[hitmewithcute]

A guide dog getting adorably excited about being able to pick out his own toy from the pet store

[hitmewithcute]

The most wintery awoo

[thoughts-in-shower]

Cars should have two horns: one is a “nice” one, the other is a “mean” one.

[thoughts-in-shower]

You will never be as young as any photo of yourself.

[somecutething]

Owner fell asleep with her phone in her hand and the lights on again.

[thoughts-in-shower]

They should make the bachelor but instead of a guy it’s a dog and it’s 16 families competing to be his new home.

[somecutething]

Sound on!! 😂😂😂

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts!

[thoughts-in-shower]

Spacesuits are literally made to protect astronauts from nothing

[thoughts-in-shower]

Nothing is on fire, fire is on things.

[hitmewithcute]

Happy hops, tiny taps.

[pantlesspancakes]

For the taps

[newestvegas]

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

[hummingbird-hooligan]

This show is fucking brilliant.

[laughing-llama]

did everyone else read that in his voice

[xuexiblr]

Hi! Can i ask for any books or online resource on learning how to write in chinese?

Hello!

I would really recommend the app Daily Mandarin because it forces you to remember the character in stroke order (linked is a website with the rules of stroke order). Also, dictionaries such as Yellow Bridge and Pleco have animated directions of stroke order to help you write the character.

I hope Daily Mandarin supports all devices, it's amazing— super convenient, especially if you want to study on the go.

Also here is a website with customizable hanzi (character) grids, you can print out and trace over the character & practice.

With a lot of repetition, you'll master those characters. Good luck!

[anxietyproblem]

[pantlesspancakes]

This makes me so happy. Thank you

[chadgamer]

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

[lesbianredpanda]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[martian-martian-martian]

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

[hzs-modblog]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[lawbreaker13]

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

[dreamsanddabs]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

[ineedtostopchangingmyusername]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB…

[lawbreaker13]

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

[theswedishelf]

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

[officialunitedstates]

nebraska will be the first to fall

[pantlesspancakes]

Good

[somecutething]