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19 | 🏳️‍⚧️Twanny🏳️‍⚧️ | She/Her

[katlovesshrimps]

Blue helps out a lil tapir at the library

[greatwaytokillhim]

still makes me laugh whenever i see it

[puppybotz]

that really is not what ego death means little straight edge baby who's never even sniffed a drug

[frogadir]

[halondrus]

[clownologist]

It makes me so angry something as beautiful as a Zendaya and Hunter Schafer romance is being held hostage by an evil show like Euphoria.

[redstonedust]

im a simple man i like when things are shaped like other things. stool shaped like a mushroom. pillows shaped like fruit. salt and pepper shaker shaped like two friends hugging. in my ideal world i will have a house stocked entirely with novelty objects shaped like other objects and it will be beautiful.

[reachartwork]

"‘mech pilots are horny because they get sweaty and fuck after the fights’ you pedestrian, mech pilots are horny because the neural feedback loop from striking an acquired target w/ +90% accuracy on a full flight of LRMs makes most pilots leak in their seat. It’s not about two pilots, separated by mountains of metal, learning to mutually respect the others skill it’s about how these industrial war machines have direct lines into their nervous systems and an oxytocin & dopamine tap directly linking destruction to pleasure."

-twitter user nyetalia

[reachartwork]

yeah sure i'll permanently attach that addition to this image

[ex-riddlecats]

i'll be honest it gets kind of annoying when ppls immediate canned response to an m/f ship is "she deserves better" because over half the people who say that then proceed to hyperfocus on some yaoi with the man involved and never give the woman a second glance. forgive me but i think she deserves better than being girlbossed off screen and never mentioned again

[kiwimintlime]

*feministly*: women should never be centered in stories because Bad Stuff™ might happen to them

[accelldraws]

one (1) Friday pubby! she says woof!!

[loveridden1999]

you can have multiple most gorgeous looking women giving performance of their lifetime in a movie or show yet people will still come out obsessing & wanting to fuck a white man with the personality of a wet cardboard

[loveridden1999]

oh because we were all wondering

[mtftk9]

panicked when i heard crouton.net was down so i went and got the crouton from the wayback machine in case anyone needs it

[dogpuppy]

[asimplepotato]

I won't lie kitten, mommy had to sell the fantabulous flying machine. and the top hat with the gears too

[fallout-lou-begas]

i want a Superman story about Superman realizing she's a trans woman. how would she tell people? who would she tell? how could she tell them? through what possible ways would she transition? Kryptonian biology may not necessarily be compatible with human hormone replacement therapy and needles are certainly out of the question. if she figures it out, at what point does her presentation change? superman can't take a break, people need her, even if her haircut is getting awkwardly long and her body is uncomfortable to be in. everyone on earth knows who Superman is, knows her face. is her secret identity threatened if Clark Kent mysteriously starts to transition at the same time as Superman? if she only lets one be publicly out, which one? and what would it feel like to put on that costume -- in either case -- if so? if someone tries to attack her on the street, as Ms. Kent, how does she hide her secret identity? how would the world itself react to someone with the strength to juggle planets being a tranny? with her super-hearing there's nothing she wouldn't know about what people are saying, nevermind what's being written in the press. how does SuperMAN, one of the most definitive icons of masculine indomitability and resilience, cope with changing? would her strength, her confidence, her ability to do anything suddenly be used against her? why can't she be more like wonder woman? why is voice training so hard even for someone with super-ventriloquism? does anyone know what it's like to be able to run faster than a speeding bullet and leap tall buildings in a single bound but to not be able to find a cute pair of shoes that fits? to be indestructible but afraid to use a public bathroom? would even the most powerful person on earth not feel just as helpless as i do?

[the-emperess-of-cheezekind]

A terran finding Codex Seraphinianus styled affini book would be so cool cos the original was meant to replicate the experience of a child picking up an encyclopaedia.

P.s. an affini with Codex Seraphinianus plants grafted would be soooo cool.

P.s.s Also Codex Seraphinianus and hdg could coexist because of how batshit insane yet unspecific codex is

[mashpotatoe]

okay but his self sacrifice did nothing to help the villagers he just wanted to die in glory