two🥂 drank the vinegar plain

mutuals: follow @infysreblogs too . . . my Lockwood&Co blog: @skull-suggestion . . . my oc roleplay blog is unimportant

[applepieandcupcakess]

i’m so glad profile views don’t exist on this app cause like i stalk everyone

[palatablepain]

If you are on my DM list, I check your profile often daily or sometimes every month. I like knowing if people are ok and getting new stuff to reblog

[cuppydogshane]

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

[fymenhera-deactivated20181216]

Friendly reminder how to actually use band aids on fingertips because we see people doing it wrong all the time.

[velken]

[silentlycrazy]

Reminder?! How was I ever supposed to know this?!

[stupid-elf]

Today’s lucky ten thousand! Wait, no… That’s for things that are common knowledge…

With your help, we can make this reach ten thousand people! And then it will, in time, become common knowledge!

[shisasan]

July 21, 1920 Letters to Milena by Franz Kafka First published : 1952

[palatablepain]

Fairy tea. I wish I could drink it, but it's only for # real fairyblogger. (I had water/glycerin/glitter mix from making a snow globe.) My mom put saran wrap on it and is proudly displaying it on the dining room table as one of our centerpieces. Perhaps a fairy will see it through the window and drop in!

[fuckyeahreligionpigeon]

[palatablepain]

If an elder sins, well then, give him a chance; his inclinations were just too much for him. If a child sins, well then don't give him a chance because it will ruin his life and shows that evil is still inside him. Anyhoo.

[palatablepain]

Christians don't act like the guilt due to Original Sin is taken away at Baptism. Someone has a thought about wanting something, and then all of a sudden they are a bad person. Ooh evil inclinations ... you still must make up for your bad inclinations

[palatablepain]

As a small child, I did not sin. As a medium child, I barely sinned. As a grown up child, I did not sin. I've barely sinned total. And yet Christians shun me. I literally did not do anything wrong according to the examination of conscience. So apparently their Christianity had nothing to do with me and more to do with them. Anyhoo.

[palatablepain]

How fun! Thanks, @foofendale. Character, tattoo, doll, animal, flower, and car.

[letterbox-sparrow]

I must wait faster

[cherriesofall]

[sadmagnolia]

[loveyladyfingers07]

[homunculus-argument]

People who had kids on purpose really will come home from work after the worst day ever like "there better not be any fucking kids in here."

[tsarina-anadyomene]

it really is quite bad for your military to have an image of itself as a warrior class. what you really want is for your soldiers to think of themselves as boring professionals who will fill out a report form if someone gets a little too warrior ethos out there

[gsot]

[drmajalis]

[loveridden1999]

when england lose, women bruise