the fucking norwegians

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[mrcheyl]

[jehovahhthickness]

How I want my bank account to look like by 25.

[amemoryofkaye]

Claiming it.

[clatchetuniversity]

Waaaaay up 🙏🏾

[muvadiam]

11:11am on the receipt.

[amethystafrodite]

Reblog for prosperity, and success. May you always have what you need.

[honeychaigoddess]

That’s what I’m saying

[stanleighhh]

In other words, this is the ATM receipt, reblog and money will come your way.

[frankpagmanua-deactivated201712]

Doesn’t hurt to try.

[geeenohh]

^

[heterozygote]

You are all stupid

[pamplemousseonesixseven]

so is anyone who has this much money in a checking (or even savings) account

[malepix]

[pamplemousseonesixseven]

hes a chef fuck me

[colinh]

When ur parents ask what you want for Christmas and you have a Real Job and buy whatever you want so all that’s left to achieve in your world is companionship but you don’t have the heart to tell them all you want is a doctor with a big dick

[pamplemousseonesixseven]

u could ask for fun socks? u have to wear them anyway they may as well be fun & flirty

[fancymalesss]

The guy I like was at the club tonigt and i didnt have the courage to say helllo even though we kept staring at each other and I felt likt something might happen even my firends told me to make a move but I’m toooo shy to even say hello I hate myself. This time was my fault

[fancymalesss]

I feel dumb. My friend told me I was going to regret not making a move, she was right.

[fancymalesss]

And like I was super drunk. You would think that would give me more courage to approach him but it only made me more paranoid to do something stupid.

[pamplemousseonesixseven]

#mylife maybe u missed the right window of drunk and had gone full circle to being anxious again

[heteroerotic]

we Americans act really cocky and assholey about freedom to hide the fact that our government is crumbling and nobody is actually free so please give us this one day to be annoying about it

[trickstertime]

Kinda feel bad for poor Americans now. A bit like the asshole kid who you realise is only acting like that cuz their parents are cruel and neglectful.

[defensivewounds]

That’s painfully accurate.

[pamplemousseonesixseven]

if u think american government is bad look at canada or australia for like 15 seconds

[fjaer-deactivated20180115]

bae

[katiebishop]

[pamplemousseonesixseven]

legendary 

[lovelucina-deactivated20151031]

tumblr is taking down 1st hand videos of ferguson and so is youtube

radio stations are being told to stop talking about ferguson

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.”

literally violating the 1st Amendment without even trying to hide it b ye

[pamplemousseonesixseven]

did u even read the first part 'congress shall make no law'

.....

is david karp congress

[oh-so-pleasant]

Reblog if you grew up hotter, gayer, and sadder than you ever imagined

[k5ataskia0z8o-deactivated201905]

please don't use third world (i think it's considered derogatory) and use developing countries instead

"Developing countries" is a neoliberal euphemism which implies that poor countries are poor because they just havent developed a proper capitalist infrastructure yet. The phrase "third world" comes from the "Three Worlds Theory" of Mao Zedong which divides nations into categories based on the patterns of exploitation they fall under (with "third world" nations being colonized and exploited).

"Third world" identifies oppressed nations as being colonized and exploited, "developing" implies that they have failed to adopt neoliberal policies and open themselves to foreign capital.

[pamplemousseonesixseven]

this is not true lol

the three worlds theory and the western first world/third world thing are not the same

[jazminekhan-deactivated20241127]

[micdotcom]

[paulmcfruity]

This Icelandic police force has the most adorable Instagram account 

Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.

There’s more where those came from | Follow micdotcom

[gamemakerm]

For the record the Icelandic police are probably the best police force in the world, There has only been one instance where an officer shot and killed a civilian in the entire history of the country (which is nearly a hundred years) and everyone was completely devastated by it, the police especially — because, as made clear in their statements after the incident, they understand their function is to protect the people. Not to mention that their general police go unarmed except for special squads.

Let’s run through some more facts while we’re on the subject: Compared to 31,000+ shooting deaths in the US in 2009, Iceland had… 4, because they have very rigorous screening processes for gun permits. There is very little economic disparity between upper, middle and lower classes, and social welfare programs take care of their people. Drug use affects less than 1% of the population between 15 and 65 years old, and 90% of drug-related court cases are settled with a fine rather than jail time. Violent crime is virtually non-existent. [x]

Iceland is like if you took the entire idea of chill and personified it as an country, and this exemplifies that. 

[motherbox]

Can I just move there and be friends with Sigur Rós and just chill?

[pamplemousseonesixseven]

It's also a homogenous country of like 250,000 people. Many successful Icelandic policies just aren't going to scale up effectively, unfortunately.

[pamplemousseonesixseven]

outfit game: on point

mental health game: ?????

[pamplemousseonesixseven]

I found the most #basic of the #basicbitches of #osheaga !!! #selfie #flowercrown

[pamplemousseonesixseven]

What does he look like now/in the pic from march 2013? Someone online made it sound like he had a sex change or something, which would explain his lack of male modeling XD but if he looks the same as he did in his modeling photos then I guess that's probably not true ;P

he looks like a greasy hipster in the picture so it's hard to say

[pamplemousseonesixseven]

Hey, do you know Anton Olsson, the model who was signed to Mikas and Mega Models Germany? I was a fan of him as a model, and I saw a question about his absence on Bellazon so it made me remember him. It's like he dropped off the face of the earth now. Do you know whether he has a Facebook or Instagram or something? Thanks!

i know someone who went to gymnasium with him haha and yeah he does have a facebook page but the only post i can see is from march 2013

[tastefullyoffensive]

[thelittlestsarfie-deactivated20]

shout out 2 Harrisonburg

[pamplemousseonesixseven]

I-81 <3