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I WILL NEVER GO INSANE

[panpour30]

im like wall-e but for music

[phlegmtasm]

You're telling me a best friend this rice?

[foreveriallyzombified]

she means the world to me

[balaclava-trismegistus]

actual video posted online by department of health and human services

[balaclava-trismegistus]

a wet, shirtless official asking "where's kid" is not an image to post online when your administration is embroiled in a recreational child rape scandal, i have to say

[capnsoapy]

One time I spent money registering a domain like "dotat.horse" because I wanted an email address which was as difficult as possible to give out

[capnsoapy]

I think it was something like [email protected]. I never used it for anything for obvious reasons

[tauxel]

our top tranny scientists are looking into why your life fucking suuuucks proportional to how hot and awesome you are

[rustmarty]

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

ungrounding exercises.

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

what are five things you can't see? can you breathe in and out really really quickly for me? what are your biggest fears and what are the fastest ways they might occur? slouch in your chair put your hands on your head and picture yourself using your psychic powers to kill everyone. shoot the nearest dog.

[anissapierce]

Martine Gutierrez and Julio Torres at the Pillion premier

[hardwrench]

wtf do you mean "is avril lavigne punk".... she literally confirmed that she is. she literally likes to rock out and she doesn't give a fuck ok?

[albva]

They should let you vomit a black sludge and when you are done you feel better about yourself. Also the black sludge forms into an evil clone you can make out with.

[emmaharwoods]

CHAPPELL ROAN at the 68th Grammy Awards — February 1, 2026

[johnpronoun-deactivated20220830]

Lou Reed kills Penn & Teller with eye lasers in their unreleased 1995 Sega Genesis videogame: Penn & Teller’s Smoke and Mirrors

[ostolero]

[Sweet Jane Instrumental]

Penn: Hey, Teller, it’s Loud Reed the original rock ‘n’ roll animal hisself! Lou, how you doin’ man?

[Eye Laser SFX]

[Explosion and Penn’s head plops on the ground]

[Slide whistle as Teller’s head falls from the sky and plops on the ground]

Lou Reed: This is the impossible level, boys. Impossible doesn’t mean “very difficult”. Very difficult is winning the Nobel prize. Impossible is eating the sun.

[mousidy]

haha yessss I'm a fun and sexy trans woman yes of course I'm sexually available

[in bed] wait you actually wanted to have sex? no I'm just like fun and sexy and sexually available as my personality that's just my personality. no yeah I didn't mean actual sex. no my clothes stay on sorry

[panpour30]

Listening to ging nang boyz after a couple years why are they just the best band

[effemimaniac]

my new vice

[funstyle]

as everything i need, is denied me, and everything i want, is taken away from me, but who have i got to blame, nobody but me