Sami Brookmyer

[beatlemeat-archive]

the mickey mouse clubhouse dances are SO funny

[beatlemeat-archive]

WHAT kind of dance is this!!!!!!!!!

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

They just know how to party…

[coolxatu]

thats the Hotdog Dance you ignorant fools

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

Those were 2.20 minutes well spent!

[avvocarlo]

the real houdini

[loverlv]

me: tries to sign into my google account

google: this UGLY bitch just tried to HACK into your account. destroy all your electronic devices to prevent this

[ruinedchildhood]

[narrie]

SHE TAUGHT ME LOVE SHE TAUGHT ME PATIENCE AND SHE HANDLES PAIN 

[c3rvida3]

Take your anxiety meds with Red Bull to create SLOWFAST, the hot new emotion teens are raving about!

SlowFast™: It Feels Incredibly Bad.

[c3rvida3]

“But wouldn’t they just cancel each other out?”

No.

They are both working so very much and I cannot stop it.

[yeehawlw]

this man singlehandedly throws The biggest curveball i have ever witnessed in a cooking show

[krawps]

dont care if this is inappropriate im gonna force staff to look at it with a review anway

[krawps]

[surprisebitch]

tumblr staff did say no to “human genitals” so of course they’d approve that chussy

[mistandsundews]

speak not of rare pepes when you can have

pepe pig

[hollyweeb-blvd]

This poor dude is waiting for his date for the prom unknowing he is being watched by the crew of a hit TV show

[hollyweeb-blvd]

The tides coming in, hurry up dude.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

Tide got him but he’s ok.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

He’s texting his girl but she’s not showing up. Is she standing him up?

[hollyweeb-blvd]

His best bud just showed up to help him.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

Tide is really coming in now, he’s on the phone. Things are getting frantic.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

Will she arrive in time? We’re gonna give him a round of applause if she says yes and arrives.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

OH NO!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

CREW IS ENCOURAGING HIM TO RE-DO HIS WORK. WE’RE SHOUTING “DO IT!”

[hollyweeb-blvd]

HE IS RE-MAKING THE MESSAGE! I REPEAT! HE IS REMAKING THE MESSAGE!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

WE HAVE RECIEVED WORD THAT THE GIRL IS ON A TREASURE HUNT IN THE CITY AND THIS IS THE FINAL LOCATION. HIS FRIEND IS STALLING FOR TIME.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

UPDATE: BEACHGOERS HAVE JOINED IN TO HELP THIS BOY REBUILD HIS MESSAGE TO THE GIRL! HIS FRIEND HAS JOINED IN AS WELL.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

IT’S ALMOST DONE! THEY MIGHT MAKE IT!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

THE MESSAGE IS COMPLETED! THE QUESTION IS NOW “WILL SHE SAY YES?”

[hollyweeb-blvd]

BRO OF THE YEAR JUST BROUGHT A GIRL. I THINK THIS MAY BE IT!

I THINK THIS IS IT!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

SHE’S APPROACHING!

YES! THE ANSWER IS YES!

OUR CREW IS CHEERING FOR THESE TWO.

[dare-i-say-asexual]

[alexander]

@staff

[0v9]

Omfg

[sunkun]

Okay then!

[kh2rac-deactivated20181224]

I’m….asfhisdofhodsuafudsofhdsouafhsfudsf

[kitty]

[fatbodypolitics]

Toe beans look like juicy fruit to tortoises.

[speciesofleastconcern]

(toe beans ARE juicy fruit)

[pokemonsnap]

[iamsuchagoodfriend-deactivated2]

Someone: why are you leaving tumblr when you don’t even post nsfw content?

Me:

[grandearianaarchive-deactivated]

Ariana and Toulouse in thank u, next (2018)

[nessa007]

legends only!!!