I am in Awe

I was once described as “the perfect amount of bitch” | Paige | 28| she/they| USA |

[justsomeguycore]

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

[justsomeguycore]

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots

[kosmogrl]

I will probably get through this just like I have gotten through everything before but I need to be really stressed and scared first

[botanyshitposts]

scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[flipocrite]

[clickityweasel]

[catboybiologist]

Btw the thing this discovered is like. A foundational lab technique now and has revolutionized genetics

[leonre2]

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

[mynorthernattitude]

and for the lady, perhaps a fking break?

[memewhore]

[mossdftba]

[Video description: a small crab stands on a coconut that floats past the camera while an instrumental version of What do you do with a drunken sailor plays. End description.]

[fishingdisaster]

On the way to the crab rave island btw

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[f4therlesssss]

lesbian porn should kill men if they try to watch it like the ring

[aletheyass]

washing machine time to human time converter online

[catfancyceo]

Let's kill this guy with mama.

[oliviawebsite]

taking the fat clit express!!!!!

[importantpics]

@importantpics

[64mpg]

what do you mean my childhood affected me

[64mpg]

i have terrible news

[mephistopheles]

yall i swear to god if a bitch says her pronouns are she/her then her pronouns are she/her

[mephistopheles]

my close friend from uni was a cis girl who had the audacity to wear pants and cut her hair short and like nobody at this school, a place OBSESSED with ‘respecting everyone’s gender identities,’ would call her ‘she.’ after MONTHS of this she started wearing a fucking pronoun pin to work and i dont even think that fixed it. me, im sorta androgynous; i have shaggy self-cut hair and go by a neutral name, but i always say my pronouns are she/her, and people ive worked with for months and have introduced myself in front of fifty times will STILL reflexively say ‘they’ for me. i respect the progressive circles i run in, but this IS evidence of misogyny. people’s definition of “woman” or “girl” is so narrow and high-maintenance that even the tiniest deviation from the norm gets you forcibly defeminized. but it’s a compliment, right? like who would wanna be a girl anyway?

[mephistopheles]

replacing an inescapable gender binary with an equally-inescapable gender trinary is stupid 🩷

[fairycosmos]

sorry for my spelling errors btw. it happens when youre a passionate woman

[northirish]

Vote for me and I will make werewolves real

[northirish]

Top scientists wil work hard round the clock to make it a reality

[northirish]

Bottom scientists as well

[sigynpenniman]

[mikeyfuckinway]

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