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I’ve been unloading and ranting all of my feelings about GO3 to one of my friends for the past several days. Today she said, “I know you’ve been really upset about your show, so I got you this.” And then she handed me this fucking card.
@hillbilly---man, this was harsh. I also haven’t laughed so hard in a while.
KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
I dunno folks, I am very unsatisfied with the whole Asa/Anthony thing both on an emotional “I wanted them to be together forever ):” level and a more analytical “this is a very unsatisfying and thematically inconsistent way to resolve the problems in their relationship” level but… I can’t bring myself to like the whole ‘the REAL Crowley and Aziraphale are actually together forever inside the Bookshop Snowglobe’ theory/headcanon/cope/whatever.
Like, even if this is a place they both cherished dearly and alongside the person they love more than anything…. Being stuck in one place with exactly one person for billions of years is, well, I don’t know if it's exactly a fate worse than death but certainly pretty damn close! Especially for these characters!
Like, one of the main reasons why they chose to stop the first Armageddon was their fear of the utter unchanging stagnancy of an Eternal Heaven or an Eternal Hell.
Part of why they love Earth and Humanity is because it’s always changing and creating new things, Crowley especially of course, but even the set-in-his-ways slow-moving Aziraphale still likes more variety than what Heaven has to offer.
So to have their happily ever after locked forever in a little bubble away from humanity and earth? Crowley never getting to ever hear new music again or try out a clever new human invention would just make him miserable which would also make Aziraphale miserable. And never getting to eat new foods or discovering new rare books ever again would make Aziraphale miserable which would also make Crowley miserable.
(Also there’s the Thing that one of the flaws in the relationship that never got really resolved by the characters and was only fixed in a frustratingly magical way via the reincarnation is Crowley’s extreme emotional codependence on Aziraphale. Like, I’m sorry but, Mx. Anthony J “every time I think Angel has left me forever I go on a spiral of self-destructive loathing” Crowley needs to learn how to love Aziraphale while not hanging his entire sense of self-worth and purpose on him and probably developing other connections with other people, what he does NOT need is to live in a universe where literally nothing exist but Aziraphale).
Crowley and Aziraphale love each other, but they also love the world. I think it was… narratively frustrating to end their story at a point where they ‘had’ to choose the world over each other when they’ve barely ever gotten any chances to choose each other in the first place but… if my only two choices are “Crowley and Aziraphale are stuck in a frozen little bubble for billions of years and only getting to glimpse the changing ‘real’ universe around them” and “Crowley and Aziraphale got reincarnated as Anthony Crowley and Asa Fell and they got to actually experience the world for like 80 years”…. Yeah, I would have to choose the second one.
(But I’m still not happy about it).
I know I said it before, but... when the first season of TV Omens came out and decided to underplay Crowley's whole 'Modernized Methods of Spreading Sins" shtick, in favor of mostly making it seem like he was bullshitting his way through his work and stealing credit for Humanity's evil...
That felt like an understandable adaptational choice. With Crowley and Aziraphale being upgraded to the Actual Main Protagonists, their characterization shifting from "complicit agents of cosmic imperialism" to "victimized corporate cogs", the changing nature of humor from the 90's to Present Day making Random Cruelty seem less Automatically Funny and just generally the other changes Crowley's character making him even more ideologically disconnected from Hell then he was originally....
But, that whole concept of inventing random mundane annoyances was such a central part of Book!Crowley's character I just... didn't really accept the idea that aspect of his character was truly gone, I just thought it was downplayed. I mean, the M25 project still happened, Crowley is still introduced doing his infrastructure sabotage shtick even if the inner monologue explaining his logic for why this is a legitimately effective technique for temptations is cut, Crowley still claims credit for inventing the Selfie even if it's not as strongly confirmed as the random annoyances he created in the book...
I thought that, yeah, Show!Crowley doesn't even have the token cynical allegiance to Hell that Book!Crowley had, but he still likes inventing annoying taxes purely because he is a show-off smartass and because staying on Hell's good better side by being an exemplary employee was better for his self-interest even if he doesn't give a shit about how it benefits them. I even theorized it might be kinda connected to his new 'helped design Nebulas' backstory. Like creating shit like Manchester and Furbies is the closest equivalent to the joy of creating stars that he think he'll ever be allowed as a Demon...
