Dog Mom

Hey I'm Maddie I love dachshunds and mini succulent gardens

[peteneems]

[pansexualbowtie]

Dog? I have a dog. She’s my baby and such a weirdo lol. She’s so cute and sweet! She’ll kiss you to death lmao-

Me, to someone who definitely did NOT ask about my dog

[pansexualbowtie]

You’re doing great

Keep up the good work, ol sport

[pansexualbowtie]

I am so over the sun right now

[pansexualbowtie]

Hello I am alive it’s been a few years lol

[amusementforme]

[lizziesupremacy]

THE LAST DAY GUYS

[darkmuse112-og]

Every April 30th, like clockwork.

At least I know that the people of tumblr will never let me down.

[respectfulmemes]

[mielparaoshun]

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[amusementforme]

[lizziesupremacy]

THE LAST DAY GUYS

[darkmuse112-og]

Every April 30th, like clockwork.

At least I know that the people of tumblr will never let me down.

[pleasedontcutily]

[thatsthat24]

Me at Hogwarts ⚡️

[cruelbrainchronicles]

What the Hell is a Hufflepuff?

[katesattic]

[pansexualbowtie]

*screeches whenever mildly inconvenienced*

[pleatedjeans]

[poiplefunguy]

I STILL HAVEN’T FOUND MY BERRIES

[kayleescientia]

it’s 3am here aND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD

[captain-jimkirk]

[meme-theft]

[65-percent-puns]

PLEASE TURN YOUR SOUND ON

[grotesquekaleidoscope]

heS SO ANGRY

[iu]

instagram mua: shows a perfectly normal makeup tool

me: bitch dont do it

instagram mua: frowns, waves finger and throws it away

me:

[tastefullyoffensive]

[ottermatopoeia]

they know what they’ve done

[saintdollyparton]

It looks so ashamed.

“Just because you peliCAN doesn’t mean you peliSHOULD!”