[minsungies]

Ingrid Einfasen I love you and you reminded me of Mort a little bit unfortunately, so

[just-a-humble-garbagecan]

REBLOG IF THIS RELATES TO YOU:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[thewritingwarrior]

STOP

Every time you see this post on your dash, open up your WIP and write one sentence. It doesn’t matter if the sentence is good, makes sense or works perfectly with your story. You can go back to edit it later. 

Congrats, you made some progress on your WIP!

Make sure to reblog to help fellow writers make progress on their wip!

[the-violet-writer]

Everytime this post comes up, I go “DAMNIT!” but then I end up writing a lot and I get proud of myself so. Keep reblogging this!

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[denofdreams-writerblr]

[catchymemes]

[safetybush]

imagine being Delilah Briarwood. You used to tangle with Heroes. you are a name of legend. and now you're fighting... whatever these guys are.

a fucking woodworker carved the tackiest sigil on you. your undead servants just got annihilated by a walking toaster that had tried to talk you into DBT. a monkey is throwing poop at you

[unusualshrimp]

damn girl are you a wild animal being held in captivity 😍 because you are just pacing around rooms nonstop and taking eye contact as a sign of agression

[greenteaandtattoos]

this is just adhd

[beeftony]

Bell’s Hells rolling to resurrect Laudna: 11, natural 1, 7.

Fearne, rolling to persuade Percy to give her monkey a gun: 21

[mollymauk-is-fine]

SO UH. CONGRATS ON BEING RIGHT THIS ENTIRE TIME?

IM FEELING AMAZING I DONT EVEN CARE IF ITS LUCIEN OR NONAGON MOLLYMAUKS BODY IS UP AND WALKING

[mollymauk-is-fine]

@quarterinthequeerjar It really doesn’t matter, the body is alive, there are endless possibilities from here and that’s what this blog has always been about, Molly’s story continuing with an alice Molly

[mollymauk-is-fine]

YES

[mysharona1987]

DOOM.

[grizzardsden]

I just went to Efteling (in the Netherlands), the rides are only half filled to leave space between groups of people, the lines ALL have duct tape with Red and White so people stay spaced (even for the washrooms), there is a hand sanitizer dispenser every 50m that you activate with your foot, every worker stays the hell away from you, and they clean all of their material every 2 minutes. On their mobile app they even show the traffic for all the washrooms in the park so that crowds are avoided.

What is Disney World actually doing? (No shaming, legitimately asking.)

[mysharona1987]

Becoming the happiest plauge on Earth.

[locked-dog]

Someone NEEDS to edit a photo of Disney World into "the happiest plague on Earth"

[mysharona1987]

Someone on Twitter called it Walt Diseased World. I laughed.

[choryllis]

"Welcome to Walt Diseased World, the happiest plague on earth!" Has a nice ring to it.

[disneydailly]

[toss-a-coin-to-your-daddy-j]

This is like a round of cards against humanity

[argumate]

awkward when you have a ship full of gay pirates encountering a puzzle with a heteronormative answer.

[citizen-of-the-fandom]

See I want to know Ragetti’s backstory because of lines like these. I wonder how a man who seems to have been a philosophy student ended up a pirate who plays down his book learning and tells Pintel he can’t read – or was his father the student, and as a boy he picked up big words like ‘dichotomy’ but couldn’t sign his name to save his life? The Ragetti who Barbossa chose as guardian of one of the Nine Pieces of Eight, who is perhaps more consistently loyal to Pintel than Will is to Elizabeth, who casually analyzes a three-way fight between pirates like someone who’s studied Shakespeare, who at one point speaks more gently and honestly to the goddess of the ocean than any other character (“you’re not saying it right, you have to say it right.”), whose first reaction to a ship capsizing is ‘tie ourselves to the mast upside down’ and who sailed to Davy Jones’ Locker just to see Jack again… what is his story?

[phony-time-traveler-deactivated]

A 14 year old Ragetti, standing at a dock wearing formal clothing: Father says pirates are the bane of civilization.

Barbossa, the then still beardless buckaneer: Pirates can be gay

Ragetti, looking back just for a second before smiling at the captain: Where do I sign up?!

[pyromania2014]

Yeah, no, see, that’s actually a pretty damn good explanation.

[lostsometime]

omg

“a man who seems to have been a philosophy student” 

ragetti is what would happen if hamlet had just decided to stay with the random pirates that kidnapped him offstage and fuck off into the sunset 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ladyshinga]

[sagihairius]

bruh the only time a man should have an abortion opinion is if he’s pregnant

[sagihairius]

[jonostarsmcre-deactivated202002]

no logical decisions we die like horror movie protagonists