But as we moved into GO2 and GO3, it became more and more clear that this aspect of the character was dropped pretty much completely in adaptation. The M25 was most likely the only large-scale Evil project Show!Crowley has done, he really is just bullshitting excuses for the phone things, and he was definitely just stealing credit for the Selfie. And it's just... a huge bummer I think. Again, this was one of Crowley's defining characteristics in the book, and a major running joke in both the canon and the fandom. It's true that, like I said, in the 2020's maybe you can't immediately introduce one of your Main Lovable Protagonists the guy whose job it is to make sure you had a shit day at work and he's actually kinda proud of it?
But I feel like there was a way to loop Crowley's projects back into the narrative, I've said it before as well but... it really does defang the point your story is trying to make about the beauty in moral ambiguity if you can't even allow one of your main characters to be the kind of guy (gender neutral) who enjoys hot-gluing coins on the sidewalk. It's okay if Crowley is a little shit or selfish in his own way. If he's got actual shades of gray and wasn't just 'too kind and caring for Heaven' and really grumpy about it. (On kind of a metatextual level, maybe retconning out Crowley's projects is the reason why Show!Crowley seems to be getting gloomier and gloomier every season... They unwritten one of his main hobbies and sources of pride out of existence).
I've been considering the idea of, like, what if the story just treated Crowley's mischief slightly more seriously... Like, just tried to explore this idea that yeah, it's funny and relatable and maybe even understandable that Crowley has been doing this minor mischief and inventing small frustrations just so his bosses will get off his back and let him go on dates with his boyfriend at peace and maybe because it's the closest he'll ever get to hanging stars in the sky ever again. But maybe we can also explore the perspective of the humans who used to get caught up in his shenanigans? Like, use this thread as a jumping-off point to explore the same sort of "it's just me and my Angel against it all" attitude that also keeps leading Show!Crowley to repeatedly suggest giving up on saving the world and fucking off to the stars?
I'd say there's even groundworks for that in the original book! Like, Crowley and Aziraphale are absolutely not the main focus of the book and don't have the same prominent arcs as their Show counterparts get in S1, but... if you look very closely, they absolutely do still have arcs.
Aziraphale has roughly the same Arc between the Book and the Show, just with the show turning up the drama waaaay up. Book!Aziraphale does start out notably more jaded about Heaven...
But he does talk himself (and allows Crowley to talk him) into believing Heaven would want him to prevent Armageddon...
Right until that talk with the Metatron, which shatters what little faith in Heaven he had left...
Which also leads to him swearing for the first time in four thousand years, and shifting from "Oh, we have to do something about the Antichrist.... but nothing too horrible obviously" to "I am going to lie-by-omission (and also just plain lie) these humans into shooting the 11-years-old dead for me".
Meanwhile, Crowley... there are definitely moments when you can say 'okay, yeah, these are the same story/character beats from the book, but with More Drama...
But while Show!Crowley has his Alpha Centauri stuff, which was an interesting way to add extra stakes, this possibility of a selfish escape from doom. Which would probably not even work in the Novel, in which the Universe is implied to not only be a much younger world that is scientifically indistinguishable from a billions-of-years-old universe as a Sick Prank from God, but is also a much smaller world that is scientifically indistinguishable from an infinite universe as a Sick Prank from God.
Book!Crowley, I think, has a thread regarding, much like Aziraphale, what he feels about his job. So much of the Crowley's perspective early in the book is essentially about him justifying and rationalizing what he does. I mean, humans do way worse then what I can think of anyways! It's all about Free Will! Which I don't even have, I don't have a choice but to do my job! Like, the observations about human cruelty and kindness and free will are meant to be poignant and important to themes of the story.... but they are also just kinda Crowley rationalizing why he keeps programming traffic lights with durations that are just annoying enough to tempt people to run the red light.
And then the M25 happens, and Crowley is finally directly faced with the consequences of his meddling, the fact that his job does have a real effect on people, and on him, and his narration takes on a very different tone...
Crowley ends up having to sacrifice the Bentley, his one most prized possession in the whole world, because of this mess. And then when Adam notices him for the first time and seem to supernaturally identify what Crowley and what he is done, and Crowley seems to instinctively know that he's got a lot to answer for...
Because Adam's relation and feelings about Crowley and Aziraphale are not straightforwardly positive as they were portrayed/implied in the show. Like, the metaphor here is Cold War spies, Crowley and Aziraphale are complicit in Cosmic Imperialism, even if they were mostly interested in minimizing their work and maximizing the amount of fucking about and General Hedonism they were doing. They were on the side of preventing the War from heating over because the Cold War status que benefited them, but that's not quite the same as being good for Humanity, as far as Adam is concerned. And while he calls both of them out equally, the narrative focuses on Crowley's emotional reaction.
although it did also affected Aziraphale as well, because all of this, Crowley's being faced with the consequences of his mischief and the way humans must feel about them, Aziraphale losing the last bits of faith he had in Heaven... That all leads into the closest thing in previous GO Canon to the GO3 Ending.
