The Swan Caln

He/They I don’t know either

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[robertmitchum]

[tsanonnsfw]

oh God, that last one was incredible. Could you write more sounding? Like maybe Roman likes to wear a penis plug/chastity cage? or Logan's experimenting on one of them or himself? Or...or something like that?

Sounding is goood. This is in the impotent Logan verse except it’s Logince instead of Analogical. This one got long, sorry. 

- Little background for this verse: Logan and Roman were into each other, but Logan rebuffed Roman’s advances. Roman finally cornered him to find out why and discovered Logan’s secret: he can’t get hard. Roman tells him that doesnt’ matter, and that if Logan wants to be with Roman, well, Roman definitely wants to be with Logan. They’re slowly but surely learning what works for them, through a series of experiments. 

- Because Logan really likes to experiment. The biggest sex organ is the brain, and Logan loves to stimulate his by learning new ways to make Roman squirm and beg and plead. It gives him incredible amounts of pleasure to see Roman in full sub mode, and Roman, of course, loves being there. 

- Today they were in Roman’s room, and Roman was stretched out on his huge bed, his arms and legs secured to the bed posts with lengths of silken fabric. He was completely naked, and Logan, by contrast, was fully dressed–shirt tucked in, tie in place, belt buckled. The only thing he didn’t have on was shoes. 

- They started by making out, with Logan stretched out on top of Roman, his clothed body pressing against Roman’s naked one while they kissed. He’d rocked his hips gently against Roman’s eager erection, and Roman had bucked up in response even though the buckle of Logan’s belt was a little painful against the sensitive head of his cock (Roman likes a little bit of pain, and Logan is well aware of that). 

- But eventually Logan had decided to move them along, and had drawn away. He’d covered Roman’s eyes with a blindfold to enhance his senses, and then drew out a slim metal rod. 

- “I want you to tell me how this feels,” he murmured. “In detail, if you please.” 

- He settled himself primly between Roman’s legs, his legs folded beneath himself, and reached out to lift Roman’s cock so it was pointing up into the air. He then took the tip of the metal rod, which he’d carefully lubricated, and pressed it against the slit of Roman’s cock. 

- Roman drew in a hissing breath and released it on a grunt, his abdomen jumping in a spasm of surprise. “Oh!” 

- Logan smiled. They’d talked about doing this but this was their first time giving it a try, and so far, the results appeared most favorable. “Good?” he murmured, pausing there with only the barest fraction of the rod broaching the slit. 

- “Hngg…ye-ess…” Roman gritted, swallowing hard. “Oh…it’s…it’s strange, but…k-keep going…” 

- “Very well.” Logan did so, easing the rod bit by bit into Roman’s cock. Roman swallowed and grunted, making curious sounds of arousal and surprise as his throbbing cock slowly swallowed the rod. Soon, the rounded metal tip sat nestled at the head, and there were copious amounts of clear fluid oozing up and out around it as Roman’s cock pumped gobs of precum up around the intruding rod. 

- “How does it feel?” Logan murmured, feeling his own arousal make his words slower and lower-pitched than usual. 

- “Uhhhngghuhhh,” Roman groaned, mouth fallen open as his hips pumped up in tiny, slow little undulations, as if trying to fuck up into the rod that was penetrating him. “S’g…good…” 

- “Details, please.” 

“Looogann…” a whine.

- “Details.” 

- Roman sobbed, but nodded. “It was cold,” he whispered. “But not…not anymore. It was at first. Now it’s w-warm…feels so big in me, like it must be huge…” 

- It wasn’t, but Logan didn’t tell Roman that. He knew that size was relative, anyway. “Go on?” he murmured encouragingly. 

