♥ Give it to me ♥

The names Panty, boys. Famous Angel who doesn't fuck around, rounding up Ghosts and dick.

[gothicswords-blog]

+ Gimme something sweet +

A loud groan erupted from Stocking’s stomach as she clutched Honekoneko to her chest tightly, lips forming into a permanent frown. Why in the fuck had she agreed to attend school once more? Pondering over the question as she roamed the halls in search of the cafeteria, the ‘angel’ soon found her answer. It was so… Quiet. Peaceful. Panty wasn’t in the room next to hers fuckin’ the brains outta some guy. Garterbelt wasn’t screaming at them to get up and go fight ghosts and Chuck wasn’t… Doing whatever the Fuck he normally did. Perhaps this had been the best idea of her life! 

The girl would have grinned had her stomach not roared once more, causing the girl to clench her fists tightly around Honekoneko. 

“Where the fuck are the sweets around this goddamn shit-hole!?” She spat out bitterly, as if losing her temper would miraculously give her the answer to her question. If she was lucky enough, perhaps it would. Perhaps someone would over-hear her and come to her aid. 

[pantiesaplenty]

Panty knew class wouldn't really be an option here--she knew ever since she arrived. In fact, she was surprised no one had  given her shit for it, you'd think she was just lucky. But hell, she didn't feel lucky. She was bored as shit.

Not to mention the blonde hadn't gotten one lay since she got here, can you believe!? That was--what, 3? 4 hours without sex?  Unbelievable. 

Now totally bummed, Panty sulked down the hallways of Tancho. That is, until she heard a familiar whine. She followed the voice and stomach growls, until she had finally found what she was looking for.

"Well if it isn't my favorite bitch."

[titusflatchestxius]

dont tell me you would deny free food;

It was another one of those celebrations, where people got up and together to have fun by doing these various fun activities. Laughter and getting along, things like that while being able to get such a good view of the scenery around. Spring had came into play and that meant not only would the outside lifestyle change, it meant people would succumb to those allergies and needing to wear different articles clothing to match the respective weather. There was so much to do around this time and while others would have indulged in planning, starting something and even spending time with the fun the school gave at this festival per say— Titus decided to do the same thing. There was something about free food and even in his usual demeanor, he wouldn’t have been so crazy about the fact that it was free but he was hungry this go round.

Hanging around the tables where all the food was placed, had the blonde grabbed various utensils to start placing food on a plate he had picked up. He wasn’t picky about what was set out, but he knew he was going to enjoy this. Not taking any longer had the male made two plates, both just for him. He wasn’t going to let any of it go to waste, not over his dead body! All this good food was too himself and after he finished indulging in that, he would go do something else.

Much to his dismay had he soon learned that, he couldn’t finish both plates since he became full off the first one. Now what he couldn’t do was let the food go to waste so taking a few moments to spot someone out the corner of his eye had he quickly walked over to them. Holding out the plate with a smile on his face.

❝Excuse me, would you want this? I’ve seemed to have grown full so—❞ A chuckle leaving from him. He had to get rid of it or something, it would just be so rude to throw away food that the people within the school had worked so hard on.

[pantiesaplenty]

Festivals were never really Panty's thing. Crowded as hell, filled with old sweaty men and creepy carnies, and rip off games. She never truly experienced a school ran festival, but it seemed pointless. Who gave a shit if some cherry blossoms started falling? Not to mention, bouncy castles. Why go on one of those if you could be bouncing on something else, if you know what I mean. 

--Her less then appropriate thoughts were interrupted by a weird looking squirt. 

Panty looked over her shoulder in disgrace. What the hell was it with kids in this damn school and them talking to her all the time? Was she a kid magnet? Cause she didn't fucking dig that. 

It seemed he was offering her food..? Without a word, she snatched the food covered plate from his hands and took a large bite.

Only to gag afterwards. 

"Eugh--!! This is some sweet shit! You trying to fucking poison me? I'll blow yer brains out!" The blonde yelled, spitting whatever the shit she put in her mouth on the ground. She spat out the last of it, giving the bringer of bad food a disapproving look.

"This tastes like a strudel's abortion." 

[fashionablyhomeless-blog]

① cryin' in cyan

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Seeing that the guns were put away a…and taking their odd transformation into lingerie as a trick of the light, Garry slowly moved his hands away from his rose. Curious why he even felt the need to protect it; there was just something about it in the back of his head that screamed of the utmost importance to him.

