Fands and Bandoms

21, pansexual. They/them, she/her. I love caffeine and cuddles 😍

[pr1nceshawn]

Tattoos That Turned People’s Scars Into Works Of Art.

[greeneyes-anddimples]

I’m shooooook. Wow.

[pan-emo-hufflepuff]

Hey there! I just started this gig as personal shopper/stylist on Fiverr, and I'm trying to get it out there. So, if you're interested, please go ahead and check it out! If not, I would so appreciate if you reblog it and/or share it with some people you think might be interested!

Thanks so much and have a lovely day! 🥰

https://www.fiverr.com/s2/ace7ed09fd

[ourcuddlybeans]

Kit Kat being adorable ❤️ #cat #catsofinstagram #kitty #kitkat #kitten #baby #cute #adorable https://www.instagram.com/p/CEQZUrVJLrD/?igshid=5p8u1w241dm0

[pan-emo-hufflepuff]

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❤️🤟 crazy, but we love her! #dog #dogsofinstagram #puppy #puppiesofinstagram #yorkie #luna https://www.instagram.com/p/CD-nL6kJSOG/?igshid=1fhuu98ix2v6z

[ourcuddlybeans]

First introduction video, this is our parakeet! 😁 Meet Zydia

https://www.instagram.com/p/CCo5YaagLLU/?igshid=1xg3t8heqw6h7

[queerlection]

[Image description - Images of the asexual, intersex, genderfluid, genderqueer, aromantic, maverique, nonbinary, ply, pan and agender pride flags with the text: REMEMBER THE PLUS IN LGBT+. End description.]

[caroldanversenthusiast]

old photos of lesbian couples make me happy

[amvs]

I hate cartman wednesday

[amvs]

Give it up for I hate cartman wednesday

[amvs]

Thriving on I hate cartman wednesday

[amvs]

Living the dream on I hate cartman wednesday

[amvs]

Feeling the vibe on I hate cartman wednesday

[amvs]

Quarantined on I hate cartman wednesday

[amvs]

Pandemic Panic on I hate cartman wednesday

[amvs]

Counting my blessings on I hate cartman wednesday

[amvs]

Turning myself into a pickle on I hate cartman wednesday

[amvs]

Funniest shit i’ve ever seen on I hate cartman wednesday

[amvs]

Injecting disinfectant on I hate cartman wednesday

[amvs]

Not wanting no scrub a scrub is a guy who can’t get no love from me on I hate cartman wednesday

[amvs]

Beautiful summer weather on I hate cartman wednesday

[amvs]

Flattening the curve on I hate cartman wednesday

[amvs]

Abolishing the police on I hate cartman wednesday

[amvs]

Revolution on I hate cartman wednesday

[amvs]

Summer heat on I hate cartman wednesday

[elusive---ivory]

Give it up for “I fucking despise Cartman anyday of the week” June

[jaubaius]

A bird explaining to a hedgehog crossing so it doesn’t die.

[serialreblogger]

!!! ok but that’s legitimately what it’s doing!! That’s a corvid right there (looks like a hooded crow, to be precise), which means it’s intelligent enough to recognize, a) cars are dangerous and streets should be treated with a certain degree of caution, b) this car’s slowing down for them–cars do that sometimes–which means they’re not in imminent danger, so it doesn’t have to fly away just yet, c) that hedgehog’s still gonna get killed if it doesn’t MOVE, FAST (cars can change speed very quickly and the hedgehog’s still in the way), and almost certainly also d) if the bird does nothing it gets a free lunch.

Y’all, Y’ALL. This bird is consciously deciding to put itself in danger in order to save the life of a very stupid creature. A creature which, if the bird did nothing, could be free food. 

i can’t - look if you follow me you know I have a thing for corvids, but this is - like!!! People are always saying “ah yes they have sub-human intelligence and don’t consider anything that isn’t immediately necessary for their own survival/pleasure,” but! Whether or not it can do philosophy, this crow is clearly demonstrating compassion. Even if it’s just the kind of compassion a toddler shows to a snail, a social creature that instinctively recognizes the potential for emotion in other beings, that’s still huge and cool and important and corvids!!! are! neat!!! 

[honeysanghyuk]

Screencaps from the teaser!🐠

[pan-emo-hufflepuff]

A BABY

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

[baconis42]

oh what a life

[dee-the-red-witch]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[heatandapathy]

This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for

[soulsistrin]

Whoever did the caps for this deserves an award

[liifeintechniicolour]

Can never not reblog this, a Scottish national treasure 😂

[30-minute-memes]

“That Lion only eats good food”

[ilovewinningbabyiwantitall-deac]

Wait this rules.

[complete-trash-and-despair]

I thought this was some weird Christian game but wow

[historian-bibliophile-deactivat]

If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?”

It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Michael.” And I’ll most likely respond with, “Oh shit! What did Michael do now?“ 

[veinitas]

this is such a good post because asking ppl if you can be friends can make them feel so uncomfortable but if you approach them like this its SO EASY to start a conversation and let a friendship develop naturally

[starvingforperfection21]

Don’t ask to be friends. Assume we’re friends and hit me up with anything ya got

[blackbearmagic]

I went through the trouble of making an entire page about why the “ask to be friends” approach will never ever work with me, and why this is a much better alternative

[i-care-only-a-little]

Legit pop in my inbox and say “garlic” and I will respond with “bread” and Bing boom we’re friends now

[prettyboywynn]

^^^^

[dustrevolver-blog]

This is 100% true.

Come and vent, I’m listening

[usatoday]

A little girl thought this high school senior posing for prom pictures was a real princess.

👑 👑 👑 

[asdfghjklnia]

This just warmed my heart

[n3wfaceoffailure]

[enjoloras-deactivated20220821]

This man is trapped in his house with what's going to be like 1000 giant moths and it is somehow the funniest thing I have seen in days.

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[infinitesimal-braincells]

This better be in the history textbooks in 30 years

I fully expect a page with a black and white screenshot of this with some exam question like “describe how this image links to the covid-19 pandemic of 2020”

[generalgemini-booknerd]

This one might be my new favorite.

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

@oldearthaccretionist