Hero Of Pandora

❝Hey, kiddos! Handsome Jack here.                                 President of Hyperion,                                                   Hero of Pandora, Yadda yadda… y’know. That old gem. Welcome to Pandora! Preeetty much the shittiest place in the galaxy!                                            But me?                                                   …I’m gonna change all that.❞ This is an independent Role Play blog for the infamous Handsome Jack from Borderlands. Pre Angel's and Jack's death.

[riotliquor]

        ❝We both know that I have a list of fetishes that is longer than your.. colorful vocabulary, daddy~❞ Moxxi shrugged, obviously not bothered by it but not admitting or denying it.

        ❝And I wasn’t cheating. Your just a mad little toddler throwing a tempter tantrum because he can’t have the toy he wanted.                                         Get over me, Jack~ Do yourself a favor.❞

[pandorashero]

"Oh, I'd bet. Probably even longer than the staggering list of diseases you've contracted from your even more morbidly impressive number of notches on your lipstick case." He scoffed, dripping sardonic sarcasm as per usual.

"..me? Get over you?" He guffawed, grinning in condescending disbelief. "..uh, don't know if you noticed sweetheart.. But uh, yeah, last time I checked? You were the one reblogging pictures of my hipbones and happy trail. Might wanna take a look in the mirror. Y'know.. if you can stomach it."

[riotliquor]

        ❝………… Really?❞

        ❝Would you just shut up and go away! Or should we talk about how you liked to be called ‘daddy’ in the bedroom??❞

[pandorashero]

"Alright, alright!" He stopped her right there with a condescending lift of his hands.

"..guilty. But c'mon, honestly. Is that really sicker than your perverted little fetish? I mean really, Mox... gang-banging? And you wondered why I found out you were cheating."

[pandorashero]

Handsomest Man on Pandora.

"Uh, yeah. Everybody knows that, pigeon."

[riotliquor]

        ❝What dick?❞

[pandorashero]

"......."

"...only the one you prayed to on your knees every... ooh, what was it? Wednesday night? Yeah.. that was our cock-worship night, wasn't it?"

[riotliquor]

 #You thought I wouldn’t see this #Huh?#Y’see. I knew you couldn’t let go.

[riotliquor]

        ❝Oh for—- …. Would you just get off my case, Jack.❞

[pandorashero]

"Juuust as soon as you get off my dick, kitten."

[nereusthings]

Here u go gurls

handsome hips

yeah

thanks to > this gurl and this

and extremely for this <3

and everyone who wants them

[asktinytinastuff]

Ugggghh, lookit them MAN hi— Wait. This is Jack? AHHHHHFHOHDF -vomits-

[ask-missmoxxi-deactivated201407]

Mhmmm. That’s Jack, alright.

I’d recognize those hips anywhere.

[pandorashero]

"Well well, if it isn't the scum bag hunter bandit. Come to pay your respects to your ratty old bird? Go right ahead. Her skin's spread out out front." He gestured sardonically with a sharp tilt of his head.

[pandorashero]

"Aaah, the muzzled military dog. How's that PTSD treatin' ya, sport?"

[pandorashero]

"Oh, great... the haiku guy.."

He sighs. "...alright. Alright. Bring on the poetry. I'll try really... really hard not to roll my eyes. ..but I won't."

[borderlandsconfessions]

"I feel like Jack really was trying to make Pandora a better place, but after all he’s been through, he honestly did not think he was doing anything wrong."

[movealongmachere]

Handsome Jack by Ben Olive

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[dahlicious]

[grrrimalex-deactivated20200530]

~horrific 'what now, asshole?' moments in video games, a borderlands documentary~

[mech--anarchist]

Just wondering whether or not you saw my response, kitten. I know brats your age don't have much of an attention span.

Oh? You responded? Hm, maybe I just didn’t know ‘cause you’re not worth the effort.

[pandorashero]

Here you go, brat. Kid like you should be honored I even give you the time of day.

[pandorashero]

"Well, if it isn't the Firehawk. Drink any good flesh smoothies lately, sweetheart?" He sneered in his usual sardonic, condescending manner.

[handsofftherakkale-deactivated2]

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[handsofftherakkale-deactivated2]

Mordcai paused in where he had been sniping off a few bandits in a camp below, tilting his head at hearing something behind him. On edge, because he was sure he had spotted a few of them trying to leave the camp before, he swapped to his pistol, spinning around to aim. “And what do you think you’re doing?”

[pandorashero]

"Who-ho-hoaa there, sport." The dictator responded with a casual lift of his hands, palms open in mock surrender.

"...what, a Ruler can't take a casual stroll on his own planet? Actually, I was here to take care of that bandit settlement. See, they're occupying the site of my next statue.. But it looks like you've already taken care of it for me! Thanks, buddy. Y'see, our goals aren't really all that different. ...well. Besides the fact that you're, y'know, ..a bandit. And I'll have to kill you off eventually too."

[that-catch-a-ride]

"Jus’ cause ya put somehin’ in front of yer name don’t make it true. ‘sides why would ah be jealous ‘a someone who’s got a face only a momma could love?"

[pandorashero]

"Uh, ye-heah. Your mother, to be specific."