papaasaka

searching for joe. or not.

[papaasaka]

how avant-garde. give the artist a state pension!

[papaasaka]

french men in uniform...s'il vous plait!

[papaasaka]

tonight, i received the tightest hug a boss ever gave me. i did not get an erection. so that's good. 👉👌

[papaasaka]

i am in paris and i ate a chocolate macaron. it was good. all is well. that's all.

[papaasaka]

"will you do a lingerie shoot with me? i have been working out!"

sure.

"i got nice walls and big windows."

good.

"my boyfriend doesn’t mind getting naked for you."

ah.

"his is not so big but it’s beautiful. he’s dutch."

okay. cool.

[papaasaka]

it's 28 january and this bad boy just got chucked out. if only he could talk.

[papaasaka]

"it doesn't look very appetizing. it's pale." "the sauce is nice, trust me." "oh yeah. it is nice." "we got yoghurt for dessert." "okay."

[papaasaka]

'would you like to double your donation to our charity,' she asked. i closed my browser after i said 'yes'. choices, choices.

[papaasaka]

it's -3c and i wouldn't mind living in these uggs. i'll serve earl grey to whomever decides to drop by. got an extra room, anyway.

[papaasaka]

found this ancient treasure tonight and started reading it. after 3 years of reading on my kindle, holding this felt like a strange experience. i spent a few minutes fanning the pages close to my nose. i want that old book smell as my perfume.

[aberlad]

When you’re checking out a guy and they see you…

[papaasaka]

looking for joe.

this was the email i sent to the private detective i wanted to sign up to look for my elusive father, joe:

hi xxxxxxx,

to answer your questions:

1. i have never met my father. i know his name and where he used to work. From what I understand, he worked there until his retirement. 

2. purpose---i want to at meet him at least once in my life and get over it. his phone number will be fine with me. 

3. no, i don't need you to take pictures of him from a distance or anything like that, but a confirmation whether he's still alive or not would be great as well.

4. you may not talk to him and he must not know that I came to you for help.

p.

[papaasaka]

keep off hairy men, i say. they’re mine.

[papaasaka]

he made me think of my life’s priorities, if only for a second.

i turned around and got myself two tubs of greek yoghurt.

[papaasaka]

only jesus gives peace. my muji aromatherapy diffuser does it for me.

[papaasaka]

"i want it short, but not too short please...but no, you can cut more, yes, and the sides, just a little bit of difference, please."

[papaasaka]

at work, i told the story of a guy i was having sex with. i was rubbing our penises together and he had his eyes closed. i guess it felt so good that he arched his back. and farted. i soldiered on, pretending not to have heard the sound. but i could not ignore the feeling of a ball of warm air hitting my leg. i had to smile.