- “Uhhng…” Roman thrust his hips up again, and his cock swayed gently, the silver bobble at the tip gleaming and strands of clear fluid still leaking to dribble down the shaft. “Feels like…cock’s…getting fucked,” he panted. “Feels incredible, Lo…wish it could be you in me…” 

- “An…illogical request,” Logan said, but his voice was a little breathless nevertheless. Roman’s descriptions were always amazing, once he got going, and they left Logan feeling as thoroughly fucked as Roman always claimed to be, after one of their sessions. 

- “Still want it,” Roman moaned, panting now. “Want you to own me, Lo, every part of me. Want you to fuck me inside and out. God. Uhn…please…fuck my cock, Lo, please?” 

- Logan whimpered softly, though he covered it by clearing his throat, and reached forward, grasping Roman’s cock in one hand and taking the tip of the metal rod between his fingers. It was difficult to get a grip on at first, slippery as it was with fluids, but he managed after a moment. 

- “Like this?” he murmured, pulling the rod up a little bit, so it was about an inch out of Roman’s cock, then pushing it back in. 

- “Ah!” Roman shouted, arching a little. “Oh fuck! Again…again, Lo, please!” 

- Logan swallowed and did it again, sliding the smooth metal rod up and and down like a piston in and out of Roman’s cock. Roman sobbed, his hips hunching needily, He began to thrust in tiny little jerks, encouraging Logan’s movement with the rod by fucking himself on it. 

- “Yeah, yeah, yeah,” he grunted, voice breaking, and Logan had to swallow again, finding his mouth had filled with saliva. He gripped Roman’s cock in his hand and began to stroke lightly, squeezing a little. 

- “Ah! Yes!” Roman sobbed. “Feel it, when you–ah! –when you squeeze, Logan, I feel it in me, fuck feels so…!” 

- “Roman,” Logan breathed, his own heart pounding and his hands sweating a little. Roman could do such amazing things to him, truly. In his trousers, his limp cock ached and twitched ever so slightly; he squeezed his thighs around it, his own hips shifting a little as he watched the display in front of him. 

- “Gonna come, Lo,” Roman whined. “Gonna make me come by fucking my cock. Shit. Ah! Can’t…can’t stop it, Logan, can’t stop, can’t–ah!!” 

- Roman’s hips froze on the apex of a thrust, and his body curled in on itself, muscles straining as his cock jerked around the rod buried within it. As Logan watched, pearly fluid began too ooze out around the rod. It didn’t spurt the way Roman’s orgasms often did (relative distance of ejaculate was another experiment Logan had undertaken a number of times) but Logan supposed that had more to do with the rod currently blocking the exit. He drew it out slowly, and Roman wailed as he did so; when it finally pulled all the way free, a thick blurt of come followed, spilling warm and over Roman’s cock and dribbling down onto his belly. A few more pulses followed, before Roman’s cock finally quivered and stopped spilling, wilting a little to lay against Roman’s belly. 

- Logan loses a bit of himself then; he takes off his pants and knee-walks up to Roman’s head, straddling his chest and putting his limp cock across Roman’s lips. He lets the prince suck him mindlessly until his own orgasm shudders through his body as he grinds on Roman’s face. He fails to note the exact feel of Roman’s tongue at his slit, nor does he notice precisely how Roman manages to free his hands from his bonds–but he must, because at one point, the royal’s calloused palms are stroking his thighs, his ass, urging him to fuck Roman’s face–but all these details he can forgive, because the purpose of the experiment was the rod, after all. 

- And later, after they’ve cleaned up, after Roman has kissed him senseless and he’s tasted his own musk on Roman’s tongue; after they’ve cuddled and Roman has whispered words of love and praise against Logan’s neck, interspersed with tiny dotted kisses; after all that, Logan will faithfully record the results of the rod experiment in his log book. 

- And under ‘results,’ he’ll write a bold, confident, success, underlining it twice. 

[pwinceyroman]

logan may not think its his birthday but thats not gonna stop me from celebrating it

also bonus:

i dont live in america but i hope yall who do stay safe :(

[thatsthat24]

Hahah!! I love this 💙

[illogicallyinclined]

it’s Logan’s birthday again; work? don’t know her. all i know is Love Logan Sanders, Cherish Him, and Vote.

