Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 90
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)
Leon S. Kennedy (Resident Evil 2)
Cesare (Bigtop Burger)
YOU ARE THE REASON

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Show & Tell
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
TVSTRANGERTHINGS

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One Nice Bug Per Day
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Game of Thrones Daily

@theartofmadeline

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 90
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)
Leon S. Kennedy (Resident Evil 2)
Cesare (Bigtop Burger)
I reblogged this yesterday, but I want to reblog it again. Diabetic ketoacidosis turns your blood acidic and will essentially burn you from the inside out.
The stories you hear of people dying from rationing, this is what happens to their body.
Affordable insulin isn’t just a right, it’s a necessity.
No one should have to die like that when it’s preventable with access to proper medication.
The popularity of ~~problematic~~ kinky erotica is similar to the prevalence of monarchies in speculative fiction.
Sure, it's fair to find it annoying but the people who read those novels generally don't want a monarchy in real life, enjoyment of it doesn't indicate that they're subconsciously anti-democratic and the popularity of that type of fiction isn't an indicator of some growing social ill.
But then occasionally you'll be reading an author with slowly dawning horror as you realise he genuinely believes in the divine right of kings
what a website
rich old trans guy who can fund my transition, can you show up a little faster please
I'm trying to find you I promise
DOCTOR ROBOTNIK??!!?
- Not twst, internet safety PSA -
PSA that if anyone is scaring you with an account suspension or restriction and are asking you to follow a link to resolve the issue, DO NOT CLICK ON IT. Do not paste it on your web browser. Absolutely do not believe them. These are 100% a scam. Real suspensions will just happen. You will immediately temporarily lose access to your account or have features like DMs restricted without notice.
Also a PSA to always be careful with 🏴☠️. Research thoroughly on how to do it properly (use adblockers, only enter community trusted websites, etc). A lot of malwares can infect you just from random popups that you accidentally click on. DO NOT perform fake captchas that are asking you to paste something on your computer.
Do not believe "friends" who are asking you to download a game they just made. They are likely hacked and that's just another guy spreading the virus. There are too many folks recently who got hit by infostealer viruses that record all your passwords and 2FA tokens because they unknowingly downloaded the virus posing as free games/cracked software/cheats/mods. If you're really desperate, find communities who can safely check for you if the link you were provided is suspicious.
Finally, a PSA to full scan all your devices right now with an antivirus, just in case. If you believe you've clicked something malicious recently, pull up a device you know is 100% clean and change all your passwords there while forcibly signing out all other devices.
I find lowkey funny how many are now in awe by the "new" intro as loading screen. That is just the trailer that S6 released a couple years ago. You can still find it in their Youtube.
im still laughing at this
Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me
They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(
when people defend the “Cis white guy is default” thing like “He’s meant to be an everyman we can all relate to and project on!” kindly remind them the largest ethnic group in the WORLD is Han Chinese and the highest gender percentage fluctuates so if you want an ACTUAL “default” you want a 40 year old chinese person whose gender changes from year to year.
#give us the middle-aged gender fluid Chinese protagonist that we can all relate to and project on (via @mr-and-mr-pavus)
Red Shoes and the Seven Dwarfs was an actual gem.
I need you all to understand this isn’t a shitpost, this is the ACTUAL DIALOGUE.