It is the culmination for their arcs here. The whole recurring thing about how Aziraphale is supposed to intrinsically always do the right thing and Crowley has no choice but to do 'Evil', going all the way back to their first discussion in Eden. Crowley and Aziraphale both realize that however inconsequential and/or benevolent their work might've seen to them, it did cause a lot of troubles for humanity, they are the main representative of Heaven and Hell on Earth right now, so they need to take responsibility for that, by sacrificing themselves to give the Humans time to escape Literal Satan.
Of course, the central joke here is that this is far too dramatic for a silly comedy like Good Omens, and that Crowley and Aziraphale are just not the Heroes, or even Anti-Heroes, of the story. So the actual protagonist, Adam, comes in and solve the entire problem for everyone causality-free...
And then they just... settle back into their old ways, more or less. Because, again, they're just a couple of complicit selfish hedonists at the end of the day (but it's okay because they're OUR complicit selfish hedonists uwu). The other joke here is that this whole story was about shades of grey, and it's kinda okay if Crowley and Aziraphale only ever wanted to help Earth and Humanity out of their own self interest. That's actually very Human of them. the main thing they actually seem to learn out of it all is Crowley’s new found realization (until he gets mindwiped) about the sheer Scope of God’s Ineffability and control of everything that happened. Which is kinda the other biggest set-up to GO3, but is played up much more… joviality here.
I can... understand the logic that if you're doing any sort of Good Omens continuation where Crowley and Aziraphale are the actual Main Protagonists, that means you have to circle again to the Sacrifice but this time actually going through with it. Like, I honestly believe there are very little story concepts that are Inherently Bad, it’s all about execution, the devil’s in the details, so to speak. TV Omens just failed to meaningfully build up to that ‘Sacrifice’ at the end of GO3 for so so many reasons. This post is already long enough as it is, I can’t even begin to list them all. But a big factor is that we kinda…. lost the arcs that led into it the first go around. They were both already kinda trying to retire from their jobs. Aziraphale had an arc about getting disillusioned with Heaven in GO1, only for the show to walk back on it and have him, even minutes before the supposed ‘culmination’ of his arc, still hold the perception that Angels = Inherently Good.
And meanwhile, Crowley got even less. The switch from “let’s just run away from it all and be happy together” to “we have to sacrifice ourselves for all of humanity” happened way too abruptly and with very little actual connective tissue. Partly because that connective tissue used to be made from all the rougher edges and sharper corners that were gradually sanded off TV!Crowley.
And like, if the point of GO3 is to kinda deconstruct GO1’s optimism about Free Will at the face of an omnipotent and omniscient deity… instead of pulling on these random Crowley Quotes in the Climax even though they kinda make the opposite point of what this ending is trying to say and make it seem like after all of this journey, we still can’t actually find something more insightful to say then what was printed in the start of the 1990 book….
Why not give these lines the full ‘Resurrectionist’ treatment? Like, take a bit that was presented in the Book in a more ambiguous manner and spend some time REALLY deconstructing and arguing against it?
Have Crowley start out espousing those lines about Free Will and how he doesn’t really have it but how Humans have it and that’s wonderful, then have an experience that gets him disillusioned with the concept, while also facing the realization he was kinda using this logic to Justify Being an Asshole (or because he genuinely felt he had to please Hell to be safe but also wanted to prove how Smart he is, or because it was one of the few outlets to his creativity he had left available to him or…)
Well, the big hitch with the whole thing is the whole ‘Universe Reset’ thing, the more involvement, even comedic intentionally silly involvement, Crowley canonically has in Mortal affairs the Weirder it becomes that the new godless universe is implied to be ours and is, on the surface, 100% identical to the original timeline. But, like… that aspect of the Finale also Sucked Ass for Many Reasons, so I certainly wouldn’t mind another excuse for dropping it. Just have Crowley and Aziraphale sacrifice their immortality and powers to make all the Angels and Demons human, that's a big enough gesture as it is.
