pan-and-tired

i apologize for all the bullshit you're going to encounter here (she/they)

[pan-and-tired]

does using my limited spanish vocabulary in an effort to get my girlfriend to speak polish to me count as manipulation asking for a friend

[pan-and-tired]

draft day how we feeling everyone

[schnuspi]

How Neil starts behaving the second FBI is mentioned

[etheltempest]

BREAKING NEWS: abby roque has gorilla-glued herself to the floor of the place bell.

“i’m not leaving” she said.

[pan-and-tired]

sometimes lesbianism manifests in the strangest way. why am i nervous to play minecraft with a girl. why did i make someone teach me how to play minecraft so i could play minecraft with a girl.

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[sanguinaryrot]

“go to hell” is basic. “i hope your favorite team recruits britta curl-salemme” is smart. it’s possible. it’s terrifying.

[lurkerdelima]

Shane & Ilya hanging out with Skip for unspecified reasons and the first time Kip teasingly says “girl!” to him about something, Shane just makes this face

[homeless-ghost-71]

TATTOO IT INSIDE MY EYELIDS

[fudamnshi]

(barely contained rage) wow. im so happy for you. enjoy your happy and healthy relationship

[cyborgpsychic]

I love that people brought the Walter cup out with fucking white gloves on, and they announced how it's pure silver whatever, and then these dirtbag jocks immediately filled the thing with beer and did lesbian communion with it

[pan-and-tired]

ok lb i love you see you next season

sleep well, be gay, and enjoy life :)

[alliekali]

wrow

[stromecat]

everyone put your caps on backwards I’m tryna see how gay I can get

[sea-wave-of-atoms]

Dubois jesus christ jesus christ

[balletandbow]

Flashback to 15 minutes ago when they brought the cup out wearing gloves to keep fingerprints off of it and now we get Molson's on our knees

[wavychirps]

if anyone finds pics/gifs of cath dubois’ cup beer pls tag me