𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 ,

𝐈'𝐌 𝑵𝑶𝑻 𝐀 𝐕𝐈𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐃𝐎𝐆— 𝐈 𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐖𝐇𝐘 𝐈 𝑩𝑰𝑻𝑬

[paladinslays]

𝚈𝙾𝚄'𝚁𝙴 𝙶𝚄𝙸𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚆𝙷𝙾𝙻𝙴 𝙿𝙰𝚁𝚃𝚈 , independent , private , & mutually exclusive blog for michael ' mike ' wheeler of netflix's stranger things . yoinked from the duffers & written as an original character . triggering themes will be present on this blog so please proceed with caution . personals & minors do not interact . loved by bee , any pronouns & twenty - six . 𝐼𝑇'𝑆 𝑊𝐻𝐴𝑇 𝑌𝑂𝑈 𝐷𝑂 .

anti - duffers . anti - noah schnapp . please check canon divergences before interacting .

PROMPTS . PLAYLIST. PINTEREST.

we'll go crazy together , right , @wizardslays ?

₀₀₁. this is a private & mutually exclusive blog for michael 'mike' wheeler of netflix's stranger things, extremely headcanon based & written as an original character. please check my rewrites before interacting. BILLY BLOGS, DO NOT INTERACT. anti-duffer & anti-noah schnapp. activity will be low & sporadic. minors & personals, please do not interact.

₀₀₂. i go by bee, any pronouns, cst timezone, & i'm 26 years old. i do have a full-time job, so i will be here when time & muse allows. i do have a discord available upon request & i do write there as well.

₀₀₃. i do best with plotted threads or establishing a general connection for our muses before we begin writing. my inbox is always open for plotting purposes & feel free to send any memes my way. those are the easiest way to get interactions going with me! my muse does tend to come & go, so please don't take it personal if i drop threads. we can always start something new! GIVEN THAT MIKE IS A MINOR, NO NSFW WILL BE PRESENT HERE. i do have some verses where he is above 18, primarily his college / post canon verse— this will still not include any nsfw content, so please do not try.

₀₀₄. I DO WRITE MIKE AS A TRANS GAY (CLOSETED) MAN, which does play an important role in his story as he struggles with his identity & internalized homophobia in the 80s. i also do have an exclusive will (for both platonic & shipping purposes) who can be found at wizardslays. I WILL NOT BE FOLLOWING BACK ANY OTHER WILLS. (if he is on your multi, this is fine!) all writing, headcanons, etc. are of my own creation & i ask that you do not steal or take inspiration from me. i've been writing michael for three years now and have put a lot of thought into him & treat him as my own original character.

₀₀₅. basic roleplay etiquette applies. don't godmod. please don't rush me for replies. i reserve the right to soft block as i see fit. hate of any kind will not be tolerated & i will block if you bring it onto my dash. i do use triple space sometimes, but i can match formatting. i tend to write in second person, but i can adjust based on preferences. i don't use gifs or icons.

₀₀₆. psd.

[paladinslays]

so, i'm honestly debating making a more lowkey blog for mike. i'm ngl, this one is getting a bit messy & i'm getting a little overwhelmed. i really think it's messing with my writing muse as well. if you're genuinely interested in still interacting with me, please like this.

[paladinslays]

i'm over on @partyleader btw <3 logging out of this account now

[paladinslays]

so, i'm honestly debating making a more lowkey blog for mike. i'm ngl, this one is getting a bit messy & i'm getting a little overwhelmed. i really think it's messing with my writing muse as well. if you're genuinely interested in still interacting with me, please like this.

[paladinslays]

i'm over on @partyleader btw <3 logging out of this account now

[paladinslays]

so, i'm honestly debating making a more lowkey blog for mike. i'm ngl, this one is getting a bit messy & i'm getting a little overwhelmed. i really think it's messing with my writing muse as well. if you're genuinely interested in still interacting with me, please like this.

[paladinslays]

so, i'm honestly debating making a more lowkey blog for mike. i'm ngl, this one is getting a bit messy & i'm getting a little overwhelmed. i really think it's messing with my writing muse as well. if you're genuinely interested in still interacting with me, please like this.

[paladinslays]

don't think i'll do much writing tonight, but feel free to come plot / talk with me on discord <3 my user is racointeur. just let me know who you are

[ohisms]

✱˚｡⋆ ↪ 𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐓 𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐒 . ( a collection of horror - based dialogue prompts . adjust phrasing as necessary . mature themes present . )

you'll never get what you want .

we need to stay together . no 'splitting up' bullshit .

nobody ever prepared me for this .

so you've just been lying to me this entire time ?

there's too much blood , i can't stop it .

this is over when i say it's over .

