Hello

They call me bizkit cuz I walk with a limp

[beansfrombeans]

hey don't know if you knew this but op of that post you just reblogged is actually an ouppy dog :/ yeah with paws. and floppy ears yeah

[wuggen]

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

[mynocturnality]

Pyrohiv Museum, Kyiv.

[bakedotcake]

Happy 18th Anniversary!

[vintagewildlife]

Luna moth By: Jane Burton From: The Mating Game 1976

[b1rdforce]

the humble tamandua!! this guy has been a long time in a making and he's not perfect but im pretty happy with how he turned out 🥰

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

Went to the grocery store with my kindergartener. We weighed some bananas: 2 pounds even. We weighed a watermelon: 4 pounds even. We weighed some mangos: a little over 1 pound. We weighed the watermelon AND the bananas: 6 pounds even.

“That’s funny” said the child “because 2+4=6 and two pounds and four pounds is six pounds. It’s like the same as math!”

“What happens if you add 6+1?”

“SEVEN”

“What if we put one pound of mangos on the scale?” <mangos added>

“IT’S THE SAME!!”

“OK, what’s 7-4?”

“Three?”

“What if we take the four pound watermelon off the scale?” <watermelon removed>

“Mama! Are you telling me math works In Real Life? Think of all the things you could measure!!”

[1five1two]

[lettuce-ch4n]

Sugar heheheheh :-)

[iheartknightess]

[anchovy]

Shrimp hat of a shrimp wearing a shrimp hat. Is this anything.

[anchovy]

Hat of a shrimp wearing a shrimp hat hat has been slightly tweaked so you can see the shrimp hats shrimp hats hat. Hat.

[panickypuppy]

Potentially controversial but I don't think your pet of either species should be growling, hissing, hiding, nipping or scratching, every time guests come over just because there are now new people in the house.

[3000s]

when you think about it it's just kind of crazy how you can be neglected and abused your whole childhood instead of experiencing a brief moment of being taken care of while learning how to be a person, and then once you're an adult it's like ok now i'm still essentially raising myself in a shitty situation but this time my adult peers are like mad at me because i'm not as emotionally healthy as them, and on top of that i still have to save my own life

[3000s]

and it's not that i expect to be rescued it's that i'm tired of having to save myself

[3000s]

also sick of being condescendingly told "nobody's coming to save you, you have to save yourself" as if i'm not painfully aware of that as i have been doing this shit my whole life but i just want somewhere safe to rest momentarily without my life falling apart

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[vintagewildlife]

Alligator from below By: Fred Ward From: Life Nature Library: Reptiles 1963

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[daftpatience]

drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that