who knows, bucko?

jordan // outta here // i think im funny

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

[butwhypants]

[pointnclick]

winning the beautiful barista’s heart via physical comedy

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

You slipped in the Starbucks again didn’t you

[pointnclick]

[lambhooves-deactivated20180128]

a tiny old woman came into the deli and ordered a “wonderful turkey sandwich” and when asked what she wanted on the sandwich other than turkey she said “all of your most wonderful toppings”

[funnytwittertweets]

[catasters]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[bagofbonesmp3]

ya saben que día es perros

[lesbian-toddhoward]

[myqueerdear]

Tommy Wiseau: Hi this is Tommy Whyzoo creator of the roomlet me introdeuce the NEW  CHJOKER! AAAIEAAAAAAAAHH-

[dwagom]

we’re eating chicken chicken chicken chicken™ chicken at chicken chicken chicken chicken™ near the crossroads of wolfing and fucking in fucking, austria

[unsubconscious]

Yosuke Amemiya

[barbiesplasticsurgeon]

[jewishpangolin]

#i like the implication that dali just had that effect on things#just a surrealism field around him at all times

[b-isforbitch]

I need everyone to see this

[shittymoviedetails]

In Frozen (2013), Anna sings about how she is so alone, despite having dozens of servants that work in the castle daily. This is because royalty don’t see staff as people, but more like a kind of mobile furniture. She would rather talk to paintings than to speak with Kai, her lifelong valet.

[grocerystore-gf]

i think the inherent purpose behind the existence of humans was just. to have fun. literally what are we doing

[pinkmoon888]

isabella hurlbut

[greelin]

everything about this video

[icemaiden-deactivated20220406]

your twenties are about realising you’re not and simply aren’t going to be dazzlingly cool the way you wanted to be and tried to be in your teenage years, that you’ll never be that image you tried to chisel yourself into—but that you have grown quite accidentally and organically cool in an entirely new way and you don’t mind the unexpectedness of it. not at all

[justangrymacaroni]

my playwriting mentor once showed me a concept for a play made by one of his former students. the play was about the romance between an airport gardener and an unlucky broadway dancer. it was a beautiful concept, and strangely heartbreaking. it was also one of the few mlm stories i’ve seen that wasn’t mainly concerned with one of the men’s deaths.

i never got to read the play itself, because the student passed away, apparently when he was far too young. i never met the student, but i think about him a lot. i would have loved to read his play.

i encourage you, especially if you’re gay, to please create your work. make that idea. get it on paper. even if it sucks, even if you hate it, please just do it. we don’t know how much time we have, and your art could mean something to someone you’ll never meet.