I mean, this is just a random suggestion, mostly stream-of-consciousness. You don’t have to reintroduce Crowley’s Actually Doing His Job and Being Damn Good at it to make GO3 make sense. And I don’t think that exploring Crowley’s mischief means you have to build up towards a GO3 ending either. There are plenty of character arcs and character conclusions you can build off the idea of Crowley doing, and even kinda enjoying, his Job. (I do really think it works well synergizing with an arc about how Selfish the fantasy of abandoning the Earth for Alpha Centauri is. Crowley is absolutely capable of caring and kindness! It’s just that fear, of Hell, of the Apocalypse, makes him shrink down his world to just himself and Aziraphale).
Maybe if you tone it down enough you can even just keep it as just a silly little running gag even… Again, this story is about moral ambiguity and the beauty in moral imperfection, Crowley and Aziraphale are Human enough that they don’t need to be 100% morally upstanding all the time to be lovable protagonists! Having satisfying character arcs as main characters doesn’t have to mean overcoming every single personal foible!
It’s just…modernizing sin-spreading was such an important part of Book!Crowley character, it’s literally how he’s introduced to the readers, and I love him so much for it… There were so many ways to fold that into the show continuity and it makes me kinda sad to realize they just… gave up on it.
I absolutely HATED the final episode, but the scene in the garden/bookshop was so pretty 💔
What if crowley replayed the kiss in his head so much that he started doubting his own version of it like maybe aziraphale didn’t start stroking his back didn’t start kissing back maybe he was trying to push him off like he replays it so much until there’s a tragic version of it in his head meanwhile aziraphale is like upping its ao3 rating in his kiss fantasies
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STOP BRINGING THIS BACK EVERY JUNE
… I’ve just queued this up for next June. Because reasons
Oh and it’s rainbow skeletons too this is perfect 😂
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I don't like to admit it, but sometimes I actually miss John Green.
Sometimes I can almost hear him.
Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.
I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.
who the fuck shaves their legs everyday?
To be honest, I’ve never shaved my legs once
Never every day, even at my most consistent. Stopped shaving entirely in my early 30s.
Crowley and Aziraphale were never supposed to be special. The whole point of their story was that they were just two beings sent on Earth with a job, who really loved avoiding doing said job, and who learned a thing or two from humanity along the way.
S2 seemed to double down on that. Other angels and demons could fall in love. Other angels, like Muriel, could like the Earth. Other demons, like Shax, could be surprised by humanity's cruelty. If anything, the story seemed to be leading towards the realization that if angels and demons just gave a chance to humanity, to love, to connection, they could all be happier for it.
So to toss it all out of the window to make Crowley and Aziraphale the special boys who get to rewrite the universe, while all other angels and demons get rewritten as humans without having a say in the matter... It feels like a betrayal.
I’m honestly really bothered by the way that Aziraphale was treated by the writers and, notably, by CROWLEY, throughout the finale. why on EARTH did every single interaction between crowley and aziraphale regarding s2 Final Fifteen consist of crowley accusing aziraphale of abandoning him, aziraphale explaining that he had to try to do the right thing / they couldn’t have been happy if they left all of earth’s inhabitants to suffer, and then crowley just making faces at him and never ONCE responding to those valid claims??? i kept expecting crowley to eventually arrive at the conclusion that yes, aziraphale’s motivations WERE noble, and clearly his attempts to do good actually WERE on track to achieving something (ie the Second Coming wasn’t going to be a war at all before michael ruined everything). but crowley never breached that topic.
it was all about crowley’s forgiveness of aziraphale, but never crowley’s admission that aziraphale made valid choices, too. throughout the show, aziraphale may have been flawed for acting like angels were superior to demons in efforts to keep him and crowley safe, but crowley is also flawed for always belittling aziraphale and calling him stupid/idiotic/etc any time he made a choice independent of their relationship out of some kind of protective instinct. i’m just so tired of the narrative that aziraphale’s flaws are flaws, and crowley’s flaws are quirks.
like what do you mean aziraphale is a “taker”????? he went back to Heaven to save all of humanity, yet he was characterized as selfish for it and no one ever stood up for him or acknowledged his attempts to stand up for himself. and in the end it was crowley who god gave the choice of what to do about the universe to, and whose idea it was to start a new universe for the sake of humans’ freedom. aziraphale sacrificed himself and his happiness FIRST with the s2 finale, but that choice was dubbed selfish whereas crowley was given the big moment to be self-sacrificing in s3 yet his choice is heroic. never mind the fact that aziraphale fought for the humans even harder than crowley did when he refused to run away in both seasons 1 and 2. no no no— aziraphale is lazy. crowley is a hero.
