Eve

. *Sex Worker~Witch~Aspiring Bon-Vivant* My patronus is a sparrow.

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

[tumboner]

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[thatsoundsprettynice]

YES

[xbstnmnr-deactivated20241116]

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

[amethystafrodite]

Toronto based ladies!

Anyone free for drinks tonight?

[despazito]

musicians only Dark Millenials will remember:

cobra starship

neon trees

metro station

3OH3

taio cruz

owl city

far east movement

ne-yo

onerepublic

boys like girls

[despazito]

the othe genre of 2008-2010s Dark Millenial music:

lady antebellum

shinedown

daughtry

the fray

kings of leon

theory of a deadman

skillet

rob thomas

the script

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

This is not how I wanted to find out I’m a Dark Millennial. I hate this post.

[horse-boborse]

I remember all of these and I feel called the fuck out

[jehovahhthickness]

You deserve to have the same effort you give to people reciprocated back to you.

Ain’t nothing wrong with that and don’t let anybody make you feel guilty for feeling some type of way because you’re not being treated the way you deserve.

[jehovahhthickness]

Stop giving the moon and the stars to people who will never do a fucking thing for you.

[givemeinternet]

[rogerdabbit]

I’ve been waiting for 364 days to reblog this.

[thelawofattractionisreal]

I have enough money to pay my bills, purchase everything I need and even to put aside money every month. Somehow the money lasts longer and doesnt slip through my fingers anymore. Thank you for the surplus of money and the unexpected income streams coming my way 🙏

[proletarianprincess]

lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism

[cannibality-deactivated20250227]

this is the cutest goddamn thing i’ve ever heard

[livenudegirl]

I saw the penguin parade. It was a very slow parade, because the pingüinos take their sweet time and aren’t very fast walkers to begin with.

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

can I volunteer to be a penguin

[commander-damneron]

I feel like the world needs to know the context of the edinburgh zoo penguin parade, becausr I’ve been going there my entire life and I only found out about this the other year.

So a while back (I can’t remember exactly when but I think it was some time around the 40s/50s), a bunch of penguins escaped. A keeper left the gate open so a bunch of penguins just… followed them. And the people loved it. Look at these adorable birds outside their cage just following that guy around! So they get all the penguins back inside and realise that none of them really ran off, they just followed the keeper and went back inside and crowd thought it was amazing, so why not make it a regular thing? Get enough people there that if one of them goes to make a run for it (which at least one has in the past), they can’t get past the people, and let the ones who want outside have a little wander. So every day, they get a crowd, they open the gate, and whatever penguins want to get out can go, waddle about, squawk at people, and then hop back inside.

Also, one of those penguins is Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III, Colonel-in-cheif of the Norwegian King’s Guard. This isn’t really related to the parade at all, I just love the fact that there’s a penguin in the Norwegian army

[runrunningrunner]

Reblogging with Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III inspecting his troops.

Carry on …

[breatherunlive]

I love everything about this post.

[systlin]

If I fail to reblog this it is because I am dead. 

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

if you reblog it on any other day you die

[xenaswitch]

So stop waiting for Fridays, and stop waiting for summers, and stop waiting for someone to fall in love with you, because those things will happen. But in the meantime, enjoy right now

Lucy Sutcliffe (via alunit)

[purplebuddhaquotes]

Enjoy your body, use it every way you can. Don’t be afraid of it, or what other people think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own.

Kurt Vonnegut (via purplebuddhaquotes)

[unbotheredmuse]

[unbotheredmuse]

the best thing a woman can have is her shit together.

[fotogrimsi-deactivated20180915]

[markv5]

Кажется на мою кровать легла черная дыра и замурчала …

[dualityofsquid]

“it seems a black hole feel asleep on my bed and started purring…”

[blackbrasil-deactivated20181217]

All you can do is learn your lesson. There’s no point in wishing you had did differently. The past is the past.

[hellomrbones]

[prokopetz]

Why do the movies never show us this Spider-Man?

[dios-404]

Fun fact Spider-man once beat the Hulk by telling him a joke that was so funny he turned back into Bruce Banner to laugh

[geopsych]