld

vbartilucci

I will never not re-post my statement when this gifset appears…

I’ve said it a million times - if Debbie had listened to what the Addamses were saying in response to her tales of woe, she’s have realized that they understood completely. She had found her people, and was too wrapped up in herself to realize it.

If they could have, they’d have burst from their bonds, hugged the stuffing out of her, bought her a Bentley (and a vintage Ballerina Barbie) and declare her an Addams.

She could spend the rest of her life trying to kill Fester, and he’d love her all the more every time she tried. And the rest would keep offering helpful suggestions. “No point in trying poison, Debbie my dear - he’s been putting strychnine on his cornflakes since was seven”.

baronmagikcarp

The fact she’s buried in the family plot says they DID accept her as an Addams.

urfaveisunfuckable

Ok you want gossip? My stepsibling came out as trans and it’s killing me that I can’t roll up and be like hey guess what dad you actually got two of us, not just one, and be her cool enby big sibling without revealing that I faked my death a few years ago and actually just moved away. So I just have to sit here six towns over and hope she figures it out eventually. Luckily she’s smarter than our dad so like. Totally possible. Our other sister already did. I didn’t do a very good job of it according to her.

YOU FAKED YOUR DEATH?

rennothy-bo-bennothy

God I love this website

giygas-bandicoot

enbde

okay now how about a seventeen virgin census Please?

A group of 13 wealthy theatre kids? It should be rather obvious, but I will divulge

Virgins:

S.Coups - Pretty hard to have sex when you’re trapped inside an eternal karaoke session

Joshua - Doesn’t want to lose his shares in Virgin Atlantic

Mingyu - Why have sex when you can bleach the grout lines on your tile?

Seungkwan - Somehow manages to get into heated debates with all potential sexual partners and so far all it has done is kill the mood. One day he will find his angry soulmate, and on that day he will Fuck

Vernon - Anytime he’s horizontal he passes out

Dino - Not for lack of trying, but it’s hard to get it in when you have 12 other dudes heckling you from the sidelines

Sexually Active Adults:

Jeonghan - Has three kids out there somewhere. He doesn’t know where, but they’re out there

Jun - Wen Junhui fucks. He spends too much time at European style raves not to

Hoshi - Calls himself a tiger but he’s a lot more like a rabbit in actuality

Wonwoo - What? You thought he was too shy? You don’t think that’s exactly what he wants you to think? You don’t think that quiet, cute guy in the bookstore vibe wasn’t exactly what he was going for? You don’t think he absolutely got it on in the Science & Nature section of Barnes & Noble? How naive

Woozi - You can order anything for delivery these days

DK - Those hips don’t lie. But they do absolutely thrust.

None of the Above:

The8 - Virginity is an outdated construct that he refuses to acknowledge or participate in. Is he a whore? Yes. But that is between himself and his sexual partners, it is no business of the patriarchy.