trash

the human kind.

[laughing-llama]

things that are enjoyable:

showers

things that are not enjoyable:

getting in the shower

getting out of the shower

[piss-guzzling-ghost-deactivated]

pull the trigger, children

[justplainsimon]

The “i watched myself die” trio makes a return

[colehersch]

The Dad

[lovelyvio]

Ok but WTAF is this

[roses-fountain]

“Peridot, let’s go.”

“Okay. Yeah, business time.”

[harleyfloyd-blog]

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[mgnovenija]

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[selkiedream-deactivated20190506]

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

[slinkyfailures]

Visit Original Link

Tortoise - Ten Day Interval - TNT

[d3ssins]

girl scout: hi how are yo-

me: thin mints

[palpablepresence]

me: *opens fanfic*

fanfic: *has no spaces between paragraphs*

me: *closes fanfic*

[greelin]

how fucked up would it be if sex were real

[thistallawkwardgirl-deactivated]

Do you have any acting experience?

I acted like I was straight for 18 years.

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

i’m watching Bee Movie for the first time

i’m 1 minute and 30 seconds in

a’ight so this main character is supposed to be a male bee but he uses a pencil sharpener to sharpen his stinger but male bees don’t have stingers?

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

he got a mom and dad but the queen supposed to be the only one procreating so what is the truth?

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

a'ight so this a whole society of bees that feel obligated to walk and drive instead of fly

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

he just became disillusioned with the capitalist system it’s bout to be some shit

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

you’d figure this movie would have more woman characters considering as how female bees are the ones who do all the work but ok

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

i know too much about bees to watch this movie

[hayoubi-deactivated20190913]

8^D