Timed Infinity

i don't know what i'm doing/fine thanks how are you

[typewriter-worries]

thinking about jeff buckley being asked, "how do you want to be remembered?" and answering with, "as a good friend."

[typewriter-worries]

same energy

[hootenanie]

s/o to this skeleton babe from 1936

[psychotickenesis-deactivated202]

Hi welcome to mcdonalds Do you waive your right to a fair trial

[wildspringday]

lgbt (linguine, garlic, basil, tomatoes)

[elalmadelmar]

Your NFTs Are Actually -- Finally -- Totally Worthless

New report from industry researchers finds that 95 percent of the once-hyped crypto assets have hit rock-bottom valuation

95% of NFTs are worthless, and most of the most expensive ones are priced between $5-100 where they were once drawing millions US$ apiece

Not a moment too soon, and fully deserved 😎

In conclusion-

[screamydreamy]

[dicapitoe-deactivated20221110]

A message:

[funnytwittertweets]

[bookshop]

ALL of the replies are people going "Mental is hocus, health not pocus" until OP turned off replies, and that is the stuff that keeps my mental hocus healthy and pocused

[ineverfini]

MENTAL IS HOCUS, HEALTH NOT POCUS!

[aevumace]

Just stumbled upon this homophobic ad from a Christian Church on Facebook and the way it unintentionally slayed—

[memewhore]

First cat video ever? 1899, colorized & speed corrected.

[ttohrus]

I am always blown away by this. Like. This little girl was alive and laughing and wearing her little hat and in the sunshine over 100 years ago. And her cat was eating little treats from her hands and having a fun little time over 100 years ago. Like. Their existence in history is recorded as so much more than the moody and serious black and white Victorian family portraits. AND WE GET TO SEE IT AND FEEL AS HAPPY AS THEY WERE! I have so many feelings!

[flowerbarrel]

If anybody wants to look it up, it’s called “La Petite Fille et son Chat”.

[um-jammer-tranny]

[loekvugs]

I had this idea for a looping animation in which a single dot has a pretty long loop, but the animation as a whole is much shorter. Because of the repetition this animation is only 1 second long!

[teaboot]

THIS GIF IS ONE SECOND LONG

[peach-pot]

trans guy who doesn’t realize he’s turning into a werewolf because he assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting testosterone

[peach-pot]

trans girl who doesn’t realize she’s turning into a vampire because she assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting estrogen

[moosefeels]

my belief is that everyone who works in a restaraunt or retail should make a minimum of $25 an hour and should get a half hour break every four hours and if your boss or manager tries to make you work during your break or skips it, they get chased out of town by wild dogs

[nateconnolly]

40,000 years ago, early humans painted hands on the wall of a cave. This morning, my baby cousin began finger painting. All of recorded history happened between these two paintings of human hands. The Nazca Lines and the Mona Lisa. The first TransAtlantic flight and the first voyage to the Moon. Humanity invented the wheel, the telescope, and the nuclear bomb. We eradicated wild poliovirus types 2 and 3. We discovered radio waves, dinosaurs, and the laws of thermodynamics. Freedom Riders crossed the South. Hippies burned their draft cards. Countless genocides, scientific advancements, migrations, and rebellions. More than a hundred billion humans lived and died between these two paintings—one on a sheet of paper, and one on the inside of a cave. At the dawn of time, ancient humans stretched out their hands. And this morning, a child reached back. 

[nateconnolly]

A Timeline of Humanity:

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

Underrated in the “tweets with nearly daily usefulness” pantheon IMO

[sthuntress]

Sorry not sorry

[sthuntress]

In case you missed it: there’s prints of this piece available here!

And also a huge thank you to all of you who reblogged, liked and commented on this silly little thing! It really made my entire month

[sthuntress]

To make it easier for anyone who wants to use it as a lockscreen, here’s a downloadable version (720x1280) of this piece with and without text!