[lustcannibalism]

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

[lustcannibalism]

[ohevoyev]

sorry. what the fuck was that?

[koko2unite]

he gaggy on my rogers until I whoopsy-doo

[hidefdoritos]

engaging in a high risk behavior (lying back down after my alarm already went off)

[fairycosmos]

honestly what the hell are you supposed to do. is my question

[lakevida]

when my brother and i were kids we got in trouble for using the term "dadding" to mean making a promise you have no intent to follow thru on which is a testament to this country's disdain for creative types

[lesbianralzarek]

do you think they know how much they contributed to online literacy? to the spirit of curiousity? to the idea of doing research yourself instead of always having it laid out in front of you?

[onithelovedemon]

[monsieurenjlolras]

No one ever: I hate Ellen DeGeneres.

[monsieurenjlolras]

Checking in eleven years later folks and it does seem like I was hugely wrong on this one. a BIG my bad to everybody involved

[kitsnicket]

Unfortunately my body doesn’t know the difference between someone not responding to me because they’re busy, and being shot in the chest 27 times in a row

[dorothylarouge]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[txttletale]

it's so sicka nd twisted how niccolo machiavelli wrote a book that tried to realistically recount the brutality of 15th century power struggles and his name is now a synonym for Suepr Evil Fucked Up Guy but thomas hobbes wrote a 688-page supervillain manifesto and he gets to have his name associated with an adorable whimsical stuffed tiger forever

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

Bro switched to eco mode

[thememedaddy]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this answer on a “what’s the most embarrassing thing you did as a kid” reddit thread has been haunting me since i read it

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[missanthropicprinciple]

“HOW WAS YOUR DAY RAT BASTARD?” 

[hoteggbabushka]

being lonely as an adult is sooooo embarrassing like what do you mean the only one who can fix it is meeee

[rowanisawriter]

this what im going thru rn. if anyone gaf

[carby]

It's giving