[thatsthat24]

PFFFFT this is amazing

[shiba-official]

You heard of Panic! At Disco, now get ready for

[byecolonizer]

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nba/2018/07/30/lebron-james-promise-school-akron-ohio/862159002/

Some people don’t understand how big this is, opening a school, especially a public one is a huge undertaking and even with LeBron money it’s costly.

It’s really nice to see black celebs and athletes actually show their support for the community, rather than sparing a few words about it.

[byecolonizer]

[biitumen]

excuse me mr fucking bezos??

[panswanical]

are you crofters because you're my jam

Oh hell yeah

[zipscribs]

a comic about someone who gets a visit from the reaper a bit sooner than expected, but has someone whos been waiting for them 

Hey, do you like my art? Help support me and buy me a coffee! ko-fi.com/zipper ❤️

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[zipscribs]

“What happens when someone dies, but they have no one there waiting for them yet?”

[zipscribs]

you are never truly alone

[deviantshunter]

i really love this so

suicide is never the answer. please push on. things do get better - i promise. 

[natsspammityspamspamham]

I READ THIS BEFORE IT GOT THE HAPPY COLOURED ENDING, AND IT’S GREAT. THANK GOODNESS FOR THE GOOD ENDING. 

[ilovethetalkingclock]

because i saw people rebloggin this without this perfect addition and it kinda made me mad

[tech--romancer]

IN GONNA CRY

[ashenstormfall-deactivated20240]

Re blogging this again because it’s beautiful

[infinitesimal-braincells]

I’M SOBBING

[sunshine-tattoo]

why y'all gotta make a bitch cry like this?

[thegreenpea]

I’m not crying. You are

[queenmj10-deactivated20200825]

I’m crying… This is so beautiful!!!😍😍😍😭😭😭

[whitepeopletwitter]

[4bsorb]

[youre-in-my-veins-you-fuk]

You never know if someone needs this. Reblog this, even if its not your ‘blog type’. Just do it.

[fuckyeahknbsnkygofree-yaoi-deac]

Yes, please reblog

[dendenmusume]

Do it. Now.

[alienpal]

i sat here and thought about reblogging this or not but then i realized how many people feel suicidal, and i  have too its not dan and phil but i could honestly care less, bc i rather have someone not die then make sure i strictly stay to my ‘blog type’ 

[lauriehalseanderson]

Blog type doesn’t matter. Caring for people does.

[typewrxter]

This isn’t my blog type but *deep inhale* 

SAVING SUICIDAL LIVES IS BETTER THAN KEEPING IT TO MY BLOG THEME SO DEAR YA’LL WHO ARE SUICIDAL I’M HERE SIS/BRO/SIBLING!! STAY STRONG!!

[macademmia-deactivated20260103]

everybody who reblogs this will get a terrible Sanders Sides pickup line in their inbox. every. single. fander. 

[obsessivetheo]

Give it

[panswanical]

Give

[portraitoftheoddity]

Sex stuff you probably won’t learn from fanfiction and/or porn:

Erotic fic and porn can be a lot of fun! But if you aren’t being provided with adequate sex ed through other channels (comprehensive sexual education, frank and open discussions with trusted adults, etc.), turning to fanfic and porn for your understanding of sex is gonna leave some major blindspots and may leave you with some unrealistic expectations. While there’s nothing wrong with these kinds of erotica, they are fictional and tend to leave out a lot of the more realistic, human parts of sex - they serve a great purpose, but that purpose isn’t primarily educational. The following is an incomplete list of some things you should probably know about sex that a lot of fic and porn tends to leave out:

It isn’t always super hot or super sweet. Sometimes it’s super silly. Or sometimes it’s sort of mundane and you’re both simply scratching an itch. That’s fine too. (Hell, sometimes you’re talking about comic books while boning and your partner is laughing that you’re getting REALLY ANGRY about spider-man while they’re going to town on you.)

