Dedicated To The Stupid Shit My Friends Say

Nick: 24//Aquarius//Loves Bitches Vanessa:19//Libra// Sad Bitch Jio:18//Taurus//Cat Bitch Ashley:18// Gemini//White Bitch

[papaschildren]

It’s not about the cheese, it’s about what it represents

-Nick

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V: “how many jobs you have?!?”

Nick”....I need to pay for my porn subscriptions”

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Ashley

“My favorite drink is Nicks period blood”

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Nick when he cleaned his car:

I half assed it but it’s enough for a dicking

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Nick

“Peen was so good she got obsessed”

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Jio: “ur mom”

V:”but you like my mom”

J:”....that’s true I do like your mom....I take it back”

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Vanessa: “Get on my level bitch”

Friend: “I know your penis is small and that’s alright”

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Jio

“I knew some gay shit was coming my way”

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V

“I wonder what part of evolution made girls have dicks and gu- wait”

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V: “wanna say some more shit bit-“

J:”Pee is stored in the balls”

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Jio

“My back hurts from carrying this fat pussy all day”

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*jio on the phone after falling asleep on the phone*

Jio: *in sleepy voice because he just woke up* “Did I Snore?”

Vanessa: Uhm.. well there was this one sound but it didn't sound human so I just assumed it was you idk

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J: “What time are you going to sleep”

V:”what time is it”

J:”7:5-

V:”I don’t really know”

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J: “Sometimes I look at a normal Instagram post and just think “omfg you’re so fucking annoying”

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J:”You know the color maroon”

V:”Yeah”

J:”It’s navy red”

V:”Get away from me please”

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Jio:

“I asked for memes and I got dumb shit”

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Jio: “why is my grandma here”

Nick:”Tell her to get the fuck out”