made another one of these alignment charts but this time it’s with books from my professor’s summer reading list

Love Begins
trying on a metaphor
Mike Driver

if i look back, i am lost

Discoholic 🪩

Andulka
hello vonnie
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation

shark vs the universe
taylor price
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

JVL
todays bird

Janaina Medeiros
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Monterey Bay Aquarium

JBB: An Artblog!
sheepfilms
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@paperback-wishes
made another one of these alignment charts but this time it’s with books from my professor’s summer reading list
Fictional Men Ranked Least to Most Likely to Eat Pussy
When I’m bored my powers turn to evil. Happy to announce that @earlymodernlesbian is not only is an enabler but wrote a gay companion piece which you can and should read here!!!!
10. Mr. Rochester — Jane Eyre
No chance of oral here. Sorry, I don’t think he puts Jane first once in this book. She’s too busy being a ministering angel to ever consider anything above and beyond her wifely duty and I don’t think Rochester ever really stops being a narcissist long enough to consider her desires or even, you know, her life. I bet his french mistress asked him to do it once and he was like “ew, no”
9. Rhett Butler — Gone With the Wind
Rhett says shit like “you ought to be kissed and by someone who knows how,” and then I bet would go down on you one time just to show you what you were missing out on, and then he’d tease you about how much you liked it for months afterwards and refuse to do it again. Imagine how much more normal Scarlett might have been if she was getting regular oral.
8. Konstantin Levin — Anna Karenina
Definitely knows about eating pussy and can’t stop thinking about it. I think he might even shamefully obsess about it in conjunction with his dirty peasant laborer fantasies. However, he also has the ascetic monk thing going on so I bet he hardcore represses his desires to actually do it. That being said, I think if he ever got over himself he’d be way into it.
7. Mr Darcy — Pride and Prejudice
I’m not convinced Mr. Darcy even knows going down on girls is a thing, but once Bingley had filled him in I bet he would try it. Elizabeth I’m sure would not object but I can’t see this happening more than once or twice.
6. Oliver Mellors — Lady Chatterley’s Lover
Mellors has the distinct advantage and disadvantage of being the only character from a book that actually describes sex acts. If it was based solely on what he said (being turned on by getting women off, not shutting up about Connie’s ass, talking about how much he wants a “real” woman with a “real” body), I’d say absolutely he wants to get down there and would use the cringiest words possible to describe it. However, they textually do almost everything else so I feel like if he ate her out DH Lawrence would have told us 😔
EDIT: he goes down on her in the most recent movie!!! vindicated
5. Jonathan Harker — Dracula
Jonathan is obsessed with Mina (rightfully) and loves her to the end of the earth, so of course he’d do anything for her, including eat her out. However, there’s so much putting women on goddess pedestals in Dracula that he might just like, repeatedly kiss her between her legs and and be like, “am I doing this right?” and Mina would be like “I love you so much Jonathan” but she wouldn’t actually get off, you know?
4. Heathcliff — Wuthering Heights
Someone who is willing to dig up your grave would definitely be down to lick your pussy. Cathy and Heathcliff are so rabid about each other I bet oral is like, one of the least weird things they would have done to each others bodies if they had the chance
3. Gabriel Oak — Far from the Madding Crowd
Not intimidated by Bathsheba’s independence and position of power. Could take care of her and spoil her if she ever let him and they both know it. Plus, not afraid to get down and dirty and do farm work for her. If a man cures your sheep and saves your hay before a storm, what else will he do for you? 👀
2. Mr. Knightley — Emma
Mr. Knightly is the definition of a service top. 100% confident in his masculinity and completely comfortable putting Emma’s needs and wants first, but not gonna let her get away with being high and mighty. Excellent combination of obsessed with her but still in charge. ;) She would get neurotic about it and he would tell her to chill out and he’d be right.
1. George Emerson — A Room with a View
George chugs his respect women juice and is so turned on by the idea of women as individuals with unique desires he can’t stand to see Lucy betray herself by marrying a robot. “I want you to have your own thoughts even when I hold you in my arms” ?!? “The desire to govern a women lies very deep, and men and women must fight it together before they shall enter the Garden” !! What’s not to love about a pro-Eve humanist who enjoys swimming naked and is constantly telling everyone to be less embarrassed about desire and the body? No question George is going to be eating Lucy out every day of their lives and getting off on it himself.
Bonus:
Marius Pontmercy — Les Misérables
Shy, but also French. Not sure which one wins out here.
The HATESICK Diaries by Saffron A. Kent
When I fall into a reading slump, I google when the next Saffron A Kent novel comes out. Echo Adler is an absolute gem in this book. I have trouble picking favorite heroines, but she scrapped her way into my list. I love her spirit and attitude, she’s a good friend and so sweet. I also love a heroine who lives for the drama and angst. And of course, Reign Davidson. Who absolute drives this…
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Hey, Mister Marshall by Saffron A. Kent