besides, to imply that aziraphale only “took” and demanded things from crowley is to entirely misunderstand their dynamic. crowley takes on a doting role in that relationship because he has been told that he has to be the symbol of evil— not even just a demon, but THE snake itself— and as much as he tried to convince himself otherwise throughout history, that’s NOT who he really is. caring for aziraphale gave him the chance to be vulnerable and loving; aziraphale loved him BECAUSE he was different from other demons, not in spite of it. we’re expected to believe that while crowley is a good person BECAUSE he’s not like other demons, aziraphale is a good person DEPSITE the fact that he enjoys food and is “lazy” or “prideful” or “gluttonous.”
furthermore, while i understand that throughout history aziraphale could have reciprocated crowley’s care more openly, let’s not forget that over and over again, crowley implies things like “they never check up” and “they love me down there.” while the risk of punishment and death is equally huge for both of them, the risk was always more likely to be a problem for aziraphale, who had heaven breathing down his neck 24/7 if he so much as used one frivolous miracle to save his own life. aziraphale kept them both alive for 6000 years by keeping crowley at a distance, yet he STILL showed up and gave him holy water— something that easily could have gotten him killed— and showed up for crowley however he could. their situations were different, and in season 1, crowley understood that difference. they had to go at aziraphale’s pace. but all of that went out the window when aziraphale was characterized as a selfish “taker” who abandoned his city and his soulmate rather than someone who tried to fucking save them.
don’t even get me STARTED on the scene between the two of them and God; the entire show has clearly indicated that, in different ways, aziraphale and crowley each have equal degrees of trauma surrounding God and her lack of communication with them. that’s what made their moments throughout the Job minisode so moving— they understood what the other was going through because they were experiencing the same thing. so why on Earth was the moment of God’s arrival given to Crowley and crowley alone?? aziraphale literally stepped aside to encourage crowley to ask his brilliant question, yet crowley didn’t offer aziraphale the same stage, and when god took it upon herself to address aziraphale, his question was exclusively romantic and had nothing to do with his own trauma surrounding heaven and humanity. aziraphale was reduced to crowley’s love interest, from the interaction with god to the fact that (nearly) every step along the way, it was crowley who figured out the next phase of the mystery first.
aziraphale has ALWAYS had ambitions outside of crowley— they both adore humanity, but it was crowley who always suggested that they say fuck it and run away whereas aziraphale stood by earth time and time again. so it makes NO sense that aziraphale wouldn’t ask god a question about anything besides his love story. that’s never been who he is. his love for crowley is an important part of his identity, but it’s not the only part. you wouldn’t get that if you watched that scene out of context.
and unlike the crowley we know and love from seasons 1 and 2, finale-crowley NEVER intervened to say something like, “no, angel. you are not good DESPITE the fact that you eat and dance and act hedonistically. you are good BECAUSE of those things.” aziraphale’s goodwill has always rippled out of small kindnesses— he stops crowley from abandoning a stranger in the street whom he just ran over with a car. his love of music caused him to forgive a tenant’s rent for free. his love of food gave him a connection with the owner of a local coffee shop and sushi restaurant. fucking BULLSHIT that he’s lazy or hedonistic “but” still a good angel. he’s a good angel BECAUSE of the things God criticized him for, not in spite of them. and even if she said those things with respect /teasingness, Mr. “I did not care for it” was SILENT during all the moments that implied that aziraphale’s interests and joys were flaws.
aziraphale is selfish for loving food and comfort, but crowley’s obsession with his car or plants just makes him funny and iconic. i kept waiting for crowley to intervene and say something beautiful about aziraphale the way that azi did for him in that scene, but nope.
and while i understand the argument i’ve seen some fans make that it’s religiously liberating for aziraphale to acknowledge that he is technically a sinner by biblical standards but is still good, my issue stems from the word “still.” he argued to god that she was right about him “BUT” he still always tried to do good. no one— not aziraphale OR crowley— pointed out that those things aren’t sins in the first place— they make him who he is. crowley is redeemed, in god’s eyes, for his creativity and curiosity, but his temper/selfishness was never addressed. alternatively, aziraphale’s so-deemed “flaws” were criticized, but his love for crowley is what made god appreciate him. and as sweet as that idea is, it’s also a version of synecdoche; it reduces aziraphale to his love story and nothing else.
