yawns in dumb bitch

seungyoun / woodz. professional dumbass. @overipeorgan

[paledblue]

sometimes i can’t fall asleep at night because i can’t stop thinking about how i would look if i was standing vertically in the position that i am sleeping in.

@ overipeorgan

[paledblue]

i wish i was a plant dad

[pissvortex]

*messaging someone on tumblr* hey i noticed you tagged my post as “read later”. did you get around to reading it yet? will be checking in again shortly

[fivevotesdown]

In my defence, the moon was full and I was left unsupervised.

[ukulelekatie]

oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage

[astridalia-deactivated20240311]

[planetclaires-deactivated202404]

that urge to climb the rooftop of ur house. where does it come from.

[musingsofbooboothefool-deactiva]

the gargoyle instinct

[farmsuggestion]

understand farmer lingo

lol - lots of lettuce tbh - the bean harvest gtg - got to graze

[bramstroaker-deactivated2021122]

bro are you eating apple? sick twilight reference bro haha

[darkmatch]

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

you can’t please everyone, can’t make everyone happy, can’t make everyone like you. so at least do those things for yourself.

[moisturiser]

me sleeping: honk shoo honk shoo honk shoo

[snarp]

I don't know how to stop being stupid

[snarp]

I am NOT asking for assistance in this matter

[paledblue]

tumblr staff owes me money

[paledblue]

the amount of shitposts i want to make but draft instead

[stargirlweeknd]

“dude” but like romantically

[aracle]

“babe” but like platonically

[crypticwafflesandvhstapes-deact]

“Sweetheart” but like rivalry

[xthni]

I was extremely kissable today and do you know how many kisses I received??? ZERO