Garry watched cautiously as the girl approached him. Though it seemed that she bared no ill-will towards the artist, he couldn’t help but feel just a little apprehensive. This actually felt very familiar to him. There was an air around the girl that Garry was certain he’d been through before. There was another itch nagging him to run away before the girl started chasing him. He’d have to one day figure out what was behind this fear of being chased—especially since he was sure that this was a new development, he definitely hadn’t been like this before. 

“Sure…?” But he was being ridiculous. What was the worse that could happen? For all he knew, this young girl was going to teach him breathing exercises. “What exactly did you have in mind?”

[pantiesaplenty]

Panty gave him a look. He knew what she was talking about, right? She may have not said it in exact words, but it was pretty obvious what the hell she was initiating here. This guy couldn't be that dense, right? Even Geek Boy would have figured that out...eventually, anyways.

Pft, no, of course he understood! This guy was a man of age. Mature. He was probably just playing along, some freaky nasty roleplay shit. Ok, yeah. Panty could get into that. She wiped the drool with the back of her hand and got just the tiniest bit closer to the man. 

"C'mon, Big boy, I think you know what comes next..." She whispered in response. Her arms snaked around him--at some point she had crawled over, and was now sitting comfortably on his lap, her face moving closer and closer to his.

[justgoggleit]

case #1 how to make a scene

[justgoggleit]

Bossun’s crying turned to a different variety as shots were fired at his precious bum. Over 200 chapters and not one of them could have prepared the club chief from this vicious onslaught. By the time the third shot had run, Bossun couldn’t continue on; he lifted himself up from his growing pool of tears, a long string of ‘ow’s pouring out of his mouth, and swiftly turned to face his attacker.

“PLEASE CEASE THIS COURSE OF ACTIO—”

Wait a second………..

No, but this couldn’t really be…

No no no no. They would never become that kind of manga!! There was no wa—

“WHY DID YOU TAKE YOUR PANTIES OFF?!”

[pantiesaplenty]

Wha--Jesus! Did he understand a word she was saying!? Mother fuck--

" I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP!!" She yelled in return, punching the screamer upside the head. Seriously, annoying as hell! Her ears were practically bleeding! 

Panty didn't know what the hell got this kid so excited all the damn time, but if he didn't at least tone it down a notch she was gonna rip that pretty little mouth off his fucking face.

"Jesus, kid, you act like you've never seen a pair before."

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[kokumakuma]

[pantiesaplenty]

♥ where the fuck ♥ [open]

[twoblizzards]

No, no. He was over thinking the whole deal! He was the captain at Hakuren Junior High anyway, despite that soccer club being a bit weak and unnoticeable  he had experience. What was there to worry about? High School wasn’t Junior High, yes, and he would definitely have to build up from the bottom since there weren’t many members. He could do this though.

Enough of that though! Being a gentleman towards any lady came before soccer. Someone seemed troubled, so he just had to help this stranger!

“Cherry… Boy?” He frowned, and was denied. He blinked at such insults, but he didn’t show that he was actually insulted by the other’s hostility [he was more confused than anything]. That was rather rude! Although, it wasn’t as if Fubuki was going to urge her to accept his help. He had to admit he was a bit disappointed.

The ace striker was about to turn, then leave, but it seemed like the blond changed her mind about it. Fubuki began to have mixed feelings about all of this, but he couldn’t just leave now. 

“Ah… Thank you, I suppose..” he nodded. Why did she want out though? Fubuki didn’t quite get it, “If you just enrolled why do you want to get out so quickly? Do you not like school?” He wouldn’t be surprised. This place wasn’t like Hakuren Junior High where there was an ice rink in the front of the school, and a place to snowboard in the back. It was really great, and Fubuki was always goofing off in the snow a lot. This place could be a bit bland, but maybe he had to give this place some time.

“I could show you the entrance though, and other places if you need help with that too. Just name it.”

[pantiesaplenty]

" Probably cause I look hot as hell in this uniform.  I'm like, a principals wet dream or something. Yeah, I fucking love school."

"''Course I don't like school! I mean, I don't even know why the shit I came here either. Do you!?" Panty grumbled. She'd love to say it was for potential hot sex, but was that really the reason? I mean sure, those are her thoughts a good 80% of the time, but for some reason she felt that wasn't why she enrolled.  It was like this school brainwashed her and made her come.  Or some shit like that, anyway.

