Spaalon Babaguuscooties

They/she. 🏳️‍⚧️. 20s. Squishy nerd thing. Fiscally communist, socially anarchist.

[crossroadsbishounen]

dave and busters what the fuck is a sticky creebler

[stickycreebler]

First of all put some respect on my name

[crazysodomite]

flies towards you loudly and stings you painfully many times for no reason

[crazysodomite]

i dont even want to do this

[barelysusan]

happy pride month

[snaillesnaille]

streets and sodium lights

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[thecryptkeeper]

[choko-predap-first-bloom]

Hi, i dont go here, but i found out about the HDG fandom, i just have something to ask since you seem to a fan,dont you think its a little weird the community your is based of autogynephilic drugging slavery rape fantasies?

i want you to think about it for a good second, is this what you want your interest to be? is this what you want to be known for? For being apart of a “fandom” that is essentially apart of the problem of the desentization/romantization of rape,slavery, and forced transition without consent?

Rubbing my big fat Affini belly

Oh goodness petal... I'm so full of rape, slavery, and "autogynephilia"...

Gives it a slap making it jiggle

But I simply must have one of those "forced transition without consent" delicacies... ough... with a little drugging on top if it's not too much trouble...

[october-val]

Affini who’s injectors leak a little when they see you. Send post

[bees-with-swords]

"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

[hearnoweevil]

Last year I finally had an excuse to illustrate this simple little Tumblr story I've had bookmarked forever for class.

I hope you like it :]

[salamanding]

waiting room at the sci-fi future elective surgery clinic

version with thought bubble + fundraiser for my gender-affirming surgery which inspired the creation of this piece.

[chubbygoddessathena]

I wish all trans folk a very: get fatter get fatter get fatter get fatter get fatter

[paraleporid]

This world you’re living in is not a place for someone like you. Come on, let us take you home.

@october-val

[jareckiworld]

Jiang Miao — Heavenly Eyes (acrylic on wooden board, carving, 2025)

[waypup]

Mechsplo is kiki

HDG is bouba

i will not elaborate

[fangorn-forest]

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

[that-house]

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

[that-house]

all of our trobles seem so small from up here

[contemptible-scoundrel]

ugh. fine. I guess I'm sorry for crashing my marvelous flying contraption into your stupid dog. whatever

[fagsex]