and SPEAKING of aziraphale’s speech to crowley, while it WAS so sweet, i call bullshit on the idea that crowley was the “only” one willing to question, or that he “taught” aziraphale bravery. aziraphale has been THE bravest character on that show since Day One; the very first thing we learned about him was that he gave away his god-given sword because adam and eve were alone and scared, and aziraphale made that choice entirely without crowley’s influence. we also watched him look out for his fellow angel and warn him not to get into trouble BEFORE the Fall even happened— proving that deep down, aziraphale suspected heaven for what it really was before crowley even did. and then in the finale, we watched an angel who JUST saw what happens to deserters take off his own wrappings to help an injured demon who’d threatened him with his own blade.
aziraphale has NEVER needed crowley to teach him bravery; crowley taught him that the bravery he already possessed was nothing to be ashamed of. but to rob aziraphale of the same qualities that crowley possesses, to give him no ambitions outside of romance (ie “i only want one thing”), is to demote his character to crowley’s love interest, and not once in this finale did crowley speak up about it.
i think a lot of times when we have a queer relationship— even one like this in which neither being is gendered— fans subconsciously try to find a Man and Woman in the dynamic based on systemic heteronormativity and misogyny. so when we condemn aziraphale for his flaws but treat crowley’s as silly aspects of his personality, when we refuse to acknowledge that aziraphale might have ambitions outside of his love story (ie the Nate and Andy From Devil Wears Prada Effect), or when we claim that wanting SOME creature comforts for himself makes him lazy and prideful, we end up treating aziraphale exactly the way that female love interests are treated. and while i personally think that’s been a huge issue in the fanbase for years, this finale is the first time in which crowley acted that way, too. crowley actively mistreated aziraphale throughout this entire finale.
even down to the human versions of themselves: anthony is a published author, a teller of his own story (albeit not a particularly successful one), whereas that scene implied that asa didn’t even own that bookshop, he was a subordinate employee in it, connoting an inherent difference in power. and while i understand that “crowley” might be an easier name to adapt than “aziraphale,” something in me twinges sadly at the fact that he doesn’t even keep his own name in their supposed, reincarnated happy ending. and our very last scene of them involved crowley looking at the stars-aka HIS passion— and aziraphale bringing him a drink like some kind of housewife. whatever happened to all the fanon representations of the south downs cottage that was overrun with plants AND books? aziraphale’s personality was bled from his happy ending, and only crowley’s remained.
i’ll always be sorry for that clever, kind, compassionate angel who forgives all at the expense of himself, who willingly sacrificed his own happiness after fighting for it for 6,000 years so he could undo the system of abuse that HE was a victim of only to be obliviated out of existence before he got the chance to have that happiness back. he was never acknowledged as the protagonist, the frodo baggins, the hero of this story. and he fucking deserved better.
AND ANOTHER THING.
“Destined to find each other in every universe no matter what” is literally the definition of predeterminism— it’s the soulmate trope.
Is the free will in the room with us?
This was my comment when I reshared this meme I made about 6 months ago:
Yes, this. Fuck predeterminism, fuck god shipping people she’s torturing, fuck queerphobia even if it’s unintentional, and fuck Neil Gaiman
I didn’t love them because they were soulmates or “meant to be together in every universe” or because God shipped them.
I loved them because they were two lonely weirdos who found each other all on their own while getting by in a fucked-up little universe. I loved them as an angel and a demon who cobbled together something strange and meaningful between them even when they were never supposed to do that. I loved how they loved each other in spite of the great plan, in spite of a system intended to tear them apart.
I wanted their love story to be one of defiance, not compliance with destiny.
This 👆🏻
Their connection was one they formed against all odds.
How could it ever be them in a hypothetical, fated-to-be-together multiverse where there are no odds at all?
Jesus' early observation of, "Where are my scars? I had good carpenter's hands," and the followup about how it's okay because he has a new, fresh body really does seem to go directly against the decision to drive the whole plot right in that direction in the last 20 minutes.
I kind of rode right past that line on the initial watch because I didn't know where everything was headed, but on the rewatch it's like... yeah, he's distressed about having a fresh body, it's not the same, and the scene doesn't read as though we're meant to think it's "better." Bro (religious) is experiencing body horror.
how are we meant to believe that Crowley and Aziraphale would sacrifice each other and the known universe when Aziraphale was ready to merc a child on the tarmac in Tadfield so he and his husband could keep enjoying books and wine
Today's vent:
imagine being an angel and realizing the most beautiful thing in creation is sitting next to you complaining about nebulae
