Make-shift horror doll

in your walls! in your gutters! I love it here!

[pancakesbrodown]

oc stuff ignore me

[publicschoolstories]

There’s someone who has their iPhone named “hot single horses in your area” and they airdrop people pictures of horses randomly. Nobody knows who it is. Once, during an assembly, the laptop that the projector was from had airdrop turned on, and in the middle of a presentation about bullying, it popped up in front of the entire school. HOT SINGLE HORSES IN YOUR AREA WANTS TO SHARE AN IMAGE. A picture of a horse, with text in bubble letters over it saying “available”

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶Pony with an airdrop! Classroom pranker!🎵

[threadednovelist-deactivated202]

SINCE WHEN CAN BOTS CREATE POLLS??? EXCUSE ME?? ALSO WHAT ARE THESE OPTIONS?

[dinner-rol]

[noodlearg]

happy international women’s day!!!

[porterr-robinson]

[vladthelordofdoomandpancakes]

Translation: “I am fucking tired of the soviet car industry” *the standard effect of touching a soviet car* *laughs in russian*

[davidxn]

I can’t get over the sheer poetry of how the car falls apart - the perfect chain reaction escalating as it travels round.

[formulatrash]

This is the single funniest video on the Internet

[auberylis]

No, it’s even funnier!

He goes “вы заебали на советский автопром”, which is roughly “i’m fucking tired of you (getting) at the soviet car industry”. So he actually says “yall fucking wrong about soviet cars being bolt buckets!” and hits the car as proof of its durability and then it falls apart.

His intonatin gives off a slight hint that he 100% knows what’s gonna happen and is being sarcastic. So very likely he’s not even annoyed, he knows what’s about to follow, laugs about it, and then does it.

Which is even funnier!

[things-that-are-not-true]

they drilled a bunch of holes into me for no reason

[catboybiologist]

The masculine connotation of a bow tie and the feminine connotation of a bow on the top of the head implies a nonbinary bow style placed directly over the nose

[perhats]

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

[beaft]

platonic third base: when you get to know someone well enough that they start making mortifyingly specific observations about you

[beaft]

yesterday i was chilling with my friend and there was an ice cream van outside and every time the jingle played i'd look out the window and after the third time i did this my friend said, accurately, 'i think you want to get ice cream but you're scared of the ice cream man.' devastating

[wardenraydaily-deactivated20250]

day 300

65 more to go

[himejoshikomaeda]

tough times for the mcelroys

[lindleland]

what happened to travis

killed him

ate him

sold him

gutter accident

Voting ended onDec 13, 2024

based on things people are saying in the notes

[kirumarythechair]

Edgar (Electric Dreams) VS AM (I have no mouth and i must scream)

Edgar

AM

Voting ended onFeb 24, 2025

fyi im extremely scared of the incomjng shitstorm but uh. Whatever

[ex-riddlecats]

when mutual tell me two fictional men i dont know had gay sex

[gumi-megpoidd]

when mutual tell me two fictional women i dont know had gay sex

[capacity2]

Im not compatible with a single person on the entire planet

[decadentlorenzocollector-deacti]

not El rebloging, when she is compatible w me😩

[elsagism]

You know what, you're right *kisses you*

[decadentlorenzocollector-deacti]

come here my love *spins you around*

[capacity2]

[sarostheghostcat]

im in the my friends ocs fandom

[masako-0]

I have a ranfren au idea

So basically this au's name is Ranfren Hospital Au. Let me explain. Luther and Randal are doctor and pets are patient. Luther is a specialised doctor but does not have a specific speciality. Let's say specialists in most majors. Randal is a young doctor with almost no experience in patient care. So Luther tells him to look after Sebastian to get him started.

It's a different story with Sebastian. One night, on his way back to work after making a delivery, Sebastian is hit by a drunk driver and wakes up in hospital. Before he realise what is happening, Luther and Randal enter and Luther tells Randal that he will take care of Sebastian from now on. The rest is already in the normal series. Sebastian tries to escape from where he is.

Like Sebastian, other pets also have certain health problems. I can't give you a detailed list of their diseases because I haven't identified them yet. The funny thing is that no pet can ever fully recover from their illness, nor can they die from it. They're always sick. They never have a clear development. They always live within a certain range. They never get better or worse.

[pancakesbrodown]

[pissvortex]

I think I just found the only reasonable exchange involving two people with opposing views on porn to ever exist on this website

[elfbymoonlight]

actually so based