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Queer trans dude He/it/they

[snakesinsocks2005]

Pin for survivors

[zarstarss]

they both live rent free in my head but in a way that’s like i'm telepathically trying to kill them 50% of the time

[punkitt-is-here]

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

[totally-cis-offical]

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

[oneheadtoanother]

[afurioushawk]

[afurioushawk]

[frustratedasatruar]

Real and growing possibility of him dying live on tv and nobody in the room noticing for minutes on end.

Likes charge, reblogs cast.

[zoazoaa]

I'm a time traveller from the 20th century. I travelled 26 years into the future to deliver this message. At a speed of 1 year per year

[cedarwool]

being an everything crafter is great but also sucks. like i want to get my watercolors out but i need to put away my microcrochet first. i want to do some leatherwork but my oil paints are on the table. i want to whittle but i'm using the bucket i catch wood shavings in to hold my papermaking mush. i want to write my book but my hands are too busy knitting a sweater. i want to code another video game but i'm too busy studying nalebinding. do you see my problem. the problem is that i need more hands

[wander-without-cause]

This is how I realized i was neurodivergent. My diagnosis of ADHD shocked no one.

[yhane]

共犯

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Accomplice AU

[sharks-pear-shake-shake]

THE MOON IS BEAUTIFUL, ISN’T IT? Let's look outside and enjoy it!

[ask-tjd]

so like does this mean looking in a mirror causes romantic attraction?

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[darkcomedies]

sometimes the author’s barely disguised fetish is YOUR barely disguised fetish and has nothing to do with the author at all

[darkcomedies]

hey so a bunch of people have taken this post as an opportunity to decry interpreting media sexually/suggestively at all and it’s pissing me off. joining the war on eroticism on the side of eroticism. #ThatCigaretteIsAPenis

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

feels like a real step back that with all the sexual freedom available to us we moved to Hookup Culture instead of Having Sex With Friends Culture

[ellieisnotjelly]

Kiss the homies. Hold the homies. Make love to the homies. Then play smash.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*nods sagely* smash bros and then Smash Bros

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#hell yeah #I’ll show you a good time and then kick your ass with Luigi #come at/on me bro

[prokopetz]

It's a shame that porn games and sim games don't have a lot of present overlap, because I feel like "horny mechsplo game where you have to actually win the fights to get to the sexy bits and it's one of those hyper-detailed 1990s era mech piloting sims that uses every single key on the keyboard" would do numbers with a very particular audience.

[drarry]

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

[drarry]

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

give the Gen Alpha kiddies a little treat, let it be this Sunday so that 6/7 becomes even more hilarious to them/annoying to their parents

[michamwicha]

doodles from early this year... probably gonna redraw the whole thing but here they gooo

[twinktorturer]

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

[browsingfreakshit]

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

[ask-tjd]

Do you think somewhere out there a middle schooler is writing yaoi of a toilet and a urinal. Like “but urinal-san, we’re both boys.”

Y’know

[armyanimal156]

Honestly probably in the skibidi toilet universe yeah

[ask-tjd]

This is a terrifying visual, but I think what scares me most is that you’re probably right.

[ask-tjd]

Okay hi guys admin here. I went to like ao3 out of curiosity because like. Surely skibidi toilet fanfiction doesn’t exist. And uh

If I have to know. You have to know