Mal

just mal

[jovan]

[badfoodnetworkpuns]

[glassbonespaperskin]

[prideprejudce]

tbh the best way that i explain to other people what it feels like to live with an anxiety disorder is the one time when i had to get a fingerprint and background check done for a job and i, someone who has never received so much as a speeding ticket my whole life, spent thirty minutes panicking that i would fail because i might secretly be a criminal and have no idea 

[prideprejudce]

[prideprejudce]

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

bi men’s attraction to women and bi women’s attraction to men is beautiful and valid and still fully bisexual

[fairyfawm]

heres a TOTALLY BLANK image!! there is DEFINITELY NO REASON for u to click it!!!!!!!!! NOT AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!

[onlytwitterpics]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[hydro-homies]

Twitter hits too close to home

[omghotmemes]

This one’s for those who haven’t seen it before!

[true-king-of-monsters]

MOTHER FUCKER!

[randomslasher]

This was a legit trip

[catchymemes]

[tittled]

[susa-maru]

[elodieunderglass]

oh NO

[justtrustmeokay-deactivated2021]

[minoverboard]

[sealfie]

Remember when justin timberlake was in Shrek 

[thothoes]

this is the funniest twitter thread i’ve ever seen in my goddamn life

[heartbeatemoji]

“Wait but don’t ask another guy I’ll do it” is making me laugh

[myhollywoodending]

[the-spiritess-eliza]

HOW FAST CAN YOU RUN

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Give me a week. What color?

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

Instructions on Food: Cook 20-24 minutes.

Me: Using my Superior Intellect, I have deduced that the Optimal Cooking Time is precisely… 22 minutes. 

[thecrownedheart]

Passing The Torch 🧜‍♀️