boss makes a dollar i make a dime etc etc

Not a nihilist, just full of spite

[paldeasnemesis]

hello again

nemesis here. thought you'd seen the last of me? well too bad, i'm back. unfortunately for everyone.

so much has changed and yet nothing has. almost died in the great crater. got my legs paralyzed so i'm stuck on crutches. lost my job. my roommate became basically a superhero.

oh yeah, and my pokemon evolved. andrew is a meowscarada and phillips is a tinkatuff now. i caught a snorlax in kitakami named pancake, and a milotic named prism. munkidori is my... companion? partner? unclear. i recently hatched a frigibax as well, her name is toothless.

@lazuli-larimar is my friend and roommate. go bother them if you want.

don't expect me to be very active. i've got enough to be worrying about with trying to maintain a blog on top of it all.

Jayden has returned from the Hole! (If you know you know)

Mod Kirby from @kirbys-rotomblr-hub, reporting for duty

If you knew Jayden (yes that's his real name) before, not a whole lot has changed personality-wise! He's mellowed out a little bit, but don't worry, his rough edges will make themselves clear in due time.

He's generally a bit of an asshole, especially to people he doesn't know very well, but if you can look past that he's not evil or anything, just a bit grumpy and prone to lashing out.

Jayden claims to be aroace but this is not true. He's had the odd crush in the past, and is definitely demisexual and bi.

I encourage any and all interaction! Just remember Jayden's opinions are not my own, and you can always let me know out of character if he gets to be too much.

Everything except Magic Anons is enabled.

[paldeasnemesis]

@thatoneelectronerd asked:

For the ask game I'm assigning you Contrary. What do you think?

huh. i suppose i can see that.

[paldeasnemesis]

anyways, with that out of the way, i have the qualifications i need to challenge kieran. finally.

i have no idea what his team will look like- i get the impression he's changed them up a lot since we last battled in kitakami. every time i see him, he's always training or studying. this is going to be a hell of a battle.

[paldeasnemesis]

okay i fucking finally managed to track down drayton, and i... beat him on the first try.

he seemed kind of out of it. something's clearly on his mind, but he left basically as soon as the battle ended.

i fucking hate the dude, but still, i feel a little bad for him.

[paldeasnemesis]

It's not bad to be filled with happiness

look at who you're talking to

[paldeasnemesis]

You're just salty your circle of close relationships is so small

sure, keep telling yourself that

[paldeasnemesis]

I didn't mean to call you all that im sorry I just had a hard time after the irs took my bones and sold them

i honestly do not have the energy to waste being mad at you

[paldeasnemesis]

little crybaby baby cry little guy who cries and is anf.

I was unloved as a child

skill issue

[paldeasnemesis]

i bet you cried you little. crying boy

can you fucking not right now

[cherrytree-irl]

Today's the day we've been awaiting... As of this day, Sylvan and I are married! There's a lot I could say... It's really a dream come true.

gay marriage! our names got longer!

Very eloquently put, my dear.

//group photo credits:

background and shading: drawn by me!

sylvan and N: drawn by me!

silve: played by @ranseiknight , drawn by @sleeplessvalley !

sterling and deklan: drawn and played by @sleeplessvalley!

jayden: @paldeasnemesis

larimar: @lazuli-larimar

edge: drawn and played by @sm0lcatfish

guzma: @mudkipsandmischief

adagio, aria, and sonata: @everdazzlingsirens

tobias: @champ-cabinet

[paldeasnemesis]

i'm happy for you two.

if anyone saw me cry during the ceremony no you didn't

[paldeasnemesis]

ughhhhhhh

i'm back. no i don't want to talk about it.

[paldeasnemesis]

M!A - You become a baby and are teleported to Larimar's beachhouse in Paldea. This will wear off at the end of the day.

well tough luck dumbass, i don't have that shit enab-

[averagedualies]

Starting an ask game for fun

Reblog this to have your followers assign you a Pokemon ability

[paldeasnemesis]

been a while huh? ive been training and i managed to beat amarys and lacey.

don't be fooled into thinking it was easy, though. lacey especially does not play around, that girl is ruthless. reminds me of larimar, in a way.

i'm still waiting on drayton because i think his dumbass got arrested in another universe or something?

whatever. he'll find his way back eventually, i'm sure.

[paldeasnemesis]

🥃 shots 🥃

well too bad for you because i won

[paldeasnemesis]

okay, time to give crispin another shot.

i've benched andrew and phillips for the moment. they've been replaced with tsunami the kingdra (thank you larimar for trading with me so he could evolve) and titanic the lapras.

the plan is simple. prism and pancake handle the rotom and talonflame. prism sets up rain to counter sunny day. munkidori and titanic take care of the exeggutor, then switch to tsunami to take out the camerupt. if all goes well i should be ready to deal with his last two pokemon, which i've been told are magmortar and blaziken.

wish me luck.

[paldeasnemesis]

lol. lmao

yeah yeah, laugh it up.