Hey, Mister Marshall on Goodreads “He won’t even let me wish this wish. He won’t even let me dream this dream.” ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️/5 We are back again with another hit from Saffron A. Kent. Her newest book is about Poe, a girl stuck in summer school at St. Mary’s Reformatory School for Girls who are super awesome and fun and wow I wish it existed. She is prevented from graduating by her guardian and…
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Yallwest Schedule!
So I’m going to try to get as much done in one day as I can. These are the only events I know I’m going to try to do at certain times! I’m going to wear a burgundy skirt and black shirt (probably) it’ll be a last minute decision, I bet! Hope to see all y’all there and best of luck!
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On My Absence Pt.2 Electric Mental Illness Boogaloo
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These Thorn Kisses by Saffron A Kent
Available everywhere now! “I’m not interested in damsels and their teenage distress” ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️/5 stars! Let’s review: ⭐️Age gap romance⭐️Best friend’s older brother⭐️Grumpy/sunshine trope⭐️Student/teacher⭐️Possessive, dirty talking asshole hero⭐️Artistic, shy, good girl heroine⭐️Badass girl gang⭐️Forbidden, angsty These Thorn Kisses promised me so much, at the same time, it promised to be…
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Teen Titans: Beast Boy Loves Raven by Kami Garcia and Gabriel Picolo
Beast Boy Loves Raven on Goodreads ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️/5 stars! It’s finally here! Welcome everyone to what life is like with this book in the world! I couldn’t be more excited as a life-long Teen Titans fan, who is in fact dressing as Raven for Halloween this year. To begin, this book is set after both Teen Titans: Raven and Beast Boy, respectively, and follows them both as they travel to Nashville to…
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Victories Greater Than Death by Charlie Jane Anders
Finally posted my reviews of Victories Greater Than Death by Charlie Jane Anders!
“There are victories greater than death. I can see justice coming” ⭐️⭐️/5 stars I don’t love giving bad reviews because I’ll name one thing I don’t like, then another m, and so on until it sounds like a rant and that always feels excessive. So- I’ll start with what I loved. I loved that this book tried to do something fun and different with space adventure. It made it more inclusive,…
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House of Hollow by Krystal Sutherland
My review for House of Hollow by Krystal Sutherland! An amazing spooky read!
House of Hollow on Goodreads “Dark, dangerous things happened around the Hollow sisters. We each had black eyes and hair as white as milk. We each had enchanting four-letter names: Grey, Vivi, Iris.” ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️/5 stars! This review took forever to get down, but this book deserves some time to process. I’ve never been the biggest thriller fan, but this one had a mystery that really drew me…
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On my absence
Hey there! This is a super personal post/update so feel free to just ignore me. I really just wanted to hop in and say I’m really sorry about having this huge gap for like- no reason and saying nothing. Basically, I had a big bout of bad days for my mental health that threw me off my groove in June, then I didn’t have many books to review so I took a small break. Things got hard at work and…
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The Gatekeeper's Staff (TJ Young and the Orishas #1) by Antoine Bandele
The Gatekeeper’s Staff (TJ Young and the Orishas #1) by Antoine Bandele
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/55421124-the-gatekeeper-s-staff “TJ couldn’t deny what he sensed afterward, how he felt at that moment. Deep down, something within him had changed.” ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Rating: 4 out of 5. Magic school/camp novels are treated so unfairly in our community. The success of Harry Potter and Percy Jackson make everyone dismiss these books as repetitive. Hello? You liked it…
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A Gorgeous Villain by Saffron A. Kent
✨New Review✨: A Gorgeous Villain by Saffron A Kent! 4/5 stars!
“I had a taste of my fae and she’s been in my system ever since” ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️/5 stars! All the links and info for this book are below so I’ll jump right in! I’ve been a big Saffron A. Kent fan for so long now and I was absolutely dying to read this book. Somewhat unpopular opinion, but I absolutely love pregnancy romances! Easily on of my favorite tropes so going into it, I knew I’d love…
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Blog Tour!: The Ghosts We Keep by Mason Deaver
Blog Tour!: The Ghosts We Keep by Mason Deaver
The Ghosts We Keep on Goodreads “The truth would always find me. No matter how hard I pushed down its ugly head, it would find a way back in. Always. And it didn’t smell like vanilla. I still found it so much easier to discuss frozen yogurt instead of my dead brother.” Release Date: 6/1/2021 ⭐️⭐️⭐️.5/5stars First and foremost, much thanks to Hear Our Voices Book Tours for hosting this book…
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“I’ll have enough books when they fill my room like the stars fill the sky.”
— E.V. Fairfall
One Last Stop by Casey McQuiston
💕New Review!💕: One Last Stop by Casey McQuiston is soooo good!!! I loved it!
One Last Stop on Goodreads Release date: 6/1/21 “The knit of the scarf is loose and soft, and when August’s fingertips brush against it, there’s a pop of static electricity. She jumps, and the girl laughs under her breath. “Anybody ever tell you that you smell like pancakes?” ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️/5 stars! The highly anticipated sophomore novel from the extremely talented author Casey McQuiston is finally…
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