Need to make this my pinned so i dont search 1000 years in my gallery everytime i wanna see what the wizards are up to
Also my strawpage https://cookie2937.straw.page/
Cosimo Galluzzi
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Janaina Medeiros

@theartofmadeline
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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trying on a metaphor

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Cosmic Funnies

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oozey mess
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

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Need to make this my pinned so i dont search 1000 years in my gallery everytime i wanna see what the wizards are up to
Also my strawpage https://cookie2937.straw.page/
im going to fix my entire life
When?
Like Um. later
to be honest, kitten doesnt know how many more “ok 💗 yay 💗”s they have left in them
The Pursuit of Knowledge
Art by NeatCoolFun
I'm making you look at them
blue sunset on Mars is a real phenomenon caused by the way Martian dust scatters sunlight.
Unlike Earth, where sunsets are red and orange due to the scattering of shorter blue wavelengths by our atmosphere, Mars has an extremely fine dust that scatters blue light more efficiently near the Sun.
So during sunset on Mars, the sky turns reddish-brown while the area around the Sun glows a soft blue. It’s the opposite of what we experience on Earth.
NASA’s rovers have captured this eerie sight
No I’m not attracted to you. Quit your evil putting your finger under my chin to make me look up at you. I know I’m your nemesis and all but we really need to set some boundaries when you’ve got me tied up like this.
No look I get it. You’ve got your evil plan, you’ve gotta get me out of the way but you also want to see me suffer as I watch the world burn, I know. But like, I’m not into this. Sexually or otherwise. Wait, you thought I was doing this because I liked you? I’m trying to stop you from using a death laser. No I don’t think death lasers are sexy what on earth are you talking about
Wait. That’s why you dress like that? I thought that armor was impractical. No I don’t find our relationship to be homoerotic I find it to be tedious. Look, man. We all keep trying to get you into therapy. No I’m not kink shaming you I’m saying you’ve completely misinterpreted this relationship. I actually do think you should answer for your war crimes. Yes, really. No you’re the one not listening to me in this situation. Yes that is the alarm the others will have cut all your wires and called in the fbi by now.
What do you mean you thought we had something special? I have other enemies. You’re not the only one. No I’m not doing kinky things with them either I blow up their nefarious devices. Speaking of which, you might want to move like… ten feet to your right.
No, enemies to enemies. And then still enemies.
Cannot stress enough how lovers will never be part of this equation even a little bit
The henchmen in the tags who have been assuring the villain since the beginning that “of course he likes you back, why else would he keep coming to destroy your death lasers”
The henchmen have been reading too many romance novels.
Awfully defensive are we? I think the henchmen are onto something.
You know I didn’t intend for this character I made up to be aromantic but this whole post has turned into being arospec at a family reunion simulator
Enemies to Queerplatonic
By popular vote (maybe like 4 people) y'all shall receive the figaro soup fic born from me going crazy at midnight.
wordcount: 1257 words
characters: figaro, mitile, and at the very end a little mithra appearance
Do y'all wanna see figaro soup shitpost fic because i would not post this anywhere else
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i'm like if a hedonist didn't derive pleasure out of anything
Shout out to the doctor who responded with complete sincerity when I (on anesthesia) uttered the phrase “chat are we cooked” in her medical professional vicinity. You’re such a real one for that fr fr
2k years old and still doing "haha just kidding....unlessđź‘€" man you're too OLD for this
dudes online used to spend 72 hours on photoshop uninterrupted editing people’s faces to look scary and we called the finished product some shit like jeff the killer and put him in spirit halloween and on wikipedia These days you open tumblr and top of dash is a 42 note edit of jerma’s face so fucked up looking that it could’ve been used to texture a corpse in a y2k valve game and you get a little nauseous and otherwise just keep scrolling. and this is known as “a tuesday
Current mood
let's copy papa
today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me