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does anyone else remember the insane scandals surrounding harry potter shifting on tiktok during quarantine?

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james is a british food defender to the core. mushy peas, jellied eels, no seasoning, he’s defending all of it.

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peter the type of guy who you never see on his phone, yet somehow he’s always caught up on any internet lore

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regulus “erm actually 🤓☝️” black

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remus lies to the boys and tells them the most bullshit things about the muggle world like muggles walk barefoot, there’s no toilets, or they don’t have silverware, just some straight bullshit that’s so obviously not true but they believe him every time.

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james does NOT for the life of him know how to whisper and you’ll just a whiff of his breakfast from his hot breath while everyone’s staring

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sirius “i’m actually 6’0 because my hair counts towards my height” black

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evan and barty are such little freaks that in their house they have haunted doll and taxidermy collections and it scares off all potential guests

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james and sirius shower together in the locker rooms

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sirius has the worst habit of flirting with the portraits and it’s caused so much commotion they have to move them constantly

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“oh, stop it, siri! don’t you know i’m a hundred and four?”

“hundred and four? you’re joking. you don’t look a day over a hundred, me love!”

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sirius has the worst habit of flirting with the portraits and it’s caused so much commotion they have to move them constantly

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peter the type of dude they bring onto pawn stars when they need to authenticate a sword from france in the 1550s

he’s fully qualified too

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james does that slutty thing where he yawns and lifts his hands dramatically to reveal the waistband of his calvin kleins

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regulus cries to monster by skillet i’ve made that canon just now

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remus and regulus unironically cried to demons by imagine dragons

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remus is always squinting when reading things far away and the rest of the boys constantly tell him to get glasses, but he refuses to, claiming he can see perfectly fine (he cannot).

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regulus complains that no one drinks real coffee anymore while having 20 packets of sugar in his cup.