PIERTOTUM LOCOMOTOR ϟ

Aoife. 30. I am aware that this is a mess but so is my life

[evernightterrae]

[happyheidi]

🦔

This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

[randomthoughtstokeepmesane]

It’s my honest pleasure, Charles, to aid you on this quest.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

MAY YOU NEVER LOSE YOUR HYPERFIXATION

[yurinullification]

sir that's yassified information

[feelingsoftheday]

ⓘ This user is tired.

[carfuckerlynch]

every day o need to save money and then there is some kind of little fucking item

[kaylahadlington]

i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here

are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????

[guccixcoochie]

[ree-duh]

Current mood lads

[megafandomfreak]

“What’s a legacy? It’s planting seeds in a garden you never get to see.”

[choped]

[desertpups]

Millennials living through their 2nd "once in a generation" economic collapse

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

“tony is a heartless asshole” tony went back to the ruins of his own home solely to pull the remains of the useless bots he cares deeply about out of the fucking ocean so he can reassemble them from the same exact material they were built with instead of just making replicas from scrap but sure margaret go off about the lack of humanity & sentiment in the same motherfucker that put up a christmas stocking for his fucking amazon alexa of his childhood fucking butler

[erainab]

[orange-twilight]

i am shook to my goddamn CORE. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

[hashtagloveloses]

peak LGBT ally is robert pattinson and taylor lautner kissing each other so that kristen stewart didn’t have to be straight live on TV

[the-incedible-sulk]

OKAY BUT LOOK AT HER FACE! LOOK AT HOW HAPPY SHE IS THAT HES NOT MAKING HER GO THROUGH WITH WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT

The movies might have sucked, but the actors have redeeming qualities

[donnasweettttttttt]

every single thing robert pattinson ever does is intentionally genetically engineered to make stephenie meyer’s mormon blood boil hot enough for her to feel the constant neverending pain he experienced having to make and promote her movies for all those years. this is more than lgbt allyship. this is revenge.

[lubricates]

SORRY GIRLS

[wehaveourdragons-deactivated201]

[thebetterrachel]

I can never not remember this whenever someone says “abort the mission”

[3cheers]

[it-will-choke-on-me]

Imagine if Hozier was a thing when Twilight was made.

[witchyangela]

No emotional experience in my life will match up to those five minutes in 2012 when I thought they’d changed the ending of twilight completely. like it was chaos there were people screaming in the cinema, yelling at the screen, repeating “this didn’t happen in the books” like a mantra. I experienced true horror like I have never felt, and people have the audacity to call the twilight movies “bad”???