[ name ] , be careful . i've already lost enough people that i care about .

i never should have trusted you .

this is getting really out of hand , okay ?

i feel like we're not alone .

revenge is the best medicine !

put your head on straight , this isn't over yet .

maybe we should ... y'know , check it out ?

run . run and don't stop .

i thought i saw something ... i - i must be going crazy .

you couldn't pay me to go down there .

the cops are on their way .

would you rather stay here and die ?!

there's no such thing as [ ghosts / demons ] . it's made-up .

you aren't going anywhere .

i'm putting you out of your misery .

i know you think you're untouchable , but they will kill us .

you shouldn't have touched that .

we aren't going to make it out of here , are we ?

why are you following me ?

there has to be a medical kit here , somewhere .

i'll go with you . strength in numbers , right ?

don't move ... a fucking muscle .

fuck , the door is locked from the other side .

don't get ... dead , okay ?

that was the only [ bullet / round / flare ] we had .

did you really think it would be that easy ?

we've come too far , we can't turn around now .

put down the [ weapon ] . please .

come on , help me barricade the door .

[ name ] , is that ... blood ?

haven't you seen a horror movie ? the blonde always dies .

it was you ? YOU did this ?!

you are gonna fucking pay .

i'm going to give you ten seconds . nine , eight ...

i want you to admit what you did .

hey , look at me -- it's not real . it's not real .

do you think they're watching us right now ?

we're in this together . no one gets left behind .

let them go ... please , just let them go .

oh my god , what the hell was that ?!

you know i'm capable of this .

i had to ... i had no choice .

you don't have the guts .

this is fucked up , this is so fucked up .

what we're dealing with isn't even human .

you need to hide . find somewhere & don't come out .

stop ! don't touch that . we don't know what it is .

i've done bad things to good people .

if they catch us , they will kill us .

why are you covered in blood ?

i can't ... i can't feel my -

[ name ] is dead . i saw it happen .

what , you're gonna kill me ? i don't believe you .

there is an evil in you . i see it .

this shit only happens to people in horror movies .

forget about me , just save them .

what's one reason i shouldn't kill you right now ?

you aren't supposed to be here .

please don't . i'm begging you .

are you scared ?

whatever happens , don't let go of my hand .

[ name ] , this isn't you .

well , what the fuck are we supposed to do ?!

get out of my house before i call the cops .

you're going to regret that .

there's that smile ... i'm glad it's the last thing i'll see .

if we make it out of here , tonight will haunt me forever .

[dysphoria-things]

(no beers in) do you guys think i'm redeemable

[paladinslays]

𝚆𝙷𝙸𝙲𝙷 𝙳𝙽𝙳 𝙲𝙻𝙰𝚂𝚂 𝚂𝚄𝙸𝚃𝚂 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙿𝙴𝚁𝚂𝙾𝙽𝙰𝙻𝙸𝚃𝚈?

PALADIN — you’re an idealistic person who is not afraid to stand up for what you believe in. you’ve got strong opinions and you are fully prepared to back up those opinions with your fists, if necessary. sometimes you might come on a bit strong, but you always have good intentions. you’re very determined and you don’t back down easily. you have a protective side and, ultimately, you’re just trying to make the world a better place.

i stole this off of the dash, so you guys can steal it from me too if you haven't done it <3

[paladinslays]

give this a like & i'll send over some memes

[paladinslays]

when i write up a post about mike & what being transgender means for him....

[paladinslays]

" are you gonna help me clean it up or not ? "

when mike wheeler got out of bed this morning, cleaning up the body of his best friend's asshole of a step - brother was not on his to - do list. neither was murder, contrary to popular belief by the permanent scowl that paints the picture he'd rather see everyone dead. the smell of iron is heavy in the air. mike's heart is pounding hard enough to blend into the heavy bass of the music still blaring from billy's bedroom. blood soaks into the rug his body collapsed onto, splatters across mike's face, clings to his shirt, & stains his hands.

he has the feeling that he'll watch this blood mix with soap & water & spiral down the drain, but his hands will never really be clean. there's some sort of twisted pride that settles with it.

that does very little to calm the sudden rush of panic that surges through him when the smell of iron & the scene at his feet catch up to him. " HOLY SHIT, he's like, actually ...... he's dead— " blood - stained knife clatters to the ground from shaky hands & mike's eyes go wide, stepping back to put distance between himself & the corpse.

