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[revivivivify]

[rathayibacter]

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[vernadskova-deactivated20230803]

i bet cavemen were doing some pentatonix acapella shit all the time

[kosmogrl]

[narcissistcookbook]

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

[segamascott]

[chips1977]

i heard my nephew got enslaved by cave bugs

[uncleleoofficialfanclub]

wait to post about this until you’ve confirmed it

[chips1977]

sorry

[power-chords]

[despazito]

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

[ask-pacman]

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

[pissvortex]

Christians when they die and go to science instead of heaven

[larval-tear]

why not

[segamascott]

[grenadineghost]

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

[alhyastarain]

you want to be mommy's weird potato, don't you, Brian? you want to skip and somersault like a good jester

[creamycuppy]

when i checked in to the hotel they gave me a free cookie, as is customary at this chain, and she let me know “you can ask for as many as you want” (didn’t tell me this last time) — “but, ehh, we wouldn’t want you to have a tummy full of cookies, would we? tsk tsk”

???!!!

[creamycuppy]

like first of all… yes we do!!!!