You deserve to be someone’s first choice. Someone’s best friend. Someone’s partner in crime.
a few notes: - i don't wake up early, so your damn early ass texts better not wake me up. - don't call me. i've probably been texting your ass all day, and i don't need to talk to you too. i'll probably see you tomorrow. or the next day. i don't need to hear your voice every damn day. that's needy AF. - you better make plans with me during the week. otherwise, that's a whole lotta nope. i don't have time for weekend boyfriends. - please do not watch me sleep for hours at a time. that is just fucking creepy. - pizza in bed? that's a thing i'm supposed to give a shit about? - of course you will love me in my damn sweatpants. they're usually yoga pants anyway, so wtf would you complain about? i guess the rest sounded pretty okay ;) hahaha











