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nostalgia bait, dirty slut, 2014 tumblr 3 tw: sh, drug abuse or abuse in general

[n1ter0]

sketch i enjoyed making after overtiming at work,, i keep trying to replicate this

[krs-kross]

[pale-flowers]

this and a beer

[cuckqueanmeat]

Men who get hard when you cry in front of them ❤️

[galois-catgirl]

I often instinctively grab and hug anything nearby when I'm being railed. Pillows, blahaj, the person doing the railing, etc. Trying to anchor on to something in a futile effort to keep my mind from melting.

it never works, of course.

[mimimentality]

hangout idea: we smoke and talk about life while cutting ourselves and listening to music

[maplegirliee-deactivated2024102]

i can literally be your fleshlight btw <3 you can tell me all your nastiest fantasies while you use me <3 if you even care <3

[pale-flowers]

the if u even care part is sending me

[conditioned-to-obey]

"wow, you actually like this shit?" as I scroll through her disgusting horny Tumblr likes with one hand. Rubbing lazy circles on her swollen little clit with the other. Degrading her for being such a gross little girl while she mindlessly moans and humps my hand each time I send a filthy disapproving glance her way.

[pale-flowers]

im not kidding i’d kill for this sort of degradation

[elusivist]

Guys 2014 is in two months

[eating-the-inedible]

Guys 2024 is in two months

[madlori]

and here we all are, still

[pocket-deer-belly]

Climate denialism in the netherlands is so fucking funny like. Bro the floods. They’re coming

[pocket-deer-belly]

There’s a natural ice-skating event where you tour through 11 cities in Friesland (one of the northern provinces) that’s scarily close to celebrating it’s 30 year anniversary of not being held at all on account of the lack of thick natural ice. It’s been like a solid 5 years since i’ve seen any amount of snow. Bro there’s no snow anymore. I REMEMBER THERE BEING SNOW AND IT’S NOT THERE ANYMORE BRO

[pocket-deer-belly]

Bro i don’t know september heatwaves used to not be a thing! It used to be cold and rainy in september just 10 years ago!

[pocket-deer-belly]

The government can’t help it because oil corpo dick is just that good

[pocket-deer-belly]

We've got dry seasons. We used to not have dry seasons. EVER.

[pocket-deer-belly]

I actually love how much the notes are filled with people remembering seasons being radically different in their childhoods than they are now it’s fucking crazy. Every year more people will be radicalized by the weather.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

So you know how lots of birds just find humans really sexy? Like how they're constantly trying to seduce humans, and if you have pet birds there's whole guides for how to not give your bird mixed signals and make them think you're their mate, and how they keep trying to drive off the partners of their owners/carers as rivals

And people who own or live near these types of birds just kind of have to live with this, like they just gotta accept that that's how birds are and work around it

I like to think that that's how gods feel about the tiresome human propensity to worship them at the drop of a hat

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

My apologies to everyone in the notes who are just now learning about the Many Birds Find Humans Sexy thing

[silfrvarg]

There are lyrebirds on the mountain pass I take to get to uni every day. The male lyrebirds apparently think motorcycles are the height of sexiness because around spring I always have to careful for the lyrebirds standing in the middle of the bloody road doing their song and dance routine at me.

Sir, yes your dance and collected sounds is very intriguing but I am the wrong species and just trying not to run you over!

[kageki-kokoro]

Beautiful Singles Are Shooting By At 60 MPH In Your Area

[jimsmithkka]

Maybe monsterfucking is a bigger thing for birds than humans

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

If you think about all the bird features that the average bird is likely to think of as an important bird feature, we have most of them (except for the species that like big ornate tails). We're one of the rare species of non-birds that are bipedal, and we have 'wings' although we don't use them to fly, and we walk and move and look at things in a relatively birdlike fashion. Also we are massive to a bird, and very often very colourful, and make a wide variety of interesting vocalisations. And while some humans are cruel, most humans interacting directly with birds (not hunting, which tends to be from a distance) treat them well.

[pale-flowers]

dude what...?

so ur telling me the little cute birdie by my window isnt there to make my day whimsical but because it loves me?

[elusivist]

Guys 2014 is in two months

[eating-the-inedible]

Guys 2024 is in two months

[madlori]

and here we all are, still

[calware]

my roommate and i have a disagreement where i think the girl/boy color palettes have hues that look good together, but there needs to be more variation in the value/saturation in order for them to look good (like this). my roommate thinks that they look fine on their own, but they have to be arranged differently to look good, like this:

do you think the rearranged palettes look good?

yes

no, because there needs to be more variation in the value/saturation

no, because the hues don't look good together

no, but they would look good if arranged differently

other

Voting ended onNov 19, 2023

[calware]

🥹.....

[pale-flowers]

istg its the funniest thing i saw on the interbet today

[skye-cals]

one friend gave me a piggyback ride and told me "wow, you're weightless" and then started to go up a flight of stairs with me... i'm in love with being underweight, and i love my friend sm, he always makes me feel so small

[starryaike]

Did a thing

[pale-flowers]

AAAAAWWWHH

it made me wanna play ut again

[i-cant-h3lp-1t]

What I learned from eating:

It’s better not to eat

[dietcokeflavoredair]

HELP so real

[ellaisstarving]

i fucking love unhinged pinterest mealspø. fym “bagel”???? shit like this is so fucking funny LMAO