Mostly harmless

I'm 31 and I chill here • about 80% cis • probably nsfw • taken uwu 🎲 • disconnected from myself • blood type coffee • feel free to chat about anything

[lindleland]

there is so much to unpack in this clip

[lindleland]

[smute]

english speakers love to laugh about the german antibabypille but what the hell kinda name is birth control? a birth is the one thing we're trying to avoid completely

[beemovieerotica]

[unfug-bilder]

Sportwagen überschlägt sich mehrfach bei Tempo 200 auf der A9: Fahrer schwebt in Lebensgefahr

Ein Lotus-Fahrer hat auf der A9 bei Halle einen schweren Unfall gebaut. Dabei wurde er lebensgefährlich verletzt. Zeugen gaben an, dass der

Aus der Welt der Verkehrsteilnehmer

[phorusrhacidae-lesbian]

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

[thememedaddy]

[mrsterlingeverything]

I dueled a wasp with my katana for 45 minutes and i lost

[wordfather]

cant wait to go home so i can go be horizontal. all this vertical stuff sucks

[idontliketomatoesleavemealone]

stell dir ma eraserhead auf deutsch vor .... ratzefummelfresse

[idontliketomatoesleavemealone]

stell dir ma eraserhead auf deutsch vor .... ratzefummelfresse

[vaporevon]

i’m freaking out why did they add the fucked up version of the flushed emoji. I thought i was going crazy when i scrolled past this. How did a discord emoji end up in the real emojis list i thought. I took a screenshot incase everything is gone tomorrow and this is a fever dream

😳🫪 ….??????????

[vaporevon]

they added horny flushed emoji. they added bigfoot. they added cartoon sex cloud. and the trombone. you can now illustrate a sexual encounter with a clown and a bigfoot in just emojis

[vaporevon]

no one understand me

[pyromechanical]

[bigtimetommy]

[almyranpine]

really good tiktok

[catgirltitties]

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[segamascott]

happy pride month

[anchovy]

This is what posting your artwork after a mutual posts a big life update feels like