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She/Any ¦¦ 20 ¦¦ UK

[panducker]

woman

[pissvortex]

Mobster, pointing a gun at my head: Any last words kid

Me: I actually like to use women's deodorant because the stuff for men dries out my skin and smells like harsh chemicals

*BANG*

(3 hours later, at Walmart)

(Mobster holding Dove Advance Care in the deodorant aisle)

Hmm...

[despazito]

[despazito]

Awesome

[hayakawalove]

I feel like that one scene of Justin Bieber getting shot in csi

[hayakawalove]

[flipchild]

[squawq7]

doodle

[squawq7]

Sketchbook doodle

[luntfontanne]

damn he really is an all-time poster

[ottoillustrates]

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

it's important to yell "fuck you kill yourself" at the tv advertisements to counteract the mind control

[jan-liliten]

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ball 1

penis

ball 2

Voting ended onMar 10

[penny-anna]

what if on Taskmaster one of the contestants died in the middle of filming a task but after doing enough of the task for it to be deemed complete so since there was nothing in the rules to say you had to be alive throughout they allowed it. & then all the other contestants bombed so badly that the dead person won the task and in the studio Greg was there like 'wow you all managed to do worse than Christine and she was dead for most of it'

[penny-anna]

they don't sub in a replacement contestant for the studio shows so one of the chairs is just empty and sometimes when contestants are arguing their case on something they're like 'I think if Christine was still with us she'd take my side' and Greg would be like 'for fuck's sake stop bringing up Christine'

[penny-anna]

also everyone (Greg included) would dunk on Alex for 'killing Christine' with the task and Alex would keep nervously laughing it off and be like 'legally speaking we weren't responsible for what happened to Christine'

[penny-anna]

the interstitials for the season occasionally feature randomly inserted shots of Christine's lifeless body lying on the ground

[penny-anna]

obviously it would already have been announced that Christine died filming Taskmaster but during the show they wouldn't say which task it happened in so every time there's a Christine segment it'd be like is this the one where she died 🤔 let's watch and find out

[valtsv]

reading bad media takes online will never compare to the exquisite torture that is trying to have a conversation about basic literary analysis with your own family members

[valtsv]

discussing media with people online: can you please put down the greek mythology for a second and actually read the text in front of you

discussing media with your parents:

[diosapate]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

[victusinveritas]

[notchie]

I'M GOING TO DO THIS TO MY BOOBS AS THEY GROW IN TO APPEAL TO THE MINECRAFT PORN CROWD

[maggot-in-the-dark]

Please don’t. I beg of you. I despise their shitty animations.

TO BE CLEAR: I love Minecraft, and I love boobs. I would love nothing more than to be smothered to death in the tits of a femwarden whilst hearing the screaming rage and despair from within said horror-tatas, knowing full well I could join that chorus at any moment. However, CRUCIALLY, 👆I would prefer such massive mortis milkers to be non-cuboid, along with the rest of the chthonic gestalt grade-A bunker-busting baddie from the depths of Hell.

My point is not to control what you do. You could totally go cuboid; my point is that Minecraft does not have to equal cuboid.

Post-Script: Pardon the literary vomitus of sheer lust. This is my alt account for all things erotic, and thus, it serves as my one outlet for such things. In for a penny and all.

[notchie]

wow your expertise in the matter is clearly very vast