Sorry for the delay. Bit of writers block recently. More to come! #Slooots #PapaBakes
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Sorry for the delay. Bit of writers block recently. More to come! #Slooots #PapaBakes
There is no home, there is no safe.
Lil Freestyle for y'all. I forgot to tell the story that I mentioned in the middle, but it's not that good anyway. Basically, a girl fucked me and then stole two of my credit cards. Even after a day of credit card fraud, she still wasn't my most expensive date, so honestly it's probably a wash.
I may write about it later.
Ummm... Whatever it's something. Nobody read into this, everybody go away. Also fuck you Danny.
Made this a couple nights ago about the picture below:
This is only the beginning. Don't sleep (I know you won't).
xoxo, -Bakes
Raps and songs. No whistling though. Shouts to Chipmunk (whoever they are) and big up to stealing from Chris Brown.
I swear I'm not high at all in this video. WARNING **ADULT CONTENT KIND OF** I guess more like WARNING **POSSIBLE EUPHEMISMS**
Odd future beat. Taco fo life, bitch.
Not much else to say here. If you like this, show others my Tumblr? Is that how Tumblr works?
This one goes out to Jon Ryan, obviously. Thanks for supporting Papa Bakes' first music video "Relatable Guy" like 40 years ago. Sorry I missed your perk, brah.
Big up to Justin Bieber, as always, no hate. Good luck with that DUI, buddy.
Big up to freestyling instead of going out in search of Walmart moms.
Check this actual morning rap. Official Time? 7:54amPST. Yeah. Eat that.
Beyonce beat so... you're welcome everybody (including haters), and... I talk about a lion for a second.
Love,
-Bakes
Juan Ponce De Leon discovered Florida. Enjoy!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Ponce_de_Le%C3%B3n
Actually, this may be the start of something... maybe I'll rap about him at length tomorrow with real information! Maybe not.
-Bakes
Enjoy Slurm, everyone. It's addictive and stuff.
Come to think of it, this song is a little like a toned down version of "Gone" by N*Sync. NOTHING!! Just saying though, seriously.
Oh and it was Pane Pane in Seattle near 4th and Union. DOPE Sandwiches. http://www.yelp.com/biz/pane-pane-sandwiches-seattle?nb=1
Welcome to Wakey, Wakey, Eggs and Bakey. I attempted to upload all of my "Kickstarter Morning Rap Saga" so you could see where this all began, but Tumblr has some random video limits, so you only get the first one... and now, THIS!
-Bakes
Kickstarter Morning Rap #1