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weird movie theater customers i have had:

a guy whose total was $19.46. after he saw the number he started ranting to me about how “1946 is the year when the death started in WW2″

a guy who came in and yelled at me bcuz my theater “doesn’t change our movies” and wouldn’t believe me when i told him that we only get 1-2 new movies a week

a guy who refused to have me help him after i insinuated that Adam Sandler’s career is dwindling

a guy who tried to pay me in arcade tokens. my movie theater doesn’t even use tokens for our arcade games.

(i’m not allowed to let people into the theater unless they have a valid ticket) every single guy who yells at me because “DO I REALLY LOOK LIKE THE TYPE WHO WOULD SNEAK INTO A MOVIE”, storms past me, and immediately tries to sneak into a movie

a woman who literally handed me a child and ran away

honestly

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weird movie theater customers i have had part 2:

a guy who asked me who demanded a full refund of his movie ticket bc there were 5 year olds with their family in a PG13 movie. he threatened to contact our local newspaper & report our misdeeds

the photobooth that takes photos of whatever is in front of it & applies a random filter to it. this results in dozens of photos of a solitary bench & movie poster with filters reading “happy bar mitzvah!”. congrats on becoming a jewish 13 year old man, bench

an old woman who comes to the theatre each week with a wrinkled, torn popcorn bag from the early 2000s that enables her to get free refills whenever

an old man who i caught smoking weed in a theatre who, when i asked him to stop, berated me for stealing “the last of his freedoms”

a woman who tried to slice a whole watermelon in the middle of a movie

a woman who brought her newborn baby to a the theatre, bought concessions, and then left it on the ddr machine w/o telling anyone while she went to her car to get change

why