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I like talking about my hyper fixations and right now that's Hellboy

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I was watching hellboy sword of storms again and I paused at the best moment

He looks so sad 😭

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If Hellboy and Spawn's ship name isn't Hellspawn. Then I'm going to be upset, because of how perfect that name fits.

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I was looking through my hellboy/bprd pics and I saw that Kate has a thicc ass

And I just needed to share it

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They got arrested because Hellboy and Liz started a barroom brawl, Kate and Abe got caught in the crossfire. Broom's going to be pissed but not surprised when he finds out.

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If I had a nickel for every time Hellboy had a romantic relationship with someone that he's known since they were a minor, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's gross that it's happened twice.

Why does this keep happening? It's weird and gross and doesn't make sense for Hellboy to have a romantic relationship with these two (at least not to me). I still enjoy these ships, they are genuinely sweet together. I just wish that it was a platonic relationship instead.

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Gay flag but it’s color picked from various comic versions of Abe Sapien

(It’s up to you wether this is me pointing out how inconsistent his colors are or if I’m calling him gay btw)

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Okay but the whole “Abe not being able to solve a Rubik’s cube after three decades” thing in the 2004 movie always makes me roll my eyes. You went out of your way to make him twenty billion IQ and then made him bad at algorithmic problem solving. One of the things that IQ depends on. Whatever man

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I just realized. HE DIDN’T EVEN SOLVE THOSE TWO SIDES CORRECTLY!!!! The boardering color of the top row of the solved side isn’t all the same color!!!! GDT I am going to fight you!!!!!!!

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Liz: I don't get this Rubik's cube.

Abe: Gimme that. Just a lil shuffle... boooom.

Liz: You did it that quickly?

Abe: Nah, I gave up.

[beckzyx]

I need help! Im re-reading the hellboy novels and i remember there being a short story in one of the anthologies but i cant find it anywhere! In the story, liz is having her apartment at the bprd redecorated and theres this yellow wallpaper that turns out to be haunted/cursed. Its definitely an adaptation of "the yellow wallpaper". I remember it ending with hellboy in a dress. Can someone help me find it? I thought it was in one of the "odd jobs" books but its not?

Edit: someone on reddit found it! Its the last story in "oddest jobs". "A room of your own". Great story 😁

[titanralsei]

you can start reading the hellboy B.P.R.D. spinoff series after finishing the main story, but watch the fuck out. trust nobody and do not get attached to anyone or you will know pain.

[sizvideos]

This campaign defies censorship in social media to raise awareness for early detection of breast cancer

[iamanemotionaltimebomb]

this is actually super fucking smartass of them

[snake-lady]

Reblogging as this is so important everyone! My mum had breast cancer and that shit is not nice so please check yourself ladies and gents! 💕💕💕

[tkthegoddess]

Always a reblog. 💋

[lyra-invisa]

I will forever reblog this when I see it because its so important

[sillyfuckrandomthoughts]

Can't believe it took me until now to think of a ship name as simple as Lobstrevor for my funniest Hellboy headcanon (Professor Bruttenholm having been bitter exes with Lobster Johnson and telling Hellboy Lobster was a fictional character out of spite)

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How do i explain to people that i think younger Trevor should have one arm significantly more jacked than the other, specifically the arm he used to pick up Hellboy?

Like... his son lifting arm is a lot stronger than his other arm

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Like this?

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I think she can take him

[anung-un-nah]

Hellboy from the Weird Tales run

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