hmm

tiny,

[b-0-ngripper]

[godisafujoshi]

Fuck the haters. I believe in you

[nick-nonya]

woa

[bathroomcube]

[transgarrett]

microsoft outlook is taking the bioware approach and giving me the option to romance my coworker now 

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

fucking typical that the kind of woman who drops her pen on the train is also the kind thats insanely rude when i pick it up for her with my dextrous toe shoes

[acoolguy]

oh i get it. it’s “i see you pee”

[more-notes-than-you-deactivated]

what is

[acoolguy]

nothing. go back to bed

[lucreziaborgia]

What do you mean the divine right of kings is fake

louis xiv is in my inbox guys

[depsidase]

[powerfulwizard]

plap plap plap plap So… chunks, huh? plap plap plap plap

[powerfulwizard]

[tetranocular]

i hope nintendo realizes i would actually re-buy this game if they re-released it

[pukicho]

Its me God Puki back for more fucking about

[magma-seb]

welcome back, fuck shit face

[pukicho]

Glad to be back

[pseudophan]

ideal existence

[guyinabugway]

Imagine never being late to anything

[marxism-leninism-utenaism]

people say a lot that twitter is just tumblr on a 5-year delay but

jesus christ guys

[homiedepot]

[homiedepot]

[morticiaandthediamonds-blog]

date someone who loves your belly

[deadjosey-deactivated20200613]

[tinkywinkydesire]

[antilles-school-of-leadership]

You ever find yourself enjoying Star Wars but also thinking like, damn this galaxy really invented laser swords before they invented therapy.

[theonion]

Man Terrified To Realize He Could Easily Go On Like This

[scoutsmoocrew]

[leghorn]

[mr-downer]

yeah how come there isn’t male cow milk 🤔

[scope-dogg]

There is but I wouldn’t recommend it