You will probably not climax at the same moment. It’s a sweet idea, but extremely hard to coordinate, and if all your concentration is going into coming at the exact same moment, you’re probably not enjoying yourselves as much as you might. 

Sometimes bodies make weird, goofy noises. Squelching, slapping, air-escaping, un-sexy noises. It’s okay to laugh at this. 

Hell, it’s okay to laugh during sex in general.

Sometimes you fart. Sometimes you fart while someone is going down on you and it is embarrassing as hell. This isn’t the end of the world. Embarrassing body things happen. Heck, sometimes, with anal, there’s a little poo. You get over it.

Sometimes sex is… kinda bad? This doesn’t mean it’s assault, or something traumatic – sometimes it’s consensual but just kinda bleh and not what you hoped for. The best thing to do (if you’re talking about sex with a partner and not just a hook up who you can not call back) is talk to them about it. Figure out what went wrong, what you enjoy and what you don’t, and communicate what techniques you do and don’t like. Also don’t be afraid to stop someone in the middle of the sex act you’re not enjoying and offer guidance on how to help make it good for you too. (Side tip: masturbation makes great research into what you personally do and don’t enjoy sexually)

You won’t enjoy every sex act. Not every body is wired to find every thing pleasurable. You might find anal does nothing for you. You may find g-spot stimulation just makes you really anxious that you’re about to pee. You may not enjoy giving or receiving oral. You’re not broken if you don’t like something that every pornstar or smutty fanfic protagonist seems to have earth-shattering orgasms from. Everyone’s got nerve endings in a range of places – it’s quite literally, different strokes for different folks.

On that note, not all orgasms are earth-shattering. Sometimes it just feels warm and nice. That’s fine too. 

Sometimes, if you’re neutral on a sex act and your partner loves it, you can suck it up for them, and they’ll suck up something they’re not crazy about for your pleasure in return. But communicate preferences with each other! Know that when a partner does that thing you love that they don’t get much from, that it’s an act of care, and vice versa. 

Falling asleep in each other’s arms right after wild passionate sex seems really romantic, but dried and crusty fluids are gonna be a bitch in the morning. Also, after sex, you should both (regardless of your equipment) go pee to clear out the urethra of any gunk or bacteria to reduce risk of a UTI. 

Putting a towel down on the bed before sex means you don’t have to sleep on wet funky sheets. (it’s also verrrrrry useful for period sex if you or your partner menstruate.)

A lot of people don’t like dirty talk, or rough sex. Always ask first. (Fanfic on the whole does a better job than porn at showing communication, but a lot of it is still highly fictive on this point)

PROTECTION PROTECTION PROTECTION. Use condoms, dental dams, etc. not just to prevent pregnancy, but to reduce risk of STIs. (Yes, even couples with the same genitals who don’t need to worry about pregnancy).

Lube is great and very important, but random goopy things around you are not good lube. Random oils especially, since oil doesn’t flush out well and can trap bacteria inside the body – oil-based lubricant also degrades condoms. Use lube specifically designed for intimate purposes. Water-based and silicone-based lubes help sex feel really good!

Bigger isn’t necessarily better. A lot of people with vaginas don’t enjoy the feeling of being repeatedly punched in the cervix by a monster cock. Some people enjoy a larger size when being penetrated by an appendage or toy and some don’t.

Bodies are hairy. Genitals are hairy. You may get a pube stuck in your teeth at some point. If your partner is WAY fuzzier than porn ever led you to believe they’d be, well, that’s normal. 

Not everyone loves the taste of ejaculate. Sometimes it’s nasty (flavor tends to vary from person to person depending on their diet, but sometimes you just really don’t like it no matter what. Some of us hate the taste of peanut butter. People don’t always like things). It’s okay not to swallow, or to request a penis-having partner warn you so they don’t ejaculate in your mouth (in fact, it’s polite for them to do the latter). 