Even so, Panty was a little grateful and surprised to this little shit's sudden dedication to helping her out. It was kind of endearing.

"Whatever. Get me the hell outta here."

[pantiesaplenty]

(( hey you guys!! im about to get to all the replies i owe, but i'm still down to start new threads and what not!?! yeah! so hmu if you're interested or something. yeah yeah ))

[fashionablyhomeless-blog]

① cryin' in cyan

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Another scream died out in Garry’s throat once a gun was brandished on him. By instinct, he recoiled and covered the blue rose pinned to his lapel. This was worse than he could have imagined, it was true that some part of him was expecting some kind of a chase scene, but this was completely unacceptable. He was on a school, wasn’t he? Even if he weren’t panicking, Garry wouldn’t have been able to come up with an explanation for this. His fretting eventually ceased when he realized… she wasn’t shooting at him.

“W-well…” the artist trailed off. His visible eye was glued at the decorated guns in the girl’s hands; it was hard to come up with any kind of excuse when he was looking into a barrel. Hell, it was hard thinking in anything outside of just vowels. He couldn’t even protest against the nickname. “…yes.” 

[pantiesaplenty]

Didn't seem all too bad, now that Panty really got a look at the scene. No one was in trouble and this guy didn't look the least bit threatening.  She let backlace turn back into it's regular form, swinging the panties on her finger.

"Well you better calm it the hell up, dude! I almost broke a sweat because a'you!" Panty half shouted. The nerve of this dude, seriously. Wanting a closer look, the blonde advanced towards mysterious looking man. However, on closer inspection..

She noticed this guy was hot as hell.

'Oh yeah, I'd definitely play rocking chair with your face.' She thought to herself. Not to mention he didn't even reek of the usual douche vibes Panty usually picked up! That was always a major plus. Although, this guy screamed prude.

"Damn, sir." She articulated, her tone of voice completely changing to something different. It was more breathy, her lips pouting ever so slightly. She knelt down in front of the stranger, her pose only slightly suggestive (gotta give a show, am I right?) almost innocent. " You're looking a little heightened right now. Need someone to calm you down? I got some pretty good techniques."

[pantiesaplenty]

♥ where the fuck ♥ [open]

[misterpiano-deactivated20150520]

[ Go to Japan and get hired as a teacher at some school there, it’ll be fun. It’ll be an adventure! Thin fingers moved to pinch the bridge of his nose, knocking his glasses down some. I can’t even find my classroom half the time, let alone the staff room! ]

[ Even his triple shot wouldn’t help John now! Quickly bounding turn after turn, he heard what sounded like the far off voice of someone swearing. It was a school, so that wasn’t anything new, right? ]

 ❝Ugh, where am I ––– FUCK.❞

[ BAM! Colliding hard into something or someone, John heard before he saw the blur that was himself and whoever the ‘far off voice’ was smashing into the ground, iced coffee spilling over the both of them. ]

[ Following the gasp of the unclear stranger was the sickening sound of his glasses hitting the floor. Well, at least that explained his lack of vision. Scrambling for his vision first, the staff member found himself staring at the other, his now wet glasses slipping down almost immediately after application. Not only did he hurt someone, he hurt a girl. ]

 ❝Haha, um… jinkies?❞

[ Nice save, John. ]

[pantiesaplenty]

She fell with a crash and a squeak, landing straight on her ass. Fucking perfect, this is a great! Nerd bombers getting in her way and pushing her down and--was that a fucking coffee stain? 

For a few moments, Panty glared daggers at the perpetrator. She soon calmed herself down, breathing in deeply and then--

Whipping out her gun and shooting the hell out of this sick bastard. This fucking school was filled with mofo's. Naturally she wouldn't be killing him anytime soon, but it'd bring a smile to her face if she could at least inflict a little (or a lot) of pain. This uniform was new, damn it!

"YOU MOTHERFUCKER! THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!? TAKE YOUR HEAD OUTTA YER ANUS AND WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING! FUCKWIT."

The blonde was left panting after the sudden out burst, slowly collecting herself from off the floor. Jinkies her fine hot ass. 

"...You're totally getting me a new fucking uniform, sphincter." Haven't used that one in a while. " You know who the hell I am? You owe me!"

