JUKEBOX DJ

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans.

[zoomerbro]

[twotibsawhisker]

‘hey, we’re bees’ is probably the calmest reaction ever to this situation

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[grumpycapt]

For a guy that once took a girl on the “cheapest date possible”, Jake Peralta’s romance game is strong

[arseniccupcakes]

I want to cry I need this level of cute gestures rn

[freekicks]

loki as brooklyn 99′s gina linetti…

bonus:

(shoutout to @eralkfang​ and @reserve​ for the idea!) 

[burningarbiterheart]

I CANT BREATHE

[tinarannosaurus]

[ahathawaysource]

nowthisnews: Watch Anne Hathaway beautifully explain the levels of privilege in American society, and how we can move toward equality for all.

[mojav]

British people be saying “I fink” and “me neifer”

[sailorbrazil]

im not bovered

[frawgs]

ello yewchube

[nocontextgoodplace]

[the-poor-decision]

This is an underrated joke

[renamonkalou]

[mrbenwyatt]

[denisvilleneuve]

Finding Dory (2016)

[goaliesarethebest]

People like to joke about octopi predicting the future but yeah, Hank predicted the future 

[extrajordinary]

GUYS. THERE WAS DRIVE-THROUGH IN ANCIENT ROME. FINDING OUT THIS ALONE IS WORTH THE COST OF MY MASTERS IN HISTORY.

[From Daily Life of the Ancient Romans by David Matz]

[thatdangerous-deactivated202112]

*rolls up to the window* yeah gimme a number V combo

[revedas]

“I’ll have two number IXs, a number IX large, a number VI with extra ambrosia, a number VIII, two number XLVs, one with cheese, and a large goblet of wine.”

[fortooate]

hail, I am Gaius Furius, welcome to Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives

[vonisv]

“YEAH CAN I GET A FVCKIN VVVVHHH….VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVHHHHHHHHH…BVRGER?”

[libertybill]

“McHoplite churn broke”

[awwww-cute]

[smallsoapdish]

[cassandracalin]

No regrets.

[mellifexfarm]

whats the best way to trim the crest+beard of a silkie? this lady can barely see with all that floof! 

[mellifexfarm]

apparently some people use little headbands to keep the fluff out of their eyes

[lord-kitschener]

80s chickens

[yemenitehole]

yo im late but when i first got my polish frizzle bantams years ago from their breeder their crests were up to keep them out of the mud (because they’re show birds) and the result was amazing

chef hats/make-up brush hair

[mellifexfarm]

i love them thank you for the advice

[draconym]

[mellifexfarm]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[clickthefrog]

I had to Google what frizzles looked like normally and

[deathcarpets-deactivated2019042]

*republicans flip gender switch on and off* welcome to hell! welcome to hell!

[nursemchurt]

[holdnarrytight]

thanks

[would-you-b-so-k-ind-deactivate]

This is the best thing I’ve seen all day

[sliceosunshine]

This was Ms. Roem’s response:

(x)

[enjolras-in-valinor]

gods bless Danica Roem honestly