" this — this is not — oh my god —  holy shit —  holy shit! " this is nothing like the movies —  it's a billion times worse. the smell of blood is nauseating. mike forces his eyes off of lifeless billy to look at max, who's finally snapped out of her initial shock & right into clean - up mode with her question of : " are you gonna help me clean it up or not ? "

" what the hell are we supposed to do?! we can't just —  walk out of here with a body and — and how do we even clean —  " a brief pause, his hands waving as if to draw a giant circle around the whole area. " ALL of this?! jesus christ. " hands press against jeans to aggressively wipe off what blood he can before he's exhaling a breath & moving closer again, kneeling to shove billy's body more onto the rug. the corners of it are taken hold of & mike begins to push it inward, head motions toward the furniture that holds it in place. " can you push those out of the way? "

[wheelercurse]

TV APPRECIATION WEEK Day 2: Favourite male character Mike Wheeler

[paladinslays]

how'd we go from mike being a very vital part of the plotting and planning in vol 1 and him fighting demogorgons with a shovel to him just standing around for the entirety of vol 2

[notmorbid]

the down days [2/2].

dialogue prompts from the down days by ilze hugo.

it was so worth it, wasn't it?

i'm not an extrovert like you. i need my space.

always the comedian, aren't you?

are you ready to be a martyr? do the right thing?

denial is practically my middle name.

i got into this to help people.

i promised myself i'd never look back.

i just work here.

i've done my research. i know the law.

find what you're looking for?

you're acting suspicious as fuck.

you think you're invincible, don't you?

you're not crazy. you're grieving.

is this 'fuck with me' friday?

have you started smoking again?

ray of sunshine alert.

your _____ seems like it's really bothering you today. you keep grimacing.

cross your heart and hope to die?

you're in a better mood. what happened?

i've just gained some perspective on a few things, is all.

i have to do everything to keep you safe, even if it seems crazy.

cold feet? if you keep walking, they'll warm up.

i'm turning into my mother.

let's pretend none of this happened and move on, okay?

i can't believe i trusted you.

hear me out. i can explain.

i'm nobody's darling, darling.

i really don't see how you can dig your way out of this one.

if i had to give myself a label, it would be 'hopesmith'.

you don't have to believe in something to be an expert in it.

hope isn't free. it always comes at a cost.

seriously. i can't take you anywhere.

there's no such thing as luck. or fate. or choosing your own reality in seven different colors and sizes with free shipping via amazon, or whatever.

you just can't help yourself, can you?

i'm sorry. i'm being an ass again, aren't i?

you look like you're having a rough week. can i buy you a coffee?

no strings, just caffeine. it's a sin to say no to a free cup of coffee.

spirits for the spirit, as my uncle used to say.

i like solving puzzles. the more difficult, the better.

some weeds can't be pruned, my gran used to say. their roots run too deep.

always the comedian, aren't you?

you keep tapping your nails against the table. i can't concentrate.

i'm guessing this isn't a social call.

i prefer to kick it old school, thank you very much.

you've been hiding from the hurt for too long. it's consuming you.

people lie all the time, for all sorts of reasons.

i do my best thinking on my feet.

i could do with a good caped crusader, right now.

i could do with a good saving. not a knight, though. no shining armor, thanks. and no horses, either.

i don't know anymore where 'now' begins and 'then' ends.

i know who you are. i've seen you.

i've never been good with uncomfortable silences.

this isn't a tv show, it's real life. things just happen.

sometimes you have to look after yourself, too.

aren't you even curious? after everything?

i'm nobody's fucking pinnochio. i'll dangle my own damn strings, thank you.

stop pretending you don't care about anything.

just trust me. and if you can't trust me, trust ______.

don't worry about that. it's all sorted. i phoned a friend.

you can be quite funny, if you try.

you can't fight fire with fire. take it from me.

you don't know what it's like to have no one.

you don't have to pretend anymore.

i've always liked the idea of reincarnation. a fresh start, a chance to try again.

to tell you the truth, i still don't know what to make of all this.

[paladinslays]

where to find bee ( aside from here ) :

noa byers — result of a jopper affair, completely unaware that she's hopper's daughter. cheerleader that's trying a little too hard to fit in. closeted lesbian with pretty intense comp het.

theo moretti — fandomless witch & vampire hybrid, lore based around the vampire diaries, true blood, & twilight. struggles with some very nasty bloodlust. ( he's also super annoying. ) tw for cannibalism, gore, lots & lots of blood.

richie tozier —  from stephen king's it, portrayal draws inspiration from the 90s miniseries, the book, & the 2017/2019 films.

multi muse —  mainly stranger things, yellowjackets, & my original characters.

[paladinslays]

ghostface verse has been added.... mike was just feeling a little silly chat