[pantiesaplenty]

♥ where the fuck ♥ [open]

[boku-no-ochinchin-blog]

Pico felt like eating lunch alone today. He really didn’t want to have to talk to people while he was eating, because his lunch had the potential of getting pretty messy, so he opted to sit out in an empty hallway after class sometime. He’d just finished his sandwich and was moving on to some Go-gurt. These are some of the tastiest things, and they’re very portable so they’re perfect for lunch!

The only problem was, when you squeeze too hard or move your hand too fast, the yogurt squirts out faster than you can swallow and cause problems. And that’s what inevitably happened. Believing himself to be totally alone, Pico was completely caught off guard when he heard the girl’s voice echo down the halls. Out of surprise, he squeezes the tube of the Go-gurt, and thick, pink liquid comes squirting out onto his face.

“A-aaaaah—!!!”

He tries to wipe it off, but it doesn’t help too much. The napkin he brought with him is now saturated with yogurt, and his face feels all sticky. Not all the yogurt is gone either—there’s a tiny bit in his hair, and on the side of his lip. Man. He definitely wasn’t expecting someone to come by then!

[pantiesaplenty]

At first the blonde wasn't too surprise upon hearing such lewd sounds. For one, this was a fucking high school. Prestigious school or not, horny teens are gonna get at it.

What she wasn't ready for however was some fucking shotacon spewing candy man's jizz all over themselves. Ew. They're not even trying to clean it up?! Panty gave a quick look of disgust and obvious annoyance. 

"Hey cum-breath, wanna fuckin' not? Getting hella uncomfortable over here, brah."  And that's fucking saying something. "At least lick that shit up, s'what I always do." 

[pantiesaplenty]

♥ where the fuck ♥ [open]

[twoblizzards]

“What should I do…” The silver-haired boy mumbled, as he was seated on one of the benches outside in Tancho. He closed his eyes for a moment, and sighed, how troublesome. He really needed help finding members for the soccer club, but he just didn’t know what he could do to attract members. This was the main reason why he was nervous about being a captain here. He should’ve trusted someone like Endou to be captain for him, but he wasn’t here! It made him really anxious, but maybe it was good for him to step outside of the box a bit, and he the captain? He’d have to see because his efforts aren’t paying off too well right now.

“Maybe… Fliers?” He looked up at the sky, and leaned to the side a bit, “Maybe… Hmm” He noticed others wanted to sit at the bench but Fubuki’s bag was taking up some space. He hurriedly snatched it, and stood. With a bow to apologize he walked off.

He was on break for a bit so maybe he could do something useful before his classes started again. Although, before he could figure out what he could do, something already popped up. A blonde, openly calling out for some help [he guessed] with a question. The ace striker blinked, well, he supposed he could help!

“Excuse me?” He asked, “You’re at Tancho Academy. Ah- you’re new here, are you?” It was only an educated guess. It was pretty obvious, “Do you need some help?”

[pantiesaplenty]

Who the hell was this? Why were there babies in this school anyway? Was that shit allowed? This kid couldn't be over 12. It was bad enough with creepy teacher hitting on teenagers, she didn't even want to imagine what kind of freaky shit went on with this twink--Jesus fuck. 

"Kay thanks cherry boy, but I know where the hell I am. Do me a solid and fuck off." She casually flipped the young boy off, not knowing what the hell that was about. God damn, was she a celebrity here too? Did he know who she thought she was? Panty Anarchy, mother fucker better recognize!

Within seconds she had turned around and wiped the boy clear from memory. In all honesty, she kind of forgot what the fuck she was doing in the first place. 

What did he even say..? Something about help--Oh.

Rewind.

"Y'know babe, by fuck off I mean I'd love some help. Yer positively adorable. " Not that I'd mount that or anything. I'm not creepy, god damn it! "Now, how the hell do I get outta this place?"

[justgoggleit]

case #1 how to make a scene

Alone. He was alone again. Despite being in the midst of the ongoing traffic of students hurrying on to their lunch spots, Bossun had never felt so alone. Without his otaku and yankee sidekicks by his side, the young leader had found himself at a crossroads between crying grossly and attempting to hold it in before crying grossly. He had to flatter himself for going with the second route. But of course, he had no other option except to take the second one. Bossun was a main character after all, he had a responsibility to be… cool… and… t..oug…h…

He had to…—

Bossun frantically shook his head, forcing his train of thought to come to a halt. The best thing to do in this situation was to clear his head and think of something new. At that moment, Bossun’s inner mind theater opened up.