If you’re gonna have shower sex, get one of those rubbery mats for the shower floor that gives you traction, because otherwise it’s super embarrassing to call for an ambulance while dripping wet and naked because you slipped and accidentally broke something and your partner got a concussion while you were trying to bang in the shower. 

Moaning and screaming wildly during sex is fun but it will make the neighbors in the apartments adjacent to you hate you. Make choices accordingly. 

[the1918]

I have had many mutuals (adults both young and old) mention to me that they like reading my smut but have never had sex themselves and to those friends, I beg you: read this.

I myself learned about sex from fanfic and I wish someone had told me these things (esp. the bit about preventing UTIs— pee before you sleep! ESPECIALLY if you have a vagina but also if you have a penis! I had to end up the hospital with a kidney infection before I figured that part out)

[thegodswife-deactivated20210709]

also! sex is so much more awkward than you think it is! sometimes you look up at your penetrative partner and they’re making THE DUMBEST FACE YOU HAVE EVER SEEN and it just totally takes you out of the moment. or the cat jumps on the bed and starts licking your arm.

[jaehyutaeyong]

this 👏 is 👏 SO 👏 important!!!

[thehoneyedhufflepuff]

this this this this this this this this this THIS

I have tried to write sexy things on a more realistic side, but alas, I often (most of the time lol) get away from myself & write fantasy y'know? these things are all important, & I would like to emphasize the peeing after sex thing as so many others have done. the one & only time I didn’t pee after sex, I got a UTI & it was a bitch. do not recommend.

[godlessheathenhippie]

[diablosita-blog]

The Best Birth Control In The World Is For Men by Jon Clinkenbeard

If I were going to describe the perfect contraceptive, it would go something like this: no babies, no latex, no daily pill to remember, no hormones to interfere with mood or sex drive, no negative health effects whatsoever, and 100 percent effectiveness. The funny thing is, something like that currently exists.

The procedure called RISUG in India (reversible inhibition of sperm under guidance) takes about 15 minutes with a doctor, is effective after about three days, and lasts for 10 or more years…

Oh, and when you do decide you want those babies, it only takes one other injection of water and baking soda to flush out the gel, and within two to three months, you’ve got all your healthy sperm again.

The trouble is, most people don’t even know this exists. And if men only need one super-cheap shot every 10 years or more, that’s not something that gets big pharmaceutical companies all fired up, because they’ll make zero money on it (even if it might have the side benefit of, you know, destroying HIV).

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signal boost 

[beerinabox-deactivated20150120]

DUDE

[mustangheart]

dude

[gottawork-out-blog]

dude

[musingsandmurder]

DUDE

[cydie]

can this replace the normal contraception methods we have pls

[mx-zaftig]

This has existed for YEARS. They ran an article about it in WIRED magizine but I don’t think anyone read it .-.

[emilynstoryweb]

Maybe more reblogs then?  Up to a million at least.  We have this technology to get the word out and change the world.

[creamorsuga]

stop telling girls with thick thighs that they shouldn’t wear light wash jeans because they’re “unflattering.” stop telling short girls that they shouldn’t wear high-waisted jeans because they make them look shorter. stop telling girls with big thighs to stay away from baggy clothes and boyfriend jeans. stop telling petite girls they can’t wear capris. stop telling telling tall girls to avoid wearing heels so they won’t “intimidate” people. stop telling skinny girls to only wear tops that give them the illusion of having hips. stop telling girls with big boobs to avoid shirts and dresses without a waist. stop telling chubby girls to stay away from patterns and horizontal stripes. stop telling girls with cellulite to wear long shorts. stop telling short girls to wear heels and vertical stripes to make themselves look taller. stop telling pale girls they can’t wear warm colors and stop telling dark girls they can’t wear cool colors. stop telling girls to be ashamed of their body type.