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[pantiesaplenty]

It didn't take long for Panty's poor eardrums to burst upon hearing some weird ass mating call.

“SWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!! HIMEKOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!”

What the actual Christ. How many screamers were there at this damn school!? Unless some horny adolescent is shoving it up your coochie (Or the corn hole, if you're into that. No judges here.) keep it the hell down! Somebody needs some inner-fucking-peace.

With a striking curiosity streak, Panty checked the scene. She was greeted by some pre-teen blubbering all over himself. Gee, what a fucking turn on. More like annoying as fuck. 

"Holy hell, shut the fuck up." Followed by a shot from her gun, not like it'd harm him too much--When did she take her panties off? 

[fashionablyhomeless-blog]

① cryin' in cyan

For the life of him, Garry couldn’t figure out what he was doing in a school. It had been years since he last stepped foot on such an institution and the uncertainty of his whole situation was mind-boggling. He couldn’t even remember coming here. He could barely remember what he was doing before he’d arrived at this school. Something about a museum. And a rose. And a little girl… 

Suddenly, a rustling appeared through the surrounding foliage. It started off quietly, something that he could have easily missed, but soon enough the rustling seemed to get louder and louder and louder. With each passing second, Garry could feel his anxieties welling up inside of him. Had he been of stable mind, he would’ve thought it unreasonable to get so nervous over a sound, but there was a nagging voice inside of his head telling him that he needed to run away. That something dangerous would appear to chase him. 

“GYAAAAAAA-!!” He shrieked the most ladylike shriek that could have come from a fully grown man. Garry hastily took a couple of steps back, tripping over a loose root and falling right on his butt. The young man heaved in as many shallow breaths as his lungs could handle in an attempt to calm himself down. And… it was just a cat. A yellow cat in a hat with a peculiarly sour face. The cat seemed to stare at Garry, almost gauging him, before giving an unimpressed snort and walking away. 

That was embarrassing. It was a good thing that no one was around to see that. Or at least, that’s what Garry thought until a second round of rustling reached his ears. Body tensed, Garry stood up shakily, hoping that it was just the cat coming back to be haughty. “W… Who’s there?” 

[pantiesaplenty]

Panty whipped her head around at the sound of that high pitched squawk. Hell knows she's heard those before, and we're talking outside the bedroom. Some poor girl was out there and she was in a shit load of trouble. To be honest, Panty didn't give much of a fuck, but if there was a fight going down, what better to do then get in on it? She wasn't doing anything better.

Um. Just kidding! She was an angel, after all. Helping those in need and shit..! Yeah, that was her deal.

She heard it from near by, her heels clacking some more when she ran down the hall. The blonde snaked out of her panties, getting backlace ready. Her breathes turning into huffs, she aimed her gun and--What the fuck?

"Um."

What the shit fuck? Who was this guy? Where's the chick? 

"I'mma take that was your little scream, peaches."

[pantiesaplenty]

[pantiesaplenty]

♥ where the fuck ♥ [open]

Her name was Panty Anarchy and she had no idea why the hell she was back in school. 

When she first found the letter, she couldn't have given less of a fuck. With her usual schedule of fucking up ghosts, then fucking up guys, there'd be no time for actually attending school. The very thought was exasperating, for the love of god.

However...eventually, she ended up going. Yeah, it confused her just as much as it confuses you. Panty wasn't one for prestigious schools. That's half the reason she was kicked out of heaven. Like a game of hide the finger and under the table blowjobs weren't "acceptable on school grounds"--load'a bullshit. 

Either way, she was here by some miraculous reason. Walking down the halls, she noticed it was pretty classy. Naturally she had no intention of going to class today. Stockin' wasn't even here! It shouldn't be too bad though. There might even be less douchey fucknuts in this school. Better, nicer guys then the ones from Daten City.

Her heels clicked as she walked, keeping an eye out through her shades for any eye-candy, if y'know what I'm saying. In the end, though she winded up falling far from the crowed. Where the hell was she, anyway? Fuck. 

Panty looked around, scratching her blonde hair. “Jesus shit, where the hell am I now?” She voiced openly.

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